This document discusses five strategies for coping with unannounced audits: 1) getting operations in order, 2) spreading responsibility to reduce risk, 3) conducting internal "ninja" audits, 4) integrating quality processes across departments rather than isolating them, and 5) using a single software system to manage standards, actions, training, and performance. The document emphasizes that success requires an integrated, iterative approach applying a plan-do-check-act model to all operational areas.