This document contains a collection of quotes from the INBOUND13 conference related to marketing and customer engagement. Many of the quotes offer humorous or unconventional advice about using social media, storytelling, data analysis, and other marketing strategies. A few quotes provide more conventional recommendations about prioritizing customer success and connecting with customers. Overall, the quotes showcase an unconventional and playful approach to discussing modern marketing tactics.

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@inboundquotes
the 20 most insightful
quotes from
#INBOUND13

2. Breakfast is the most
important Instagram
of the day.
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” @inboundquotes

3. Could a customer recite your URL
backwards during a sobriety test?
@inboundquotes

4. Marketing
is
all
about
data
now.
We’re
done
with
people.
@inboundquotes

5. @inboundquotes
YOUR
CUSTOMERS
MISS 100% OF
THE SHOTS YOU
DON’T VINE

6. @inboundquotes
You can’t apply
responsive design
to a haystack.

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“Do you know how the Rebel Alliance
beatThe Empire? Storytelling.”

8. @inboundquotes
Leave breadcrumbs so your customers can find you,
then trap them in your house made of candy.

9. @inboundquotes
Rich data, combined
with milk, flour, and
eggs, makes for a tasty
treat. Cook at 375° for
20 minutes.

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When was the last
time you followed a
customer home, just
to watch her sleep?

11. @inboundquotes
8% of your customers
make decisions about
what to buy in their
dreams. What’s your
inception strategy?

12. @inboundquotes
Not

13. one

14. of

15. the

16. Fortune

17. 500

18.
companies

19. got

20. where

21. they

22. are

23. by

24.
tweeting.

25.
Yet.

26. @inboundquotes
THINK LIKE A MARKETER.
TALK LIKE A HUMAN.
WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN.

27. @inboundquotes
Failure is amazing as long as you
eventually succeed.
Otherwise, it’s just failure.

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Encourage your customers to
connect with each other. Give
each of them half an amulet.

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Everyone’s got a call to
action. Stand out with a
yodel to adventure.

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Comfort zones are like
prison. You can break out
with positive thinking.

31. @inboundquotes
The 500 pound gorilla of
marketing could get down to 300
pounds if he exercised regularly
and ate right.

32. @inboundquotes
Customer success is all that matters.
Profits and shit will work themselves out.

33. @inboundquotes
What will your customers think
about your brand after your
Snapchat pic has expired?

34. @inboundquotes
YOU CAN’T
SEGMENT
THE OCEAN