Aaaron Draplin - Tall Tales From a Large Man

OFFICIAL PRESENTATION:
AARON JAMES DRAPLIN / DRAPLIN DESIGN CO.
DDC VS. SASKATOON — “TALL TALES FROM A LARGE MAN” SPEAKING FIASCO — HELL YEAH!
APRIL 3, 2014 — FUZE CONFERENCE, SASKATOON, SASKATCHEWAN, U.S.A.

START.

APRIL 3, 2014 — ALOFT HOTEL, CUPERTINO, CALIF., U.S.A.

ATTENTION!
ATTENTION!
ATTENTION!

SASKATOON!
SASKATOON!
SASKATOON!

CANADA!

THE LAND
THAT
GAVE US:

JONI
MITCHELL

AND
THIS

AND
DAMN,

GORDIE
HOWE

WE COME
IN PEACE...

PEDDLING,
SHARING &
THREATENING

OUR VERY
OWN BRAND
OF “DUMB”

USING
SCIENCE

AND

DUMB
LUCK

TO BRING
YOU

A SPEAKING
FIASCO

TESTED THE
WORLD OVER

THAT WE’RE
CALLIN’

TALL TALES

TALL TALES
FROM A

TALL TALES
FROM A
LARGE MAN

(APPLAUSE!)
(APPLAUSE!)
(APPLAUSE!)

HELLO,
FUZE
CONFERENCE!
APRIL 3, 2014— ALOFT HOTEL, CUPERTINO, CALIF., U.S.A.

,
A CANADA-SIZED
THANK YOU TO:
FUZE CONFERENCE,
JACQUELINE, AIR CANADA,
HARLEY RIVET
AND COFFEE CRISP.

OFFICIAL
DDC
DISCLAIMER:

