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COMMUNICATIONS WITHOUT LIMITS!! Welcome to the era of ...
   … rrring  
Hello Bob? Did you review the contract I sent you?
[object Object],- My e-mail address?  Frankly, I don’t remember it !!!
- Just a minute, let me check. -NICOOOLE, ...  WHAT’S MY E-MAIL ADDRESS?
- No, no, that’s my home e-mail address! - Listen, I can’t find it.  Let me check and call you back.
- Oh!... You’re going for lunch... OK, I’ll send you the address by fax. You’ll have it when you get back. OK?
OK. So give me your fax number. - What! You don’t know it?
- OK, here’s what we’ll do. You e-mail me your fax number and I’ll fax you my e-mail address. - No, that won’t work.  Wait, I’m getting mixed up...  Let me think...
So… Hum… OK… Well… Yeah…
- What’s your cell-phone number? - Oh, your battery is dead ... Mine too...
- OK, listen, here’s what we’ll do... - You charge your cell-phone battery, I’ll call you in a couple of hours and leave you my e-mail address in your voice mail.
- Then you take my e-mail address in your voice mail and you e-mail me your fax number. ,[object Object]
- That’s plan A. Now for plan B! I send myself an e-mail to see what my e-mail address is and then I record a message for you in my voice mail....
… when you get it, you send me the answer on my pager... … so then, I send you a fax with my e-mail address.
- Complicated? No, it’s not at all complicated. ,[object Object]
[object Object],[object Object],[object Object]
- But actually, I have a small question... … what was I supposed to send you by e-mail? My e-mail address, my fax number, my cell number, pager, telephone?
- Oh! You don’t remember either. - It would probably be a good idea to have periodic bilateral coordination meetings concerning protocols for internal communications.
- But anyway, since your office is at the other end of the corridor, I’ll come by to pick it up in 2 minutes...  OK? Bye!
And the moral…: Thanks to technology, we can now waste time with an efficiency until now unimaginable, all in the name of saving time…
[object Object],[object Object],[object Object],[object Object],[object Object],[object Object],[object Object]

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Communications Un Limited

  • 1. COMMUNICATIONS WITHOUT LIMITS!! Welcome to the era of ...
  • 2. … rrring 
  • 3. Hello Bob? Did you review the contract I sent you?
  • 4.
  • 5. - Just a minute, let me check. -NICOOOLE, ... WHAT’S MY E-MAIL ADDRESS?
  • 6. - No, no, that’s my home e-mail address! - Listen, I can’t find it. Let me check and call you back.
  • 7. - Oh!... You’re going for lunch... OK, I’ll send you the address by fax. You’ll have it when you get back. OK?
  • 8. OK. So give me your fax number. - What! You don’t know it?
  • 9. - OK, here’s what we’ll do. You e-mail me your fax number and I’ll fax you my e-mail address. - No, that won’t work. Wait, I’m getting mixed up... Let me think...
  • 10. So… Hum… OK… Well… Yeah…
  • 11. - What’s your cell-phone number? - Oh, your battery is dead ... Mine too...
  • 12. - OK, listen, here’s what we’ll do... - You charge your cell-phone battery, I’ll call you in a couple of hours and leave you my e-mail address in your voice mail.
  • 13.
  • 14. - That’s plan A. Now for plan B! I send myself an e-mail to see what my e-mail address is and then I record a message for you in my voice mail....
  • 15. … when you get it, you send me the answer on my pager... … so then, I send you a fax with my e-mail address.
  • 16.
  • 17.
  • 18. - But actually, I have a small question... … what was I supposed to send you by e-mail? My e-mail address, my fax number, my cell number, pager, telephone?
  • 19. - Oh! You don’t remember either. - It would probably be a good idea to have periodic bilateral coordination meetings concerning protocols for internal communications.
  • 20. - But anyway, since your office is at the other end of the corridor, I’ll come by to pick it up in 2 minutes... OK? Bye!
  • 21. And the moral…: Thanks to technology, we can now waste time with an efficiency until now unimaginable, all in the name of saving time…
  • 22.