The document describes a comedic conversation between two people trying to exchange contact information but who have forgotten their own contact details such as email address, fax number, and cell phone number. They propose increasingly convoluted plans to communicate this information to each other using various technologies. In the end, one person decides to just walk down the hall to the other's office to discuss the matter in person. The document concludes that modern technology allows people to waste time very efficiently in the name of saving time.