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English as a crazy
language
Presented by
Aimen Matloob
Introduction
•• English is the most
widely spoken
language in the history
of our planet.
• Half of the world's
books are written in
English, and the
majority of international
telephone calls are
made in English.
And here it is ..
what I think !
• I think that it is now time to face the fact that
English is a crazy language -- the most loopy and
wiggly of all tongues.
Is it crazy ?
• Some times I consider
English as a crazy
language !!!
Facts..
• In English language the name of
object is not related to that object
as no butter in butter milk.
• Neither pine nor apple in the pine
apple.
•
• Boxing rings are square, not like rings .
Fat v/s skinny
• If fatty mean full of fat , then skinny means full of
skin?
Running nose
Running
nose
• If we talk about
the running nose
that’s means this
kind of nose
running.
Waiters
• Why do they call
those food
servers waiters, when it's
the customers who do
the waiting.
Egg plant
•There is
no egg
in the
eggplant
What rubbish do I
look like egg to u ?
• If we mean
the meaning
of Egg plant
that would
be this 
Craziness…
• we can think that the object can be change as
compare to the name of the objects as the
hotdogs can be cold ,home work can be done in
classroom and if it can happen so English is not
reliable .
• Writer thinks that speakers are related to an asylum.
by this kind of strategy of language writer called it a
crazy language
Hot Dog
• If we said
that this is a
Hot Dog and
commonly it
is known as
a hot dog
• So then what
is this ???
what is the
fault of this
poor dog 
• If I spoke of my foot and showed
you my feet so when I give you a
boot, would pair be called beet
?????
• If one is tooth and whole set are
teeth,
why shouldn’t the plural of booth
be called beeth ?
• French fries
were not
invented in
French.
• English muffins
were not
invented in
England
Some funny examples
• When Elder get cozy
younger does not put nosy!!
• Boy Under Aram making
noise pollution in the city!!
Guess
• Falling from the skyscraper
Hanging into dry fruit and Nut
Guess
•Wherethere is tea
there is a path !!!
‫جہاں‬‫رہ‬ ‫وہاں‬ ‫چاہ‬
Conclusion
• English was invented by people, not computers,
and it reflects the creativity of the human race
(which, of course, isn't a race at all). That is why,
when the stars are out, they are visible, but when
the lights are out, they are invisible. And why, when I
wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this
essay, I end it?
• Maywe master English
without any fear or tear.
Hear !!! Hear !!!
Thank you

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English as a crazy language

  • 1. English as a crazy language
  • 3. Introduction •• English is the most widely spoken language in the history of our planet. • Half of the world's books are written in English, and the majority of international telephone calls are made in English.
  • 4. And here it is .. what I think ! • I think that it is now time to face the fact that English is a crazy language -- the most loopy and wiggly of all tongues.
  • 5. Is it crazy ? • Some times I consider English as a crazy language !!!
  • 7. • In English language the name of object is not related to that object as no butter in butter milk. • Neither pine nor apple in the pine apple.
  • 8.
  • 9. • Boxing rings are square, not like rings .
  • 10. Fat v/s skinny • If fatty mean full of fat , then skinny means full of skin?
  • 12. Running nose • If we talk about the running nose that’s means this kind of nose running.
  • 13. Waiters • Why do they call those food servers waiters, when it's the customers who do the waiting.
  • 14. Egg plant •There is no egg in the eggplant
  • 15. What rubbish do I look like egg to u ?
  • 16. • If we mean the meaning of Egg plant that would be this 
  • 17. Craziness… • we can think that the object can be change as compare to the name of the objects as the hotdogs can be cold ,home work can be done in classroom and if it can happen so English is not reliable . • Writer thinks that speakers are related to an asylum. by this kind of strategy of language writer called it a crazy language
  • 18. Hot Dog • If we said that this is a Hot Dog and commonly it is known as a hot dog
  • 19. • So then what is this ??? what is the fault of this poor dog 
  • 20. • If I spoke of my foot and showed you my feet so when I give you a boot, would pair be called beet ?????
  • 21. • If one is tooth and whole set are teeth, why shouldn’t the plural of booth be called beeth ?
  • 22. • French fries were not invented in French. • English muffins were not invented in England
  • 23. Some funny examples • When Elder get cozy younger does not put nosy!! • Boy Under Aram making noise pollution in the city!!
  • 24. Guess • Falling from the skyscraper Hanging into dry fruit and Nut
  • 27. Conclusion • English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which, of course, isn't a race at all). That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it?
  • 28. • Maywe master English without any fear or tear. Hear !!! Hear !!!