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Already in Progress, Chapter 12
1. Oooh, a baby! I like babies. Do you like babies? Of course you do. Everyone likes babies.
And the best part about babies is that you can hand them back to their mommy or daddy
when they need a clean diaper.
And speaking of babies, there are one or two in Sandersville that Iâm sure youâre not tired
of seeing yet. I know Iâm not. Letâs start with Jon and Emmy and Sarah Jane as we rejoin
our story: Already in ProgressâŚ
2. EMMY: We are never hiring that woman again. In fact, Iâm going to call the agency and
report her.
JON: The nanny? Why? Whatâs wrong?
EMMY: When I came home, I found Sarah Jane on the floor, hungry, cold, and with a
full diaper. And that ânannyâ was in the parlor reading the paper.
JON (horrified and furious): She what?
EMMY: Look, your days on are my days off and vice versa. Weâll just take care of her
ourselves.
JON: Iâll get her bottle â you make that phone call.
3. Fortunately, despite the criminal neglect of the nanny, Sarah Jane grew up well.
I think she looks like her mother. What do you think?
She really is a very happy child, although she does tend to waste perfectly good Smart
Milk playing with her teddy or sitting in her parentsâ room watching them sleep instead
of skilling. Sheâs always singing to herself, that little âla-laâ thing that toddlers do
sometimes.
4. Which is not to say that she doesnât learn things. In fact, Sarah Jane learned all three
toddler skills with a full day to spare. (I donât have Free Time, so no nursery rhyme.)
JON: Come on, honey, come to Daddy!
SARAH JANE: Daddy!
JON: Thatâs it â thatâs my girl! Whoâs the smartest little girl in the whole world?
EMMY (with affectionate tolerance): Jon, youâre going to spoil her.
JON: Nah â sheâll be fine.
5. JON: So, itâs Mommyâs birthday today. What do you think sheâd like?
SARAH JANE: Birthday!
JON: Yes, itâs her birthday. What shall we give her as a birthday present?
SARAH JANE: Birthday âresent! (sings happily) Birthday âresent, birthday âresentâŚ
JON: Yes, a birthday present. We need to give Mommy a nice birthday present. What
does Mommy like?
SARAH JANE: Snuggles!
6. JON(softly): Happy birthday, Emmy.
EMMY (also softly): Why are we whispering? Is she asleep?
JON: Mmhm. Which means I can give you your birthday present now.
EMMY: What do you mean? You gave me the espresso maker, didnât you?
JON: Yes â but I have it on good authority that what you like best are snuggles.
EMMY: Why, Mr. Littledragon! Are you suggesting what I think youâre suggesting?
7. And speaking of new parents, Cassie â whoops! Did I come at a bad time?
CASSIE (through gritted teeth): No, of course not. I love entertaining visitors while
giving birth!
Really? Oh, all right, then.
I like your haircut. Itâs more maternal.
CASSIE: Eeeeeeyauauauauaghhhh!
âŚI meant that as a complimentâŚ
8. This is Bertram McClellan. Well, I had Alvin and Cassie â I was missing a B.
I think Bertram is proof that creating family relationships in CAS changes the genetics.
Because black hair is dominant over everything, right? So if Cassie was homozygous for
black hair, Bertram would have black hair. But those look like brown eyebrows.
Granddad Zeeshan has blond hair, so Cassie must be black/blond, just like she was
before the rebuild, right? Or do have this whole Sim-genetics thing all wrong? (Or are
those eyebrows actually black? Maybe Iâm just hallucinating this whole thing.)
9. Bertram is a very cheerful little fella. I donât know that Iâve heard him cry even once.
Although he does seem to think that throwing up on his parents when they play with him
is funny. Every single time.
What with keeping him happy and keeping Cassie and Alvin clean, thatâs all there is for
this family. Letâs check in with Bertramâs auntie, shall we?
10. Rosie is doing quite well. She keeps climbing the career ladder. I forget what her job title
is now, but she takes this spiffy car to work and has to wear this dopey outfit. Seriously, a
yellow shirt and pink pants? I know sheâs colorblind, but whatâs EAxisâs excuse?
11. Robi is fitting in to the family pretty well. Snuggles likes him, and his fathers-in-law
(father-in-laws?) havenât threatened him with a baseball bat recently. Heâs also climbing
the medical career ladder, although heâs somewhat behind his wife.
