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1. Volunteer to cook for her. Make
sure it's real greasy. Use every
pot and pan in the house and be
sure you spill and/or drop some
of everything everywhere
2. While brushing your teeth, flick
the toothbrush first at the sink
and then at the mirror
3. Never ask her to get you something
from the kitchen when she's in the
kitchen. Let her spend a good 30
minutes in there and when she
reaches the sofa with a sigh of relief
say, "Will you PLEASE do me a big
favor and get me a beer, my back is
just killing me today.
4. Be sure to load up all your
pockets with tissues before you
drop them in the washing
basket.
5. Put on a TV program and then
pretend to keep falling asleep. Wake
up each time she tries to change the
channel and say, "Damn it, you know
how much I looked forward to
watching this. Don't be so selfish."
6. Wait until she is totally
engrossed in a movie then tell
her something is bugging you
and you really need to talk
about it. Be sure it's as stupid,
boring, and long winded as you
can make it.
8. As your stomach grows just
wear your pants lower and flop it
over the waistband. Then brag
that unlike your wife, you still
wear the same size you did
when you got married.
7. When ogling a woman say,
"Sure she's gorgeous, but
remember she's young. I
remember when you looked
good too”.
9. Honey ……My mother doesn’t
do it this way
10. When you finally got a
vacation day, say to her “I miss
my friends so much. I will spend
all the day on the coffee shop”
1. Notice how she feels
…comment on that , say “you
look happy” or “you look tired”
then ask “how was your day”
2. Keep bathroom clean behind
you, dry the floor after shower,
don’t leave hair in the sink, put
tooth brush on its place.
3. Go to the bed together and
keep close to each other.
4. Listen to her, laugh on her
jokes, always don’t give her
advice for her problems just
show your attention. words like
ok, oh, imm will make her feels
comfort.
5. Call her during work to ask her
about her day, or share her
exciting thing happens to you.
6. Surprise her in special
occasions with unexpected gift
or a romantic dinner
7. Take her opinion in making
decisions about your life.
8. Show respect and appreciation
to your wife’s family and make
her proud of you in front of
them.
9. Be a problem solver not a
problem maker.
10. “Thank you, please, I’m sorry,
love you and miss you" those
words have huge influence in
any relationship.
What Now….
1. Involve. Ask your audience to participate.
Play a game, pose a question, solve a
puzzle, or perform an exercise.
2. Storytelling. “Facts tell and stories sell.”
Stories hook audiences from the start
3. Surprise. Say, show or do something that is
shocking or unexpected.
4. Cognitive Dissonance. speak to each part
and build your graphic so your point is
revealed in the end.
 Marriage Is Like A Public Toilet Those Waiting Outside Are Desperate To Get In & Those Inside Are
Desperate To Come Out.
‫األزواج‬ ‫لبيع‬ ‫متجر‬ ‫افتتح‬ ‫المدن‬ ‫إحدى‬ ‫في‬,‫بنفسها‬ ‫الزوج‬ ‫الختيار‬ ‫الذهاب‬ ‫للمرأة‬ ‫يمكن‬ ‫حيث‬.‫التعليمات‬ ‫بين‬ ‫ومن‬
‫المتجر‬ ‫عمل‬ ‫أسلوب‬ ‫حول‬ ‫المدخل‬ ‫في‬ ‫وضعت‬ ‫التي‬:‫للمتجر‬ ‫واحدة‬ ‫مرة‬ ‫الدخول‬ ‫فرصة‬ ‫للمرأة‬ ‫أن‬,‫االختيار‬ ‫ويمكن‬
‫أسفل‬ ‫إلى‬ ‫النزول‬ ‫يمكن‬ ‫ال‬ ‫ولكن‬ ‫منه‬ ‫األعلى‬ ‫اآلخر‬ ‫الطابق‬ ‫إلى‬ ‫الذهاب‬ ‫أو‬ ‫الطوابق‬ ‫أحد‬ ‫من‬.
