2. "Ava, look, the mailman's getting electrocuted!"

3. "Ha ha, really? Maybe I won't have to sue him for being two minutes late the other day!"

4. "Hey, wait a second! Your queen wasn't next to my king when I looked away! And the mailman
wasn't even being electrocuted!"

5. "Heh... sorry?"

6. "My agent will hear about this. Don't think that being my twin sister will help you!"

7. Meanwhile, Polly found herself a servo boyfriend to take her mind off of the serious damage to her
systems.
Why yes, his head is turned all the way around.

8. Bleh, headmaster time. I don't remember who wanted the kids to get into private school, but he's
here regardless.

9. WHAT
NO

10. *Screaming*

11. "I must say, Pippi, this is a wonderful bedroom."

12. "Yeah... you don't hear screaming or anything, right?"

13. It was about this time I downloaded default replacement skins. Normally I prefer not to use default
replacements, especially because so many of them look ridiculously overdone, but skin 4 (the
darkest) was really getting on my nerves: it has this kind of greenish, whitish hue to its highlights
that just doesn't look nice at all. So I went looking, and ended up finding a really nice set that makes
the difference between skins 1 and 2 a bit more noticeable, and makes skin 3 a bit darker. But back
to the action!

14. "I... I caused this fire."
Uh oh.

15. "Zzrt... aspiration failure initiated."

16. Man, this poor servo.

17. Luckily, Reagen was able to whip up a quick meal of chef salad, and due to Pippi's touring skills the
headmaster never even knew there was a fire.

18. "So, little girl, what makes you think you're private school material?"

19. Haven't you heard my hit single? I'm a star! I deserve the very best education... or else."

20. True story: I don't remember if the kids got into private school or not. Oh well.

21. "Remington, my dearest friend, you believe that I am intelligent, right?"

22. "Darling, I think you're nuts."

23. At least Polly still has her servo boyfriend—HK-47 is his name.

24. "HK-47, my most beloved, I know we have not known each other for long—but would you be
willing to participate in a marriage between the two of us?"

25. "Joyous statement: Of course, my love!"

26. "Query: I assume, then, that this will mean you will move out of the meatbags' residence?"

27. Hmm... I'm not so sure about HK-47.

28. "Have you heard, dear, that the young child I care for has been nominated for a Sammy award?"

29. "Irritated exclamation: Pah, I'm not concerned with meatbag trophies!"

30. "Oh, okay then, I know what to talk about! Have you ever played a 'video game?' They are quite
enjoyable!"

31. "Perplexed statement: Polly, I do believe I have made it clear I do not care about the meatbags' form
of entertainment."

32. "But—they have these things called movies, where the pictures move and sounds and—"

33. "Muffed pondering: Polly, if you are so enamored with these meatbags, this engagement may not
last."

34. "Mr. Uglacy, I know I have not lived with you for very long, but I... I may move away, to be with
my beloved."

35. "Well, if that's what you want, I can't stop you. You really don't have to tell me this, anyway."

36. "Oh, I do want to move out, though! HK-47 is such a wonderful servo... though he does refer to
humanoids as 'meatbags.' I am unsure of what to make of that."

37. "Meatbags? Polly, I've only ever heard that once... there was this news story about a servo who
killed a bunch of sims, and said that they were 'meatbags' who deserved it. It's not a nice word."

38. "Hmm... the servo woohoo is really wonderful!"

39. "Were you even listening to me, Polly?"

40. "I do think I will move out with HK-47. It is what I want."

41. "We will need a home... oh, I hope he has a job to pay for this, or maybe I can find employment
elsewhere..."

42. "You know, Pippi, I am now engaged to HK-47... and yet, a part of me wishes that Mr. Uglacy
might..."

43. "Uh..."

44. "So, how about the Sammy's? Apparently Ava produced a song when I wasn't looking and got
nominated for something."

45. "Or... we could talk about movies?"

46. And then Pierre-Luc got a very specific want.

47. This is all so messed up.

48. Polly and Pierre-Luc nevertheless moved up to his bedroom for privacy.

49. "Zzrt, guilt processes triggered. Emergency cleaning mode activated."

50. Oh, whoops, looks like I forgot about Ava and Amalia's birthday.

51. "Aw yeah, I'm so pretty!"

52. "I have cheeks!"

53. "This is for getting the slide before me, Ava!"

54. "No! My hair!"

55. "Hee hee, that was fun!"

56. *Bzzzzz*
"Hey, girls, stop it! Pippi's off to college, can't you see?"

57. Yeah, I decided to send the girls straight to college. I probably shouldn't have, but it's too late now.

58. Okay, so this is kind of creepy.

59. *BOI-OI-OING*
Oh, crap.

60. "Mr. Uglacy, how dare you kiss your wife! I thought you and I were—had—something special! I
can't believe you would do this, you—you—you meatbag!"

61. "Polly, how dare you call me that!"

62. Uh, Reagen? Nothing?
"Oh, please! Between the shorting out and the aspiration failure, I've learned to tune out Polly
completely. She's probably just tried to clean the shower again or something."

63. "Waaah! I only want to woohoo everything that moves, so why does this keep happening to me?"

64. "Zzrt... anger mode initiated. Target acquired."
As you may have guessed due to this recent plot-like development, I am ending here, on a
cliffhanger. Until next time!