12. As for his fathers-in-law (or whatever the grammatically correct term is), well, you can
probably guess what theyâve spent the last few days doing. And unfortunately, you can
probably also guess why Iâve not only let them, Iâve encouraged them.
14. GRIM REAPER: I b.. .ou thoâŚ. Iâ. .orâŚten ab⌠.ou, .r. SaâŚ.rs.
MARCEL: I did wonder about that, yeah.
GRIM REAPER: .ne pâŚ.. .t a ti... ..ose ar. ..e ruâŚ. .ut loo.: . ..ough. .ou a 7 .n. 7 .o .ak.
.p fo. .t.
MARCEL: Did you hold the 7?
GRIM REAPER: .es si., .r. SanâŚs. I abâŚâŚ.. di. .old ..e 7-U.. .nd th. .emo.. .nd ..e i...
MARCEL: Now thatâs my kind of drink!
15. Zeeshan (something-I-have-forgotten) Sanders, 72 years old. A very laid-back kind of
guy â who else could spend his time being probed discussing biochemistry with the
Pollination Technician on duty? Zeeshan was probably the only Knowledge Sim I have
ever met who did not like talking about school. He only had two bolts with his husband at
the end (thanks to specific hair-color turn ons), but youâd never know it from the way he
acted. A cool guy, he will be much missed.
Marcel Sanders, 72 years old. A Family Sim who defeated all my attempts to find him the
perfect life partner â until I started setting him up with guys. Marcel loved both his
daughters equally, even the one who was not a blood relation, and fulfilled his LTW of
becoming Education Minister. Although his face exploded in college, he grew into it
again in his old age. I will miss him too. At least wherever he and Zee are going, theyâll
go together.
16. ROSALIE: Oh, Robi, what am I going to do? How am I going to go on without DadZee
or DadMar?
ROBI: Itâs okay, baby. Iâm here for you. Iâm here.
ROSALIE: But DadMar isnât there with the baseball bat anymore!
ROBI: I never needed the baseball bat to make me want to stay.
And this is totally spoiling the mood, butâŚDo I detect crush-hearts music?
17. Ah-huh. And to what do I owe this not-entirely-unexpected happening?
KITTY (frantically): Nothing. Youâre imagining it. Um â these are not the droids youâre
looking for.
18. And youâre not Obi-Wan Kenobi. Honestly, whatâs wrong with this? Heâs a nice guy.
Youâve been friends since grade school. Why are you so against having a relationship?
KITTY: WellâŚDid you ever read anything by Andre Norton?
Near-obsessively, between the ages of thirteen and four years ago.
KITTY: Well â Wait, what happened four years ago?
She died, and I realized Iâd read everything sheâd written on her own at least twice. Go
on.
19. KITTY: Well, I can do things. I can talk to you. And I can see people who have moved
on.
Seeing ghosts scares you.
KITTY: Having anybody jump out at me scares me. And I know whatâs going on with
people all over town. And I can make things.
Like a limo out of an eggplant.
KITTY: Exactly. But, you know, itâs like in Andre Norton â if the witches, uhâŚ
Woohooed anybody?
KITTY: Yeah, that. If they did, they lost all their power. And I donât want to lose what I
can do. Not for anybody.
Okay, how can I put this? There were things you couldnât talk about in the sixties. Like,
um, woohoo without a Lifetime Relationship over 70.
20. KITTY: You can have woohoo with a Lifetime Relationship under 70?
You canât. Not without special hacks. What about Jaelithe Tregarth? She had triplets
without losing any power.
KITTY (doubtfully): I donât want to have triplets.
You canât. Not without special hacks. Look, I donât understand why you can still talk to
me. Why shouldnât the power run along Christopher Stasheff lines rather than Andre
Norton ones?
KITTY: You want me to, uh�
Up to you. Besides, when have you given a ratâs patoot about what I wantâŚ
(affectionately) Madame Useless. Howâs your brother?
KITTY: Donât get me started.
21. KITTY (V.O.): You let her what?
AREN (V.O): Move in. And I didnât let her. I asked her. It was my idea, yo.
KITTY (V.O.): But! But! But! But you canât do that! You canât just move in with
someone!
AREN (V.O): SoâŚHowâs Mircea doing?
KITTY (V.O.): That is completely different and you know it! Iâm talking about our
home!
22. KITTY (V.O.): You let her turn Dad and Popâs home into a, a, a, Barbie dream house!
AREN (V.O): Itâs not a Barbie dream house, yo. She likes pink is all.
