COMMUNICATIONS WITHOUT LIMITS!! Welcome to the era of ...
   … rrring  
Hello Bob? Did you review the contract I sent you?
... So it’s finished?  You’ll send it to me by e-mail? - My e-mail address?  Frankly, I don’t remember it !!!
- Just a minute, let me check. -NICOOOLE, ...  WHAT’S MY E-MAIL ADDRESS?
- No, no, that’s my home e-mail address! - Listen, I can’t find it.  Let me check and call you back.
- Oh!... You’re going for lunch... OK, I’ll send you the address by fax. You’ll have it when you get back. OK?
OK. So give me your fax number. - What! You don’t know it?
- OK, here’s what we’ll do. You e-mail me your fax number and I’ll fax you my e-mail address. - No, that won’t work.  Wait, I’m getting mixed up...  Let me think...
So… Hum… OK… Well… Yeah…
- What’s your cell-phone number? - Oh, your battery is dead ... Mine too...
- OK, listen, here’s what we’ll do... - You charge your cell-phone battery, I’ll call you in a couple of hours and leave you my e-mail address in your voice mail.
- Then you take my e-mail address in your voice mail and you e-mail me your fax number. Then I can fax you my e-mail address.
- That’s plan A. Now for plan B! I send myself an e-mail to see what my e-mail address is and then I record a message for you in my voice mail....
… when you get it, you send me the answer on my pager... … so then, I send you a fax with my e-mail address.
- Complicated? No, it’s not at all complicated. We just need a bit of coordination... and luck...
There’s also a third possibility that’s much simpler: plan C... You send me the contract directly by express messenger. Yeah!... It’s the best plan strategically speaking...
- But actually, I have a small question... … what was I supposed to send you by e-mail? My e-mail address, my fax number, my cell number, pager, telephone?
- Oh! You don’t remember either. - It would probably be a good idea to have periodic bilateral coordination meetings concerning protocols for internal communications.
- But anyway, since your office is at the other end of the corridor, I’ll come by to pick it up in 2 minutes...  OK? Bye!
And the moral…: Thanks to technology, we can now waste time with an efficiency until now unimaginable, all in the name of saving time…

Modern communication

  • 1.
    COMMUNICATIONS WITHOUT LIMITS!!Welcome to the era of ...
  • 2.
    … rrring 
  • 3.
    Hello Bob? Didyou review the contract I sent you?
  • 4.
    ... So it’sfinished? You’ll send it to me by e-mail? - My e-mail address? Frankly, I don’t remember it !!!
  • 5.
    - Just aminute, let me check. -NICOOOLE, ... WHAT’S MY E-MAIL ADDRESS?
  • 6.
    - No, no,that’s my home e-mail address! - Listen, I can’t find it. Let me check and call you back.
  • 7.
    - Oh!... You’regoing for lunch... OK, I’ll send you the address by fax. You’ll have it when you get back. OK?
  • 8.
    OK. So giveme your fax number. - What! You don’t know it?
  • 9.
    - OK, here’swhat we’ll do. You e-mail me your fax number and I’ll fax you my e-mail address. - No, that won’t work. Wait, I’m getting mixed up... Let me think...
  • 10.
    So… Hum… OK…Well… Yeah…
  • 11.
    - What’s yourcell-phone number? - Oh, your battery is dead ... Mine too...
  • 12.
    - OK, listen,here’s what we’ll do... - You charge your cell-phone battery, I’ll call you in a couple of hours and leave you my e-mail address in your voice mail.
  • 13.
    - Then youtake my e-mail address in your voice mail and you e-mail me your fax number. Then I can fax you my e-mail address.
  • 14.
    - That’s planA. Now for plan B! I send myself an e-mail to see what my e-mail address is and then I record a message for you in my voice mail....
  • 15.
    … when youget it, you send me the answer on my pager... … so then, I send you a fax with my e-mail address.
  • 16.
    - Complicated? No,it’s not at all complicated. We just need a bit of coordination... and luck...
  • 17.
    There’s also athird possibility that’s much simpler: plan C... You send me the contract directly by express messenger. Yeah!... It’s the best plan strategically speaking...
  • 18.
    - But actually,I have a small question... … what was I supposed to send you by e-mail? My e-mail address, my fax number, my cell number, pager, telephone?
  • 19.
    - Oh! Youdon’t remember either. - It would probably be a good idea to have periodic bilateral coordination meetings concerning protocols for internal communications.
  • 20.
    - But anyway,since your office is at the other end of the corridor, I’ll come by to pick it up in 2 minutes... OK? Bye!
  • 21.
    And the moral…:Thanks to technology, we can now waste time with an efficiency until now unimaginable, all in the name of saving time…