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He's going to unveil the truth, and also tell you what not to do from bitter first, second and third hand experience.
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Learn more about Charlie at http://charliecurve.com
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Chasing Elephants - Alberto Brandolini - Codemotion Rome 2017Codemotion
Developers suffer from dangerous addictions. They draw pleasure in making things work. When this doesn't happen this could lead to dramatic consequences. Developers deprived of the possibility of making things work could start exposing dangerous behaviours like challenging authority and mainstream thinking. In extreme cases, they may even fall into the abyss of asking the forbidden question: "Why?"
Most software development teams deliver applications over time, over budget and with a distinct lack of quality. However, some organisations and teams are orders of magnitude better, allowing their business to scale and be flexible in a rapidly changing world.
So how do you transform your organisation and teams from a cost center into part of your revenue generating business? How do you get your IT and software development teams to work at their creative best? How do you create those magic "x10" teams that the tech media keeps talking about?
Over the past 12 years Martijn Verburg (aka The Diabolical Developer) has specialised in transforming technical teams. From deep tech start-ups through to ponderous government departments, he'll cover the cultural and technical habits of the highly effective teams.
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Follow @CharlieCurve on twitter at http://twitter.com/CharlieCurve
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Speakers
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Please note not all slides presented at the live event are available here, per the request of the presenting companies.
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Recruiting in the Digital Age: A Social Media MasterclassLuanWise
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Enterprise excellence and inclusive excellence are closely linked, and real-world challenges have shown that both are essential to the success of any organization. To achieve enterprise excellence, organizations must focus on improving their operations and processes while creating an inclusive environment that engages everyone. In this interactive session, the facilitator will highlight commonly established business practices and how they limit our ability to engage everyone every day. More importantly, though, participants will likely gain increased awareness of what we can do differently to maximize enterprise excellence through deliberate inclusion.
What is Enterprise Excellence?
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"𝑩𝑬𝑮𝑼𝑵 𝑾𝑰𝑻𝑯 𝑻𝑱 𝑰𝑺 𝑯𝑨𝑳𝑭 𝑫𝑶𝑵𝑬"
𝐓𝐉 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐬 (𝐓𝐉 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬) is a professional event agency that includes experts in the event-organizing market in Vietnam, Korea, and ASEAN countries. We provide unlimited types of events from Music concerts, Fan meetings, and Culture festivals to Corporate events, Internal company events, Golf tournaments, MICE events, and Exhibitions.
𝐓𝐉 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐬 provides unlimited package services including such as Event organizing, Event planning, Event production, Manpower, PR marketing, Design 2D/3D, VIP protocols, Interpreter agency, etc.
Sports events - Golf competitions/billiards competitions/company sports events: dynamic and challenging
⭐ 𝐅𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐣𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐬:
➢ 2024 BAEKHYUN [Lonsdaleite] IN HO CHI MINH
➢ SUPER JUNIOR-L.S.S. THE SHOW : Th3ee Guys in HO CHI MINH
➢FreenBecky 1st Fan Meeting in Vietnam
➢CHILDREN ART EXHIBITION 2024: BEYOND BARRIERS
➢ WOW K-Music Festival 2023
➢ Winner [CROSS] Tour in HCM
➢ Super Show 9 in HCM with Super Junior
➢ HCMC - Gyeongsangbuk-do Culture and Tourism Festival
➢ Korean Vietnam Partnership - Fair with LG
➢ Korean President visits Samsung Electronics R&D Center
➢ Vietnam Food Expo with Lotte Wellfood
"𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲, 𝐚 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐣𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐲. 𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬."
[Note: This is a partial preview. To download this presentation, visit:
https://www.oeconsulting.com.sg/training-presentations]
Sustainability has become an increasingly critical topic as the world recognizes the need to protect our planet and its resources for future generations. Sustainability means meeting our current needs without compromising the ability of future generations to meet theirs. It involves long-term planning and consideration of the consequences of our actions. The goal is to create strategies that ensure the long-term viability of People, Planet, and Profit.
Leading companies such as Nike, Toyota, and Siemens are prioritizing sustainable innovation in their business models, setting an example for others to follow. In this Sustainability training presentation, you will learn key concepts, principles, and practices of sustainability applicable across industries. This training aims to create awareness and educate employees, senior executives, consultants, and other key stakeholders, including investors, policymakers, and supply chain partners, on the importance and implementation of sustainability.
LEARNING OBJECTIVES
1. Develop a comprehensive understanding of the fundamental principles and concepts that form the foundation of sustainability within corporate environments.
2. Explore the sustainability implementation model, focusing on effective measures and reporting strategies to track and communicate sustainability efforts.
3. Identify and define best practices and critical success factors essential for achieving sustainability goals within organizations.
CONTENTS
1. Introduction and Key Concepts of Sustainability
2. Principles and Practices of Sustainability
3. Measures and Reporting in Sustainability
4. Sustainability Implementation & Best Practices
To download the complete presentation, visit: https://www.oeconsulting.com.sg/training-presentations
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The key differences between the MDR and IVDR in the EU
Garbitrage (2002 Winner)
1. Garbitrage, Inc
“Profitability is but a journal entry away”
Contact Information:
CEO - Norman Invasion
Seeyouin1066@gbte.com
CIO - Roman Bath
reallykleen@gbte.com
2. “fiddlesticks to that double entry method of book keeping , …it’s only
good for keeping track of books….”
• Introduction
• Why I agreed to do this on behalf of the
Garbitrage team -
• Garbitrage follows the KISS principle -
AKA fat old bald guys with bodies like
John Candy who can’t play or sing but hide
it through smoke, mirrors, and spandex
pants applied with turnbuckles
3. “Garbitrage is all about the misled misleading the misleadable”
• We’ve seen it all
• We’ve been the cause of most of it - (founders
are deeply involved with Freemasonry, the Vatican, Tri-Lateral
Commission, United Nations and Area 51)
• We want to do it again
• We want to tell you about it
• You want to hear it
• Can you dig it, oh yes you can
4. “…one man’s garbage is another man’s trash….”