READ THIS:
THE OPINIONS, HALFWIT SENTIMENT
AND ABSOLUTE FUCKIN’ TRUTH IN THIS PRESENTATION
ARE SOLELY THAT OF THE DRAPLIN DESIGN CO. AND MORE OR
LESS ARE MEANT TO BE TAKEN WITH A GRAIN OF SALT SO JUST CHILL OUT, TAKE IT
ALL IN, LET IT BURN, BREATHE REAL DEEP, AND JUST PLAIN BE GLAD YOU DON’T HAVE
ANYTHING TO DO WITH US. REALLY. THIS IS OUR LITTLE LIFE AND WE’RE GONNA TELL
YOU THE WHOLE STORY. DEAL WITH IT., YOU SCRUBS. CAMERON, ARE YOU READING THIS? YOU BETTER BE.
JASON SANTA MARIA, HOLY SHIT, WE’RE SO LOSE ON ROUND 3. IT’S NICE TO BE BACK IN THE CITY. LAST TIME I WAS
HERE, I FREAKED OUT AND SPLIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, ESCAPING NEW YORK VIA THAT HOLLAND TUNNEL. I DROVE TO NEW JERSEY AND SLEPT IN MY CAR THAT NIGHT. FOR
THE FIRST TIME, I COULDN’T HANG WITH THE SOUNDS, PREDICTABLE FASHION AND NIGHTMARISH HORDES OF HIPSTER LURKERS WANDERING AROUND THE CITY. SO YEAH, THAT’S THE
DEAL THERE. WE’RE STAYING AT THE ACE HOTEL FOR THIS ONE, AND IT’S NICE AND AIR CONDITIONED, POPULATED BY WITTY, HAPPY YOUNGLINGS, SO FUCKIN’ EAGER TO HELP YOU.
THE FLIGHT HERE WAS PRETTY WEIRD. TIGHT SEATS AND SOME GAL WHO JUST HAD TO PEE EVERY 42 MINUTES. HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE? GODDAMMIT. EACH TIME SHE GOT UP, I’D SCOLD HER. I DROVE TO NEW
JERSEY AND SLEPT IN MY CAR THAT NIGHT. FOR THE FIRST TIME, I COULDN’T HANG WITH THE SOUNDS, PREDICTABLE FASHION AND NIGHTMARISH HORDES OF HIPSTER LURKERS WANDERING AROUND THE CITY. SO YEAH, THAT’S THE DEAL THERE. WE’RE STAYING AT THE
ACE HOTEL FOR THIS ONE, AND IT’S NICE AND AIR CONDITIONED, POPULATED BY WITTY, HAPPY YOUNG LINGS, SO EAGER TO HELP. THE FLIGHT HERE WAS PRETTY WEIRD. TIGHT SEATS AND SOME GAL WHO JUST HAD TO PEE EVERY 42 MINUTES. HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SUR-
VIVE? GODDAMMIT. EACH TIME SHE GOT UP, I’D SCOLD HER. I DROVE TO NEW JERSEY AND SLEPT IN MY CAR THAT NIGHT. FOR THE FIRST TIME, I COULDN’T HANG WITH THE SOUNDS, PREDICTABLE FASHION AND NIGHTMARISH HORDES OF HIPSTER LURKERS WANDERING
AROUND THE CITY. SO YEAH, THAT’S THE DEAL THERE. WE’RE STAYING AT THE ACE HOTEL FOR THIS ONE, AND IT’S NICE AND AIR CONDITIONED, POPULATED BY WITTY, HAPPY YOUNG LINGS, SO EAGER TO HELP. THE FLIGHT HERE WAS PRETTY WEIRD. TIGHT SEATS
AND SOME GAL WHO JUST HAD TO PEE EVERY 42 MINUTES. HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE? GODDAMMIT. EACH TIME SHE GOT UP, I’D SCOLD HER. I DROVE TO NEW JERSEY AND SLEPT IN MY CAR THAT NIGHT. FOR THE FIRST TIME, I COULDN’T HANG WITH THE SOUNDS, PREDICTABLE FASHION AND NIGHTMARISH HORDES OF HIPSTER LURKERS WANDERING
AROUND THE CITY. SO YEAH, THAT’S THE DEAL THERE. WE’RE STAYING AT THE ACE HOTEL FOR THIS ONE, AND IT’S NICE AND AIR. HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE? GODDAMMIT. EACH TIME SHE GOT UP, I’D SCOLD HER. I DROVE TO NEW JERSEY AND SLEPT IN MY CAR THAT NIGHT. FOR THE FIRST TIME, I COULDN’T HANG WITH THE SOUNDS, PREDICTABLE
FASHION AND NIGHTMARISH HORDES OF HIPSTER LURKERS WANDERING AROUND THE CITY. SO YEAH, THAT’S THE DEAL THERE. WE’RE STAYING AT THE ACE HOTEL FOR THIS ONE, AND IT’S NICE AND AIR CONDITIONED, POPULATED BY WITTY, HAPPY YOUNG LINGS, SO EAGER TO HELP. THE FLIGHT HERE WAS PRETTY WEIRD. TIGHT SEATS AND SOME GAL WHO JUST HAD TO PEE EVERY 42 MINUTES. HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE? GODDAMMIT. EACH TIME SHE GOT UP, I’D SCOLD HER. I DROVE TO NEW JERSEY AND SLEPT IN MY CAR THAT NIGHT. FOR THE FIRST
TIME, I COULDN’T HANG WITH THE SOUNDS, PREDICTABLE FASHION AND NIGHTMARISH HORDES OF HIPSTER LURKERS WANDERING AROUND THE CITY. SO YEAH, THAT’S THE DEAL THERE. WE’RE STAYING AT THE ACE HOTEL FOR THIS ONE, AND IT’S NICE AND AIR CONDITIONED. AND THERE YOU HAVE IT. NOW START THE FUCKIN’ SHOW, ALREADY. FASHION AND NIGHTMARISH HORDES OF HIPSTER LURKERS WANDERING AROUND THE CITY. SO YEAH, THAT’S THE DEAL THERE. WE’RE STAYING AT THE ACE HOTEL FOR THIS ONE, AND IT’S NICE AND AIR CONDITIONED,