‫لها‬ ‫زوج‬ ‫الختيار‬ ‫األزواج‬ ‫متجر‬ ‫النساء‬ ‫إحدى‬ ‫دخلت‬,‫عالمة‬ ‫األول‬ ‫الطابق‬ ‫مدخل‬ ‫في‬:‫عمل‬ ‫لديهم‬ ‫هنا‬ ‫الرجال‬
‫باهلل‬ ‫ومؤمنون‬.
‫عالمة‬ ‫الثاني‬ ‫الطابق‬ ‫مدخل‬ ‫وفي‬:‫أطفالهم‬ ‫ويحبون‬ ‫باهلل‬ ‫ومؤمنون‬ ‫عمل‬ ‫لديهم‬ ‫هنا‬ ‫الرجال‬.
‫عالمة‬ ‫الثالث‬ ‫الطابق‬ ‫مدخل‬ ‫وفي‬:‫جذاب‬ ‫وشكلهم‬ ‫أطفالهم‬ ‫ويحبون‬ ‫باهلل‬ ‫ومؤمنون‬ ‫عمل‬ ‫لديهم‬ ‫هنا‬ ‫الرجال‬.
‫عالمة‬ ‫لتجد‬ ‫الرابع‬ ‫الطابق‬ ‫إلى‬ ‫وصلت‬ ‫وقد‬ ‫الصعود‬ ‫في‬ ‫وتستمر‬ ‫تفكر‬ ‫المرأة‬ ‫وكانت‬:‫عمل‬ ‫لديهم‬ ‫هنا‬ ‫الرجال‬
‫المنزل‬ ‫أعمال‬ ‫في‬ ‫زوجاتهم‬ ‫ويساعدون‬ ‫جذاب‬ ‫وشكلهم‬ ‫أطفالهم‬ ‫ويحبون‬ ‫باهلل‬ ‫ومؤمنون‬.
‫نفسها‬ ‫خلجات‬ ‫في‬ ‫المرأة‬ ‫فتعجبت‬:‫الهي‬ ‫يا‬,‫التحمل‬ ‫استطيع‬ ‫ال‬ ‫إني‬,‫سأوافق‬.
.
.
.
‫الصعود‬ ‫في‬ ‫استمرت‬ ‫لكنها‬,‫عالمة‬ ‫وجدت‬ ‫الخامس‬ ‫الطابق‬ ‫مدخل‬ ‫وفي‬:‫باهلل‬ ‫ومؤمنون‬ ‫عمل‬ ‫لديهم‬ ‫هنا‬ ‫لرجال‬
‫دائما‬ ‫عالية‬ ‫برومانسية‬ ‫ويتمتعون‬ ‫جذاب‬ ‫وشكلهم‬ ‫أطفالهم‬ ‫ويحبون‬.‫استمرت‬ ‫أنها‬ ‫إال‬ ‫الطابق‬ ‫ذلك‬ ‫قدمها‬ ‫تطأ‬ ‫وكادت‬
‫بالصعود‬.
‫عالمة‬ ‫وجدت‬ ‫السادس‬ ‫الطابق‬ ‫مدخل‬ ‫وفي‬:‫رقم‬ ‫الزائرة‬ ‫أنت‬(4,254,152)‫هذا‬ ‫في‬ ‫رجال‬ ‫أي‬ ‫هناك‬ ‫وليس‬
‫الطابق‬,‫إرضاؤهن‬ ‫الصعب‬ ‫من‬ ‫النساء‬ ‫معظم‬ ‫أن‬ ‫على‬ ‫ليبرهن‬ ‫خصيصا‬ ‫وجد‬ ‫الطابق‬ ‫هذا‬ ‫الن‬.
‫األزواج‬ ‫متجر‬ ‫في‬ ‫لتسوقك‬ ‫لك‬ ‫شكرا‬,‫تخرجين‬ ‫وأنتي‬ ‫لخطواتك‬ ‫وانتبهي‬.
‫سعيدا‬ ‫يوما‬ ‫لك‬ ‫نتمنى‬.