23. KITTY (V.O.): Okay, fine, a, a, a bubble palace then! How can you let her do that?
AREN (V.O): Actually, the bubbles were my idea too.
KITTY (V.O.): Dad would never approve!
AREN (V.O): Kitty, Dadâs dead. Heâs never coming back. And Valerie makes me happy.
24. KITTY (V.O.) (despairingly): I just donât understand what you can see in her.
VALERIE: So â Iâve got a couple hours before I have to go to work. What say we put
them toâŚgood use?
AREN: Yo!
25. Carylâs pregnancy was not easy. This is the only picture I have of the last trimester, and
Iâm sure you can tell why. Too tired to eat, too hungry to sleep, and too in need of a bath
to do anything else. Pizza was a real lifesaver.
Seriously â have you noticed that one slice of pizza can take a pregnant Simâs hunger bar
from the red to the very low yellow? And Iâve never seen a pregnant Sim fall asleep in
their pizza: they always finish the slice before passing out.
26. But it was all worth it. This is Timothy Miller.
Lucky thought that having their childrenâs names start with the same letter was kind of
unimaginative. Caryl asked him to think of a proper boyâs name, not a nickname, that
had a Y in it, and donât say âMyron,â because if he says âMyron,â sheâs leaving him.
Lucky decided that âTimothyâ was an excellent name.
If you havenât figured it out, the Millers have a naming theme of ânames that have a Y in
them.â
27. CARYL: Byron, what are you doing?
BYRON: Giving Timmy a bottle.
CARYL: But heâs got a green stink cloud around him! You donât give babies bottles
when theyâre in the middle of a stink cloud!
BYRON: You donât?
28. CARYL: Of course you donât! When a baby has a stink cloud like that, they need a new
diaper! Here, give Timmy to me.
BYRON (handing Timothy over): Heâs all yours.
CARYL (to the baby): What was Uncle Byron thinking, giving you a bottle? You need a
new diaper, yes you do. Mommy will take care of that. (Caryl leaves the room)
LUCKY (after checking that Caryl is out of earshot): Smooth.
BYRON: I did enough late night diaper changes when I was rooming with Tyger. Why
do you think I wanted to adopt someone who was already potty trained?
29. LUCKY: So, Tyger, what do you think of Timmy?
TYRONE: I think you should return him.
LUCKY: Return him�
TYRONE: To the store. I wanted a little sister. Take him back and get a girl instead.
LUCKY: It doesnât work that way, TygerâŚ
Tyrone really doesnât like his little brother. Iâm used to Sims having low relationships
with new siblings, but Tyroneâs relationship with Timothy is actually at -2/23.
30. Amy, on the other hand, is thrilled about the new baby. Her relationship with Timmy is
23/23 without even trying. And despite the pictoral evidence, she does get along quite
well with both of her fathers.
AMY: What do you mean, I canât have a little brother? Tyrone got one!
BYRON: Amy, the house is full enough as it is. And Dad and I only want one child of
our own. That means that you donât have to share us â
AMY: Lalala, I canât hear you!
31. I swear, Byron and Jerome are secretly Family Sims. Byron autonomously tucks his
daughter in and rolls up wants to play catch with her or talk to her. Jerome seems to
prefer babies â he never turns Amy down for anything and will dance with her or play
catch sometimes, but when I canât find Timothy, odds are that Uncle Jerâs giving him a
bottle or a bath or a cuddle.
Family Sims in disguise, I tell you! And speaking of Family SimsâŚ
32. YVETTE: Congratulations, Robin!
ROBIN: Huh? On what?
YVETTE: Or should I say: CongratulationsâŚDaddy!
ROBIN: Da â Youâre pregnant?
YVETTE (unable to contain a huge grin): Uh-huh!
ROBIN: Whoopie!
(Robin picks Yvette up and swings her around and around until they both get dizzy)
33. Yvette had probably the easiest pregnancy Iâve ever had in the three years Iâve been
playing. Usually pregnant Sims require intense micromanagement, but I was actually able
to balance my checkbook during this one. I think she threw up once, and none of her
needs even made it into the orange, let alone the red.
