This document provides a summary of "Chapter 7" of the "Trailer Park Challenge" and includes captions for various interactions between sims. Key events summarized include a birthday party for Barium that is interrupted by an argument, Pras expressing concern about unprotected romantic interactions, and the introduction of new sims to the neighborhood including some who cause trouble. The captions express exasperation at various chaotic events and behaviors occurring among the sim families.

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IRON VALUES
Trailer Park Challenge
Chapter 7

2. Tervetuloa takaisin!*
*Pronounced [ˈt̪e̞rʋe̞ˌt̪ːulo̞.ɑ] [ˈtɑkɑisin]

3. Neo: “But I’m older, I don’t have to –”
Ilo: “Rules are rules. No smustling before homework’s done!”

4. “Oo-ooh!”

5. *munch munch*
I wouldn’t do that if I were you.
“Why not?”

6. That’s why.

7. Fully autonomous actions.
<3
<3

8. Birthday time for Barium!
Please don’t expect me to take any more close-ups of his face.
It could be worse, but still.

9. 1 nice point. Yeah right <3

10. WHY DOES THIS SPOT TAKE GAZILLION CLICKS TO HARVEST
I’VE TRIED SPINNING IT AROUND BUT IT DOESN’T HELP
JUST… WHY?!

11. Make-over haiku:
Father of five kids
Trailer-living criminal
The beard is a must

12. HEY! Your brother is going to wake up!
Cal: Does it look like I care?

13. Might as well take some toddler shots!
The face block is a total coincidence >.>

14. FINALLY! MUAHAHAHAHAAAAA

15. “…Cal? Did you just hear something?”
“…let me sleep…”

16. “Yarr! The Pirate Empress strikes again!”
“Her Majesty still has some homework left.”

17. “Landcrab in sight! Ready the cannons!”
“Just hurry up already.”
“You’re no fun.”

18. *SPLAT*
Ura: “Yippee! Dad was abducted!”

19. “Oh no. OOOH NO.”

20. That’s it. I’m moving the crib into your bedroom.

21. Mandatory cuteness slide.

22. Hi there, Barium’s half-brother! What was your name again?
Patrick Ottomas: Just for that I’m going to steal your gnome.
I dare you.

23. No, wait! I didn’t really mean that!

24. Let go of him this instant!

25. “How is C minus horrible?”
Face it. You shall always live in the shadow of your sister.

26. THE PUNISHMENT HAS BEEN EXECUTED.

27. Count on Big Sis to bring the gnomes back!
Neo: “No one steals from me. No one.”

28. Bruce: {I wonder what Ilo will say once I tell her…}

29. “It was all natural, really.”
A poor girl manipulating her surroundings for resources and
power. Sounds familiar.

30. *sigh*

31. Their chemistry’s good though.
Stats:
Snoeu Lum
Son of David Lum (née Ottomas), the Rock God
Goes to Private School but still comes home with Neo <.<

32. Welcome ba- wait, is that mascara?
Ura: Yeah! It’s my birthday today!

33. And the guests have all arrived!
Tommy Ottomas: “You slut! Get away from my Dad!”
Ilo: “Umm… Was his name Adam?”

34. WHOA WHOA WHOA. WHAT IS HAPPENING.
I wanted her first kiss to be romantic… *glares at ACR*

35. Snoeu: Who’s my uncle? You are!
Yeah, the timelines are really messed up.

36. Don’t invite mean sims to parties. Ever.
It’s past 6 pm, and you know what that means…

37. NO CAKE.
Pras: Look! My hand got bigger again!
I can see that, thank you very much.

38. Pras: And the rest of my body too!
Knowledge/Romance
+ Glasses & Grey hair
- Red hair
Hand of Poseidon

39. And of course Ura has to make the bed for umpty-seven
minutes before doing anything else.
Uranium: Uh-oh, a dust particle. Better start over again.

40. Finally, now we can –
Snoeu: I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL

41. Ura: Great party, even though you forgot the juice keg.
Fortune/Pleasure
+ Formal wear & Hats
- Jewelry
Professional Party Guest

42. Do not fear, the retrievers are here!

43. *facepalm*
Hey, why not put li’l bro out in the rain in the crib that’s meant
to be sold once summer comes around?

44. “Hello, Voice? I need to pee!”

45. Barium: “WAAAH! TIWED!”
Ilo: “See what I mean, honey?”
Pras: “I get it, Mom. No unprotected woohoo.”

46. Look, I actually do something useful once in a while!
Now we’ll have endless food resources :)

47. It was about time too, with all the autonomous cooking
happening around here.

48. The classmates brought today are Teresa McTorin (a playable of
mine)…

49. …and Tessa Ramirez, who has just earned a spot on my list of
enemies.

50. Hah! Serves you right!

51. YOU DID NOT JUST BREAK THE SINK.

52. AND DON’T EVER RETURN.

53. Ooh, I didn’t know this was possible!

54. The good part about mean sims: 24 hour gnome protection.

55. “Hey, look at what I just popped out!!”

56. HE HAS A NOSE.
Neptunium was the first synthetic transuranium element
produced and is named after the planet Neptune. Derived from
bombing uranium with neutrons, it is highly radioactive.

57. What the –
I know you’re family secondary, but this just takes the prize.

58. Party time! Here’s proof that I actually purchased the keg this
time.

59. I… I just can’t caption Bruce’s expression right now, no matter
how much I stare.

60. “Yippee!”
“Wooh!”

61. “Ye- uh…”

62. “…”

63. I was scared for a moment, but Ilo’s fertility has passed its
expiration date *phew*

64. Meet Ginger Newson, who’s dated practically every Ottomas…
Ginger: “Not true! I’ve only dated half of them!”

65. …and Tina Traveller, supposedly on Twikkii Island right now.
Tina: What? Who’s there?!

66. Night falls, meaning it’s time to play “52-baby-pickup”!

67. “Who’s my little greenie-beanie?”

68. Promotion~ Please don’t advance any further (or I’ll lose points).
Bruce: I don’t know Voice, I’d rather just quit it altogether… The
cops are EVERYWHERE.

69. Whatcha moping ‘bout?
Pras: “I missed the school bus.”

70. Well then you have time to catch up on homework!
“But the questions are so hard…”
Do you want to go to college or not?

71. Another birthday party! Yesterday’s keg was barely touched o.O

72. Well, it’s probably because we have minors all over the place.

73. Who needs grades when there’s CAKE!
Ilo: “Voice, please refrain from that kind of attitude around my
children. I want them to succeed in life.”
CAKE!

74. “Oh yeah!”
Fortune/Popularity
+ Formal wear & Charisma
- Underwear
Hand of Poseidon

75. “I think the teacher’s got something against me…”

76. The party score is slipping, which calls for SOCIALIZING!

77. Oh look, the computer broke down.
*replaces with a networking gift*

78. RELEASE THE BABY. I REPEAT, RELEASE THE BABY.

79. Ugh *rubs temples*
That’s it for this chapter. Keep on simming!