There are 53,644,737,765,488,792,839,237,440,000 possible deals in contract bridge. If that's not enough to get your coder brain racing, consider this: bridge is a universal language (with regional dialects!), creates conversation, and is one of the deepest things you can do with a deck of cards. Naturally recession-proof, bridge teaches logic, improves memory, and involves snacks. And despite what you may have heard, the basics are easy. One-minute-four-slides easy. Join the legion of Portland techies who play bridge. (The legion currently has a membership of one, so there's ample opportunity for leadership roles!)

1. Not Your Grandma’s Game: Why
You Should Be Playing Bridge
J-P Voillequé

2. The Rules, Abridged (ha!)
All cards are dealt. The dealer is first to bid. Bidding
continues until all pass. Player to the left of the declarer
opens the play with any card.
Highest trump wins any trick. Otherwise, highest card in
the suit led wins the trick.You must play the suit led if you
can. Whoever wins the trick starts play for the next trick.
Scoring is based on suit of the contract.
No Trump > Spades & Hearts > Diamonds & Clubs
(Pun courtesy of @Metroknow)

3. The Horror Story
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Learning Curve
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Enthusiasm
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Morale
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4. © Cartoonbank.com

5. It’s Like Twitter!
Bids Translation
North: 1NT “I have a frickin’ awesome hand.”
South: 2C “Really? What’s your best major suit?”
North: 2D “Hearts, and you?”
South: 3H “ZOMG, I have great Hearts! I will scream it to
the rooftops!”
North: 4H “Okay, let’s do that then.”

6. Specifically Geeky Reasons
It’s code!
It’s got standards!
53,644,737,765,488,792,839,237,440,000
AKQJT98xxxxxx:
5,197,480,921,767,366,548,160

7. More Geekiness
“In terms of the game of bridge itself, computers
can't play at any reasonable level. Even I can
probably beat the best bridge software that
exists today.”
-Bill Gates, 1998

8. It Takes All Your Brain
You will always know
the distribution of half
of the cards. The
remainder of the
information needs to
be deduced or
inferred, whether
you’re defending or
trying to make the
contract.

9. The Basics (in Four Slides)
Card Images by Jesse Fuchs and Tom
Hart, based on David Bellot’s SVGs,
and distributed under CC 2.5-by-sa

10. How Many Tricks Can I Take?
Always assume 6 tricks!
High Card Points (HCP):
Ace = 4
King = 3
Queen = 2
Jack = 1
Ten = 0 (but we still love them)
Minimum HCPs requred: 13
This hand: 15 points. We Can Bid!
We Say, “One ______.”

11. What Do I Want to Be Trump?
Bid Strong & Long!
We Say, “One Spade!”

12. Your Dummy’s Hand
Hand (Shoulda bid 1NT/2C)

13. But…What if Partner Bids Back?
Good! They have at least
6 HCP and they’re trying
to give you more
information about what
they’ve got.
When you’re new, assume
that all bids are “natural,”
i.e., they’re not secret
codes or big eyebrow-
waggling events.

14. But What if My Opponents Bid?
Don’t Panic. There’s a chance
Oh no you didn’t.
that they’re trying to mess with
you, but it’s equally likely that they
have a decent hand and want to
tell their partner.
Listen. Any bid contains
information. That information is
open to all – in fact, if your
opponent’s bid means something
other than the natural meaning,
they’re required to explain.
Bid Back. The contested auction
is a minefield for both pairs. If you
can, push back at them.

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16. Back to the Graph
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Learning Curve
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Enthusiasm
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Morale
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17. What’s the Difference?
Authentic learning environments.
Distributed learning.
Friends.

18. Places to Visit
Eastside Bridge Club:
http://www.trumpuonline.com
Ace of Clubs:
http://www.the-ace-of-clubs.com
Bridge Base Online:
http://www.bridgebase.com

19. Things to Read
Bridge for Dummies, Eddie Kantar
(Standard American Yellow Card)
Anything by Victor Mollo, but especially
Card Play Technique and Case for the Defense

20. Let’s Get It Started!
jvoilleque@gmail.com
@lawduck on Twitter
http://voilleque.com