POPULATED BY WITTY, HAPPY YOUNG LINGS, SO EAGER TO HELP. THE FLIGHT HERE WAS PRETTY WEIRD. TIGHT SEATS AND SOME GAL WHO JUST HAD TO PEE EVERY 42 MINUTES. HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE? GODDAMMIT. EACH TIME SHE GOT UP, I’D SCOLD HER. I DROVE TO NEW JERSEY AND SLEPT IN MY CAR THAT NIGHT. FOR THE FIRST TIME, I COULDN’T HANG WITH THE SOUNDS, PREDICTABLE FASHION AND NIGHTMARISH HORDES OF HIPSTER LURKERS WANDERING AROUND THE CITY. SO YEAH, THAT’S THE DEAL THERE. WE’RE STAYING AT THE ACE HOTEL
FOR THIS ONE, AND IT’S NICE AND AIR CONDITIONED. AND THERE YOU HAVE IT. NOW START THE FUCKIN’ SHOW, ALREADY. FASHION AND NIGHTMARISH HORDES OF HIPSTER LURKERS WANDERING AROUND THE CITY. SO YEAH, THAT’S THE DEAL THERE. WE’RE STAYING AT THE ACE HOTEL FOR THIS ONE, AND IT’S NICE AND AIR CONDITIONED, POPULATED BY WITTY, HAPPY YOUNG LINGS, SO EAGER TO HELP. THE FLIGHT HERE WAS PRETTY WEIRD. TIGHT SEATS AND SOME GAL WHO JUST HAD TO PEE EVERY 42 MINUTES. HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE? GODDAMMIT. EACH TIME SHE GOT UP, I’D SCOLD HER. I DROVE TO NEW JERSEY AND SLEPT IN MY CAR THAT NIGHT. FOR THE FIRST TIME, I COULDN’T HANG WITH THE SOUNDS, PREDICTABLE FASHION
AND NIGHTMARISH HORDES OF HIPSTER LURKERS WANDERING AROUND THE CITY. SO YEAH, THAT’S THE DEAL THERE. WE’RE STAYING AT THE ACE HOTEL FOR THIS ONE, AND IT’S NICE AND AIR CONDITIONED. AND THERE YOU HAVE IT. NOW START THE FUCKIN’ SHOW, ALREADY. FASHION AND NIGHTMARISH HORDES OF HIPSTER LURKERS WANDERING AROUND THE CITY. SO YEAH, THAT’S THE DEAL THERE. WE’RE STAYING AT THE ACE HOTEL FOR THIS ONE, AND IT’S NICE AND AIR CONDITIONED, POPULATED BY WITTY, HAPPY YOUNG LINGS, SO EAGER TO HELP. THE FLIGHT HERE WAS PRETTY WEIRD. TIGHT SEATS AND SOME GAL WHO JUST HAD TO PEE EVERY 42 MINUTES. HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE? GODDAMMIT. EACH TIME SHE GOT UP, I’D
SCOLD HER. I DROVE TO NEW JERSEY AND SLEPT IN MY CAR THAT NIGHT. FOR THE FIRST TIME, I COULDN’T HANG WITH THE SOUNDS, PREDICTABLE FASHION AND NIGHTMARISH HORDES OF HIPSTER LURKERS WANDERING AROUND THE CITY. SO YEAH, THAT’S THE DEAL THERE. WE’RE STAYING AT THE ACE HOTEL FOR THIS ONE, AND IT’S NICE AND AIR CONDITIONED. AND THERE YOU HAVE IT. NOW START THE FUCKIN’ SHOW, ALREADY. FASHION AND NIGHTMARISH HORDES OF HIPSTER LURKERS WANDERING AROUND THE CITY. SO YEAH, THAT’S THE DEAL THERE. WE’RE STAYING AT THE ACE HOTEL FOR THIS ONE, AND IT’S NICE AND AIR CONDITIONED, POPULATED BY WITTY, HAPPY YOUNG LINGS, SO EAGER TO HELP. THE FLIGHT HERE WAS PRETTY
WEIRD. TIGHT SEATS AND SOME GAL WHO JUST HAD TO PEE EVERY 42 MINUTES. HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE? GODDAMMIT. EACH TIME SHE GOT UP, I’D SCOLD HER. I DROVE TO NEW JERSEY AND SLEPT IN MY CAR THAT NIGHT. FOR THE FIRST TIME, I COULDN’T HANG WITH THE SOUNDS, PREDICTABLE FASHION AND NIGHTMARISH HORDES OF HIPSTER LURKERS WANDERING AROUND THE CITY. SO YEAH, THAT’S THE DEAL THERE. WE’RE STAYING AT THE ACE HOTEL FOR THIS ONE, AND IT’S NICE AND AIR CONDITIONED. AND THERE YOU HAVE IT. NOW START THE FUCKIN’ SHOW, ALREADY. FASHION AND NIGHTMARISH HORDES OF HIPSTER LURKERS WANDERING AROUND THE CITY. SO YEAH, THAT’S THE DEAL THERE. WE’RE STAYING AT THE ACE
HOTEL FOR THIS ONE, AND IT’S NICE AND AIR CONDITIONED, POPULATED BY WITTY, HAPPY YOUNG LINGS, SO EAGER TO HELP. THE FLIGHT HERE WAS PRETTY WEIRD. TIGHT SEATS AND SOME GAL WHO JUST HAD TO PEE EVERY 42 MINUTES. HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE? GODDAMMIT. EACH TIME SHE GOT UP, I’D SCOLD HER. I DROVE TO NEW JERSEY AND SLEPT IN MY CAR THAT NIGHT. FOR THE FIRST TIME, I COULDN’T HANG WITH THE SOUNDS, PREDICTABLE FASHION AND NIGHTMARISH HORDES OF HIPSTER LURKERS WANDERING AROUND THE CITY. SO YEAH, THAT’S THE DEAL THERE. WE’RE STAYING AT THE ACE HOTEL FOR THIS ONE, AND IT’S NICE AND AIR CONDITIONED. AND THERE YOU HAVE IT. NOW START THE FUCKIN’ SHOW, ALREADY.

