This document provides translations for common phrases women use in conversations with men that are often misunderstood: 1) "Good" means the woman thinks she is right and wants the man to stop talking. 2) "Five minutes" refers to a longer period of time when getting dressed but only five minutes when the man has to do something. 3) "Deep sigh" indicates the woman thinks the man is an idiot and she could do better. 4) "Thank you" means the man should appreciate the gratitude without asking further questions.