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How to drive your wife

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  • 3. 1. Volunteer to cook for her. Make sure it's real greasy. Use every pot and pan in the house and be sure you spill and/or drop some of everything everywhere
  • 4. 2. While brushing your teeth, flick the toothbrush first at the sink and then at the mirror
  • 5. 3. Never ask her to get you something from the kitchen when she's in the kitchen. Let her spend a good 30 minutes in there and when she reaches the sofa with a sigh of relief say, "Will you PLEASE do me a big favor and get me a beer, my back is just killing me today.
  • 6. 4. Be sure to load up all your pockets with tissues before you drop them in the washing basket.
  • 7. 5. Put on a TV program and then pretend to keep falling asleep. Wake up each time she tries to change the channel and say, "Damn it, you know how much I looked forward to watching this. Don't be so selfish."
  • 8. 6. Wait until she is totally engrossed in a movie then tell her something is bugging you and you really need to talk about it. Be sure it's as stupid, boring, and long winded as you can make it.
  • 9. 8. As your stomach grows just wear your pants lower and flop it over the waistband. Then brag that unlike your wife, you still wear the same size you did when you got married.
  • 10. 7. When ogling a woman say, "Sure she's gorgeous, but remember she's young. I remember when you looked good too”.
  • 11. 9. Honey ……My mother doesn’t do it this way
  • 12. 10. When you finally got a vacation day, say to her “I miss my friends so much. I will spend all the day on the coffee shop”
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  • 14. 1. Notice how she feels …comment on that , say “you look happy” or “you look tired” then ask “how was your day”
  • 15. 2. Keep bathroom clean behind you, dry the floor after shower, don’t leave hair in the sink, put tooth brush on its place.
  • 16. 3. Go to the bed together and keep close to each other.
  • 17. 4. Listen to her, laugh on her jokes, always don’t give her advice for her problems just show your attention. words like ok, oh, imm will make her feels comfort.
  • 18. 5. Call her during work to ask her about her day, or share her exciting thing happens to you.
  • 19. 6. Surprise her in special occasions with unexpected gift or a romantic dinner
  • 20. 7. Take her opinion in making decisions about your life.