WARNING:

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A COUPLE
TALL TALES

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WHAT’S
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DDC VS. BUILD CONFERENCE — “TALL TALES FROM A LARGE MAN” SPEAKING FIASCO — HELL YEAH!
NOVEMBER 13, 2012 — BUILD CONFERENCE, BELFAST, NORTHERN IRELAND, U.K.

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1 3 . C L E V E L A N D
1 4 . D E S M O I N E S
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1 6 . P H I L A D E L P H I A
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2 4 . D E N V E R
2 5 . P O R T L A N D
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2 7 . C H A R L E S T O N
2 8 . O T TAWA
2 9 . T O R O N T O
3 0 . WAT E R L O O
3 1 . VA N C O U V E R
3 2 . B U R L I N G T O N
3 3 . S P O K A N E
3 4 . L O U I S V I L L E
3 5 . B O S T O N H O W
3 6 . S O M E RV I L L E
3 7 . C A L G A RY
3 8 . L A S V E G A S

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1 4 . D E S M O I N E S
1 8 . S E AT T L E
1 9 . L O N D O N
2 1 . P H O E N I X
2 2 . B E N D
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2 6 . C O L U M B I A
2 8 . O T TAWA
2 9 . T O R O N T O
3 0 . WAT E R L O O
3 3 . S P O K A N E
3 5 . B O S T O N H O W
3 7 . C A L G A RY
3 8 . L A S V E G A S
3 9 . P O R T L A N D
4 0 . B R A N D N E W N Y C
4 1 . S A LT L A K E C I T Y
4 2 . M E M P H I S
4 3 . N A S H V I L L E
4 4 . I O WA C I T Y
4 5 . C E D A R R A P I D S
4 6 . WAT E R L O O
4 7 . B R O O K LY N
4 8 . B U F FA L O
4 9 . P O R T L A N D
5 0 . C H I C A G O
5 1 . M A I L C H I M P
5 2 . B E L FA S T
5 3 . S T O C K H O L M
5 4 . R A P I D C I T Y
5 5 . S A N F R A N C I S C O
5 6 . S A N J O S E

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2 4 . D E N V E R
2 5 . P O R T L A N D
2 6 . C O L U M B I A
2 8 . O T TAWA
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3 0 . WAT E R L O O
3 3 . S P O K A N E
3 5 . B O S T O N H O W
3 7 . C A L G A RY
3 8 . L A S V E G A S
3 9 . P O R T L A N D
4 0 . B R A N D N E W N Y C
4 1 . S A LT L A K E C I T Y
4 2 . M E M P H I S
4 3 . N A S H V I L L E
4 4 . I O WA C I T Y
4 5 . C E D A R R A P I D S
4 6 . WAT E R L O O
4 8 . B U F FA L O
4 9 . P O R T L A N D
5 0 . C H I C A G O
5 1 . M A I L C H I M P
5 2 . B E L FA S T
5 3 . S T O C K H O L M
5 4 . R A P I D C I T Y
5 5 . S A N F R A N C I S C O
5 6 . S A N J O S E
5 8 . G R E AT FA L L S
5 9 . S E AT T L E
6 0 . S A N A N T O N I O
6 1 . H O U S T O N
6 2 . A U S T I N
6 3 . K E T T E R I N G
6 4 . C I N C I N N AT I
6 5 . S T. C L O U D
6 7 . M C A D
6 8 . P I T T S B U R G H
6 9 . N E W Y O R K
7 0 . C H AT TA N O O G A
7 1 . F O R T WAY N E
7 2 . D E K A L B
7 3 . O K L A H O M A C I T Y
7 4 . Y O U R T O W N
7 5 . A N Y W H E R E
7 6 . E V E RY W H E R E