COMPANY OVERVIEW
• Arbitrage + Garbage = Garbitrage
• High friends in low places, buying high
while high and selling low when sober
• Highly flexible business model, adaptable,
counter-cyclical, and larcenogenic.
• Definition of Larcenogenic
5. “…Foreign people are all smarter than we are because they can
speak foreign languages, and they’re good in math, though
regrettably short in stature, but very clean….”
EXPERIENCED MANAGEMENT TEAM
• Mr. Norman Invasion, CEO and Founder
– Rowing across the English Channel from Northern France to
England, so he couldn’t be here tonight.
– Responsible for MLK, RFK, JFK, the Energy Crisis, and
introducing Yoko to John, Nancy to Sid, and Courtney to
Kirk
– Performance and dance therapist in spare time
The founders have:
– Parked at or near MIT
– Ridden the T at Harvard Square
– Correctly identified Palo Alto (home of Stanford) on a map
– a whopping 200 collective years of experience in waste
removal and accounting, a rare combination.
6. “….No Roman, I’m serious, she told me pocket protectors made her hot
but somehow right after that I found my wallet was missing….”
• Previous “Big Wins” for Founders
• BaloneyNet.com - mass customized virtual reality
baloney aimed at the corporate gift market
• Vamptec.com - Capitalizing on the fear of angry
vampires and boogeymen
• Optiswitch - An optical switch company (used
eyeglasses exchange)
• What do these businesses have in common?
7. “….By God’s teeth, the leaders of Garbitrage aren’t not fit to not
lead….”
Market Opportunity Competitive Advantage
• A highly fragmented • A team with the desire,
market ability and intent to
• A chance to be the low perjure
cost driver
• We’re direct resellers
• A radical business model
• Think of us holding the • English Channel
remote control for Management
managing the • Management team is
channel…….. cloned when necessary
8. “…the machinery of capitalism in truly oiled not with the blood of the
urban proletariat, but with warm beer from a can…Go Pats..”
Sample of already cloned management.
Left, Che Guevara:Vice President of Global Expansion - pre-soaking in
quicklime and apple cider vinegar, nicely morphed into…..
Right, Jeffrey Skilling: Chief Executive of Debt Management -
practicing singing out for guards in prison
9. “…Uh, waiting guy there, …what kind of wine goes with bacon?”
• Recognize companies change course, so
why bother starting with a course
• Thrown away the compass, the baby, the
bathwater, and respect for the “law”
• The inmates are running the asylum
• Accounting department is finally in charge
• “Me, fail English? That’s unpossible, but I
guess I’ll go into Accounting”
10. “Garbitrage..is..simply….a titanium link in a chain of loose stool…..”
• Manufacturer of Tag Lines and creative accounting
standards
• E.g. - “We bring Marxism to Capitalism”
• Thru the power of “value added accounting” -
Bioinfomatic application nanotech carbon tube based
pilsner fuel cell powered blade server platform
• THE OLD MODEL - Gigabit ASP e-commerce optical
switch portal for e-business B2B, B2C, B2G and B2E,
blah, blah, community, blah, blah, enable, blah, blah,
content.
• We used to shift paradigms, but we wore out the clutch.
11. “……all of the women we hire will look like Minnie Pearl”
• Change business models early and often
• Focus on Journal Entries with our patented “single
entry” accounting methods - strong IP
• No more pesky reconciling items
• No more spel check
• Use Powerful “Computers” and the “inter - net”
• Driving value to the bottom line, top line, and all
those lines in the middle covered with confusing
little numbers
12. “…All of our goals could be met by others if we try hard
enough…”
•Uses of your investments (cash only please):
•Really big bowl of butterscotch pudding for the
employee break room
•Bonuses for the senior guys that are “in-charge”
•One word: Arthur Murray
•Structure partnerships to keep bad things (I.E. OUR
PARTNERS) away from us
•Hire Jerry Garcia/Mother Theresa for IPO road
shows (check availability)
13. “….revenge is a dish best served with a side salad…”
• Directors of Sexual Harassment - Eileen and Ben
Dover, Pat McCann, and Hugh Jazz
• Director of Revenue Creation - Bo “Gus” Records
• Manager of Cardiac Conditioning - Angie
O’Plasty
• Has Pat McCann sunk in yet? Pat - Mc - Cann?
Harassment? Pat?
14. “…but if our revenue projections are text-book
perfection, who wouldn’t want to invest, for cryin’
out loud there’s a friggin’ hockey stick!!”
45
40
35
30
Illegal Acts
25
Value
20 Money
15
10
5
0
Right Now Later The Future
15. “Moh-Zart? What the hell is up with that?…….I consider the
music of Uriah Heep to be the finest accomplishment of Western
Civilization and tangible proof of divine grace……”
• Why Garbitrage? Why now? Why not?
• Team has a long record of international
conspiracy, promotion of halitosis, revisionism,
oppression, and working for both the Man and
Mr. Charlie without the other knowing about it.
• Finally, seek your involvement to provide a trail
of indictments to all the Garbitrage stakeholders
that leads away from the founders, who’ll be
safely manipulating the world’s weather from their
underground stronghold, just outside Worcester….
16. “….do it wrong the third time, and don’t waste a whole ass when a half
ass will serve…….
“…When You Earnestly Believe
You Can Compensate For a Lack
of Skill by Redoubling Your
Efforts, There’s no End to What
You Can’t Do…..”