Learning English is important and people all over the world decide to study it as a second language. Many countries include English as a second language in their school syllabus and children start learning English at a young age. But some times English is considered as a crazy language so, here presented some facts that it is a crazy language!!

1. English as a crazy
language

2. Presented by
Aimen Matloob

3. Introduction
•• English is the most
widely spoken
language in the history
of our planet.
• Half of the world's
books are written in
English, and the
majority of international
telephone calls are
made in English.

4. And here it is ..
what I think !
• I think that it is now time to face the fact that
English is a crazy language -- the most loopy and
wiggly of all tongues.

5. Is it crazy ?
• Some times I consider
English as a crazy
language !!!

6. Facts..

7. • In English language the name of
object is not related to that object
as no butter in butter milk.
• Neither pine nor apple in the pine
apple.

8. •

9. • Boxing rings are square, not like rings .

10. Fat v/s skinny
• If fatty mean full of fat , then skinny means full of
skin?

11. Running nose

12. Running
nose
• If we talk about
the running nose
that’s means this
kind of nose
running.

13. Waiters
• Why do they call
those food
servers waiters, when it's
the customers who do
the waiting.

14. Egg plant
•There is
no egg
in the
eggplant

15. What rubbish do I
look like egg to u ?

16. • If we mean
the meaning
of Egg plant
that would
be this 

17. Craziness…
• we can think that the object can be change as
compare to the name of the objects as the
hotdogs can be cold ,home work can be done in
classroom and if it can happen so English is not
reliable .
• Writer thinks that speakers are related to an asylum.
by this kind of strategy of language writer called it a
crazy language

18. Hot Dog
• If we said
that this is a
Hot Dog and
commonly it
is known as
a hot dog

19. • So then what
is this ???
what is the
fault of this
poor dog 

20. • If I spoke of my foot and showed
you my feet so when I give you a
boot, would pair be called beet
?????

21. • If one is tooth and whole set are
teeth,
why shouldn’t the plural of booth
be called beeth ?

22. • French fries
were not
invented in
French.
• English muffins
were not
invented in
England

23. Some funny examples
• When Elder get cozy
younger does not put nosy!!
• Boy Under Aram making
noise pollution in the city!!

24. Guess
• Falling from the skyscraper
Hanging into dry fruit and Nut

25. Guess
•Wherethere is tea
there is a path !!!

26. ‫جہاں‬‫رہ‬ ‫وہاں‬ ‫چاہ‬

27. Conclusion
• English was invented by people, not computers,
and it reflects the creativity of the human race
(which, of course, isn't a race at all). That is why,
when the stars are out, they are visible, but when
the lights are out, they are invisible. And why, when I
wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this
essay, I end it?

28. • Maywe master English
without any fear or tear.
Hear !!! Hear !!!

29. Thank you