  • 21. 8. Show respect and appreciation to your wife’s family and make her proud of you in front of them.
  • 22. 9. Be a problem solver not a problem maker.
  • 23. 10. “Thank you, please, I’m sorry, love you and miss you" those words have huge influence in any relationship.
  • 25. 1. Involve. Ask your audience to participate. Play a game, pose a question, solve a puzzle, or perform an exercise. 2. Storytelling. “Facts tell and stories sell.” Stories hook audiences from the start 3. Surprise. Say, show or do something that is shocking or unexpected. 4. Cognitive Dissonance. speak to each part and build your graphic so your point is revealed in the end.
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  • 27.  Marriage Is Like A Public Toilet Those Waiting Outside Are Desperate To Get In & Those Inside Are Desperate To Come Out. ‫األزواج‬ ‫لبيع‬ ‫متجر‬ ‫افتتح‬ ‫المدن‬ ‫إحدى‬ ‫في‬,‫بنفسها‬ ‫الزوج‬ ‫الختيار‬ ‫الذهاب‬ ‫للمرأة‬ ‫يمكن‬ ‫حيث‬.‫التعليمات‬ ‫بين‬ ‫ومن‬ ‫المتجر‬ ‫عمل‬ ‫أسلوب‬ ‫حول‬ ‫المدخل‬ ‫في‬ ‫وضعت‬ ‫التي‬:‫للمتجر‬ ‫واحدة‬ ‫مرة‬ ‫الدخول‬ ‫فرصة‬ ‫للمرأة‬ ‫أن‬,‫االختيار‬ ‫ويمكن‬ ‫أسفل‬ ‫إلى‬ ‫النزول‬ ‫يمكن‬ ‫ال‬ ‫ولكن‬ ‫منه‬ ‫األعلى‬ ‫اآلخر‬ ‫الطابق‬ ‫إلى‬ ‫الذهاب‬ ‫أو‬ ‫الطوابق‬ ‫أحد‬ ‫من‬. ‫لها‬ ‫زوج‬ ‫الختيار‬ ‫األزواج‬ ‫متجر‬ ‫النساء‬ ‫إحدى‬ ‫دخلت‬,‫عالمة‬ ‫األول‬ ‫الطابق‬ ‫مدخل‬ ‫في‬:‫عمل‬ ‫لديهم‬ ‫هنا‬ ‫الرجال‬ ‫باهلل‬ ‫ومؤمنون‬. ‫عالمة‬ ‫الثاني‬ ‫الطابق‬ ‫مدخل‬ ‫وفي‬:‫أطفالهم‬ ‫ويحبون‬ ‫باهلل‬ ‫ومؤمنون‬ ‫عمل‬ ‫لديهم‬ ‫هنا‬ ‫الرجال‬. ‫عالمة‬ ‫الثالث‬ ‫الطابق‬ ‫مدخل‬ ‫وفي‬:‫جذاب‬ ‫وشكلهم‬ ‫أطفالهم‬ ‫ويحبون‬ ‫باهلل‬ ‫ومؤمنون‬ ‫عمل‬ ‫لديهم‬ ‫هنا‬ ‫الرجال‬. ‫عالمة‬ ‫لتجد‬ ‫الرابع‬ ‫الطابق‬ ‫إلى‬ ‫وصلت‬ ‫وقد‬ ‫الصعود‬ ‫في‬ ‫وتستمر‬ ‫تفكر‬ ‫المرأة‬ ‫وكانت‬:‫عمل‬ ‫لديهم‬ ‫هنا‬ ‫الرجال‬ ‫المنزل‬ ‫أعمال‬ ‫في‬ ‫زوجاتهم‬ ‫ويساعدون‬ ‫جذاب‬ ‫وشكلهم‬ ‫أطفالهم‬ ‫ويحبون‬ ‫باهلل‬ ‫ومؤمنون‬. ‫نفسها‬ ‫خلجات‬ ‫في‬ ‫المرأة‬ ‫فتعجبت‬:‫الهي‬ ‫يا‬,‫التحمل‬ ‫استطيع‬ ‫ال‬ ‫إني‬,‫سأوافق‬. . . . ‫الصعود‬ ‫في‬ ‫استمرت‬ ‫لكنها‬,‫عالمة‬ ‫وجدت‬ ‫الخامس‬ ‫الطابق‬ ‫مدخل‬ ‫وفي‬:‫باهلل‬ ‫ومؤمنون‬ ‫عمل‬ ‫لديهم‬ ‫هنا‬ ‫لرجال‬ ‫دائما‬ ‫عالية‬ ‫برومانسية‬ ‫ويتمتعون‬ ‫جذاب‬ ‫وشكلهم‬ ‫أطفالهم‬ ‫ويحبون‬.‫استمرت‬ ‫أنها‬ ‫إال‬ ‫الطابق‬ ‫ذلك‬ ‫قدمها‬ ‫تطأ‬ ‫وكادت‬ ‫بالصعود‬. ‫عالمة‬ ‫وجدت‬ ‫السادس‬ ‫الطابق‬ ‫مدخل‬ ‫وفي‬:‫رقم‬ ‫الزائرة‬ ‫أنت‬(4,254,152)‫هذا‬ ‫في‬ ‫رجال‬ ‫أي‬ ‫هناك‬ ‫وليس‬ ‫الطابق‬,‫إرضاؤهن‬ ‫الصعب‬ ‫من‬ ‫النساء‬ ‫معظم‬ ‫أن‬ ‫على‬ ‫ليبرهن‬ ‫خصيصا‬ ‫وجد‬ ‫الطابق‬ ‫هذا‬ ‫الن‬. ‫األزواج‬ ‫متجر‬ ‫في‬ ‫لتسوقك‬ ‫لك‬ ‫شكرا‬,‫تخرجين‬ ‫وأنتي‬ ‫لخطواتك‬ ‫وانتبهي‬. ‫سعيدا‬ ‫يوما‬ ‫لك‬ ‫نتمنى‬.