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98. CHARLESTON

78. CUPERTINO
79. SAN FRANCISCO
80. STARKVILLE
81. TUCSON
82. LAS VEGAS
83. RALEIGH
84. MIAMI
85. COLUMBUS
86. CLEVELAND
87. SASKATOON
88. EDMONTON
89. SAN FRANCISCO
90. PORTLAND
91. ALBANY
92. MILWAUKEE
93. COLUMBIA
94. BOSTON
95. COLUMBIA
96. AUGUSTA
97. SCOTLAND!!!
98. CHARLESTON
99. TWO RIVERS

78. CUPERTINO
79. SAN FRANCISCO
80. STARKVILLE
81. TUCSON
82. LAS VEGAS
83. RALEIGH
84. MIAMI
85. COLUMBUS
86. CLEVELAND
87. SASKATOON
88. EDMONTON
89. SAN FRANCISCO
90. PORTLAND
91. ALBANY
92. MILWAUKEE
93. COLUMBIA
94. BOSTON
95. COLUMBIA
96. AUGUSTA
97. SCOTLAND!!!
98. CHARLESTON
99. TWO RIVERS
100. ST. LOUIS

78. CUPERTINO
79. SAN FRANCISCO
80. STARKVILLE
81. TUCSON
82. LAS VEGAS
83. RALEIGH
84. MIAMI
85. COLUMBUS
86. CLEVELAND
87. SASKATOON
88. EDMONTON
89. SAN FRANCISCO
90. PORTLAND
91. ALBANY
92. MILWAUKEE
93. COLUMBIA
94. BOSTON
95. COLUMBIA
96. AUGUSTA
97. SCOTLAND!!!
98. CHARLESTON
99. TWO RIVERS
100. ST. LOUIS
101. DULUTH

78. CUPERTINO
79. SAN FRANCISCO
80. STARKVILLE
81. TUCSON
82. LAS VEGAS
83. RALEIGH
84. MIAMI
85. COLUMBUS
86. CLEVELAND
87. SASKATOON
88. EDMONTON
89. SAN FRANCISCO
90. PORTLAND
91. ALBANY
92. MILWAUKEE
93. COLUMBIA
94. BOSTON
95. COLUMBIA
96. AUGUSTA
97. SCOTLAND!!!
98. CHARLESTON
99. TWO RIVERS
100. ST. LOUIS
101. DULUTH
102. BIRMINGHAM

78. CUPERTINO
79. SAN FRANCISCO
80. STARKVILLE
81. TUCSON
82. LAS VEGAS
83. RALEIGH
84. MIAMI
85. COLUMBUS
86. CLEVELAND
87. SASKATOON
88. EDMONTON
89. SAN FRANCISCO
90. PORTLAND
91. ALBANY
92. MILWAUKEE
93. COLUMBIA
94. BOSTON
95. COLUMBIA
96. AUGUSTA
97. SCOTLAND!!!
98. CHARLESTON
99. TWO RIVERS
100. ST. LOUIS
101. DULUTH
102. BIRMINGHAM
103. GRAND RAPIDS

78. CUPERTINO
79. SAN FRANCISCO
80. STARKVILLE
81. TUCSON
82. LAS VEGAS
83. RALEIGH
84. MIAMI
85. COLUMBUS
86. CLEVELAND
87. SASKATOON
88. EDMONTON
89. SAN FRANCISCO
90. PORTLAND
91. ALBANY
92. MILWAUKEE
93. COLUMBIA
94. BOSTON
95. COLUMBIA
96. AUGUSTA
97. SCOTLAND!!!
98. CHARLESTON
99. TWO RIVERS
100. ST. LOUIS
101. DULUTH
102. BIRMINGHAM
103. GRAND RAPIDS
104. TORONTO

THINGS
I LOVE

THINGS
I HATE

1973
THE “1” AND “9” IN BASICALLY
EVERY MOVIE TITLE, EVER, AT THE
HANDS OF SOME OVERPAID, LAZY
BULLSHIT MOVIE TITLE DESIGNER.

ADVANCED
MARKETING
TECHNIQUES:
ADDING A “Z”
ADDING AN “X”

HIPSTERS DRESSING LIKE AMISH GUYS,
POACHING WIRELESS, HANGING OUT
IN EXPENSIVE COFFEE SHOPS.

OUR AT TEMPT AT
HIGH NOTE
CLOSERS
(STUFF THAT SHOULD
STICK TO YER RIBS)

SAY YES
MAYBE A LITTLE MORE
THAN YOU SAY NO.

DO GOOD
WORK
FOR GOOD
PEOPLE
THIS DOES EXIST. REALLY.

TWITTER PITCH:
FOLLOW US!
@DRAPLIN

THANK YOU
SASKATOON!!!

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