This document discusses employee onboarding processes in the 21st century. It introduces an example of a new hire, David, who starts a new job without an onboarding process and feels frustrated and unproductive as a result. The document then recommends establishing a buddy system to mentor new employees and documenting key workplace processes to help onboarding employees understand expectations and how to be productive members of the team. It emphasizes that onboarding should be an iterative process aimed at helping new employees feel welcomed and able to contribute value as quickly as possible.