34. And this little guy was the result! Meet Gerard Sanders. (Pronounced like the French
actor.) I had a bit of a brain cramp when the naming box popped up: I thought, âOkay,
the mother is Yvette and the father is Francois, so I should go with a French name.â
35. Nope, the father is the dark-haired fellow on the left accepting delivery of the baby, and
his name is Robin. Francois is the older fellow on the right. You saw him in his work
uniform in the previous picture. Francois works as Larry the Llama just for something to
do now that heâs retired. Plus, he insists, âLadies love Larry the Llama! Nudge nudge
wink wink.â Eh, to each her own, I guessâŚ
36. Stacey and Toby are doing well. You can probably tell that from Staceyâs expression
here. If you havenât figured it out yet, Stacey and Toby are more the sort of check-in-
occasionally type of family rather than the follow-them-obsessively type of family. So no
news is good news.
37. I would just like to point out that Colin grew up at the biggest party Iâve ever thrown
successfully. His whole family was there. Of course, I didnât play in absolutely strict
rotation, so Colinâs younger brother is already an elder in this picture, and some people
are older than youâll see them get in this installment. (clears throat) Pay no attention to
the man behind the curtain.
Starting at Lee, we have: Lee, Opal, Emmy, Chalcedony, Amy, Andrew, Jasmine (hiding
in the back, and yes, not strictly related), Jon, and Jasper.
I just occurred to me that boys get their hair pattern from their motherâs father, so
Andrew and Jon should be losing their hair gaining extra forehead too. Hmmm.
Lee became an elder the next day, but he didnât want a party (odd, for a Popularity Sim),
so I didnât throw him one.
38. And who is this, trying to break into the mayoral mansion?
39. Why, itâs the notorious cat burglar Jessica Ebadi! But never fear! The intrepid,
gentlemanly Officer Dorian Kakauer is here to save the day and take Ms. Ebadi to
justice!
(I very much like Dorian Kakauer as he appears in dicreasyâs Victorian Legacy. Does it
show?)
40. âŚOoor he could be going to get his butt kicked. Obviously my gameâs Officer Kakauer is
not as cool as dicreasyâs. Getting beaten by the burglar! Have they no minimum Body
skill point requirement to join the police force? Shocking! I shall write to the mayor!
Oh, wait, he already knows. Well, Iâm sure heâll follow up, then. Moving right alongâŚ
41. JASPER: Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad. Cal and I are going to college now.
OPAL: What?
ANDREW: Wait a minute!
AMETHYST: No fair! How come I canât go to college too?
42. ANDREW: Wait a minute! Where do you think youâre going, young man?
JASPER: College. I told you.
ANDREW: You canât just leave like that, in the middle of the night!
JASPER: Um, I kinda have to, Dad. The taxiâs here and everything.
ANDREW: You could have at least told us you were going!
JASPER: I did. Just now.
ANDREW: Before the taxi got here, I meant! Youâll at least call when you get there?
JASPER: Yeah, sure, whatever. Bye!
43. And the very next day is a milestone for both Andrew and Opal. Which neither of them
seems to pay much attention to.
OPAL: The boys didnât call today.
ANDREW: Well, no. You called them twice each.
OPAL: Yes, but they should still call. Would it kill them to pick up the phone?
ANDREW (indulgent sigh): Itâs hard when the nest starts emptying out, isnât it?
And speaking of collegeâŚ
44. Jasmine has headed off to college too. Dad waved her out of sight, but Mama went inside
for a cup of coffee, claiming her feet were freezing. Jasmine didnât seem to care too much
either way.
45. Shortly thereafter, it was birthday time. Andromeda finally got rid of the hairdo sheâd
been sporting since her teen years. I quite like the new look, and getting older hasnât
slowed her down any.
46. Mitch also got a new âdo and keeps on cooking. He hasnât reached Celebrity Chef status
yet, but Iâm sure it wonât be long now.
The old folks did have an informal little get-together for their birthdays.
47. This attractive young lady was one of the guests. Who is she? Why, thatâs Jasmine, of
course! And speaking of the college kids, well, thereâs enough going on there to justify a
whole nother chapter. Coming soon to a website near you!
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The Grim Reaperâs lines, in order:
If youâll just come this way, Mr. Sanders.
Uh, no.
I bet you thought Iâd forgotten about you, Mr. Sanders.
One person at a time. Those are the rules. But look: I brought you a 7 and 7 to make up
for it.
Did you hold the 7?
Yes sir, Mr. Sanders. I absolutely did hold the 7-Up. And the lemon. And the ice.
By the way, when I write the Reaper, Iâm trying to convey the way his voice goes too
deep to hear clearly sometimes without resorting to Terry Pratchett ALL CAPS. Is it
working? Or is it just annoying?