This document proposes a business called Complain&Resolve that would provide online forums for people to complain and discuss issues in society. It would aim to harness human potential, provide an outlet for special interest groups, and make money. The proposal requests funding of over $500 million for website development, consulting fees, and establishing various company divisions and offshore entities. It projects revenue would come from advertising and outlines plans to incorporate the business and use funds offshore for web development and salaries.

1. Complain&Resolve
Business Proposal

2. Human Nature
Talk, talk, talk.
Blah, blah, blah
Complain, complain
Chat, chat, chat
Microsoft this, software that

3. Corporate Vision
„ Harness human potential
„ Provide outlet, forum
„ Attract special interest groups
„ Focus attention on “ills of society”
„ Make money

4. Funding Proposal
„ $500K to attract even greater fools
„ $2.5 M for attractive slides and web graphics
„ $45M for unnavigable website
„ $1.5M to Empress and Minions (aka MITEFC)
„ $100M for consulting division to do redesign

5. Organization
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W e b la c k e y s S p e c ia l p r o j e c t s Counsel B ook cooke rs
D e v e lo p e r s P h y s ic a l F a r R ig h t L itig a tio n S h a re h o ld e r
D e s tr o y e r s C h e m ic a l F a r L e ft L itig a tio n O ff- & O n s h o re T a x
M e n ta l A ll O th e r M a tte rs R e a lh o ld in g s
S p ir itu a l N o th in g M a tte rs P e tty C a s h
B ills (L a r g e ) B ill (S m a ll)
B ill (G a te s )
O th e r g a te s

6. Product Rollout
„ Complain&Resolve.com
ƒ Polite discourse
„ Grumble.com
ƒ Silent majority
„ BitchBitchBitch.com
ƒ Far left and right
„ Revenge.com
ƒ Gun and SUV owners
„ Suethebastards.com
ƒ Pros and cons

7. Revenue Profile
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8. Uses of Funds
„ $50K incorporation
„ $250K offshore web development
„ $10M salaries and professional services
„ $40M pointless advertising
„ $100M offshore entities (inc. tolls & parking)
„ $2M travel

9. Cashflow Profile
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10. MITEFC Board Participation
„ Moral and spiritual guidance
„ Passing the hat
„ Corporate donors/sponsors
ƒ Anonymity guaranteed
ƒ Be generous
ƒ Be merciful