This document provides a humorous summary of events that occurred in a Sims neighborhood. It describes various Sims interacting, including a Romance Sim pursuing another Sim, a Fortune Sim asking for money and skills, babies being born and toddlers causing mischief. It pokes fun at unrealistic behaviors like cheating and getting pregnant very quickly due to time loops. The summary mocks some Sims for neglecting their children while focusing excessively on other Sims.

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Trailer Park Challenge
Chapter IV

2. Welcome back!
Just like last chapter, we start off with a Romance sim in their
pyjamas about to cheat on their spouse.

3. And with no other than Andrea Hogan!
Remember her? No? Look back a chapter.

4. ”Thank you for coming over so quickly.”
Cheryl: ”You’re welcome dear. Here’s the item you requested.”
”You’re a lifesaver.”

5. ”Fugly!”

6. ”How abou-”
”Rejected!”

7. ”I’m really more into athletic persons.”
OH COME ON. RED HAIR IS ONE OF YOUR TURN-ONS WOMAN.

8. ”Are you sure you don’t –”
”Yes. Let’s just be friends, okay?”

9. A few flirts later…

10. ”Oh my!”
I knew you’d fall. No one escapes a Romance sim. NO ONE.

11. Shake it!
But where is the husband in all of this commotion?

12. Why of course, he is out in the snow investigating the night sky
while he’s still young and impregnatable.
”I’m what?”
Look! A shooting star!

13. ”Play with me! Make me earn §100! Tickle me! Give me a skill
point!”
Gah. Fortune sims.

14. HEY! Do you have any idea of how dirty that thing is?!
Neo: {I am Poseidon, god of the sea! *splash* Obey me,
minions!}
… I hope the last person to use that flushed.

15. It’s the curse of the bottle hand! :O

16. How sims live trough pregnancies without this or cheats, I do
not know.

17. Ah, too late. Oh well, she can use the smart milk for skilling.

18. ”I don’t know why my hand is stuck like that, so please stop
staring at it.”
”Hmm… what? Oh, right, your hand. That’s totally what I was
looking at.”

19. Not a dream date, but it’ll do!

20. Andrea: *smooch*
What. Oh no. OH NO.

21. Andrea: *whistles innocently*
You did not just do that.

22. Oh, okay then. Nevermind.
I need to review my mods folder <.<

23. Andrea: I wonder if this’ll do the trick…
*cough*Homewrecker*cough*

24. Yay for potties!

25. Yay for mouse ears!

26. Yay for the wrong icon! You taught her a nursery rhyme, not the
ability of speech!

27. Who might this young singer be?

28. Mais oui, Bruces date is he!

29. His lovers wife is this carriage for -

30. - as soon as she’s done with a long-awaited chore.

31. ”Remember to breathe honey.”
”BRUCE! I SWEAR TO PLUMBBOB-”

32. Continuing with the naming theme, here’s Praseodymium and
Uranium (both females).
I’m feeling lazy with the descriptions, alright?

33. ”With this new addition to the family, I have more minions to
boss around!”

34. ”Stop honking! I’m coming, I’m coming!”

35. ”I’ve missed you so much!”
”I missed you too!”

36. I love the classic dances.
*cough*Homewrecker*cough*

37. ”Y’know, I think you look even more beautiful without the
dress…”

38. ”*whisper* How about we remove the clothing further?”

39. Typical.

40. ”Welcome to the secret twin-bun-society! Would you mind
joining us in Operation Coup-de-Crump?”
SHOO.

41. ”Sorry Ilo, I just don’t feel comfortable around so many
people…”
JUST HURRY UP BEFORE THE DATE TIMER ENDS.

42. Finally.
I don’t see much purpose for the security camera unless it can
see trough that grey board.

43. ”I think I’m in love with this outfit.”
You’re not getting it.

44. Congratulations! Thanks to time-loops, you’re pregnant virtually
15 minutes after you gave birth!
”…I’m starting to regret I ever signed that contract.”

45. Time to wrap up, Bruce! Your wife is home!
”Not fair!”
Go stargaze already, would you?

46. Note to baby beds: STOP BEING SO GLITCHY

47. That’s not what I meant by stargazing!

48. And the sneakiness continues.

49. Whatcha readin’ there?
”Apparently this book will make me understand the minds of
infants!”
And it just happened to be lying around in your bookcase!

50. I have been neglecting my duties concerning toddler spam.
Here, have a picture before we leave off.

51. Bruce’s guide to parenting: Be obsessed with your step-
daughter while apathetic towards your own flesh and blood.
Happy simming!