Document Script submissions for Voodoo Award

1. Voodoo Award
Document submission entries

2. Entry #1
Script on the
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3. :60 Radio
Brent Brumley & Associates
You never plan on having a bad day. But it happens. One moment
you’re headed home for supper after a few cold ones with friends
and the next you’re finding out the hard way that your left brake
light isn’t working- but the bright blue one on top of the car behind
you seems to be working just great…Next thing you know you’re
trying to say the alphabet backwards and walk a straight line as cars
whiz past. (Traffic sfx w/”Sir, please step out of the car.”)
Congratulations, you just got a DUI. What do you do next? Who do
you call? Just remember this number and call 24/7: 601-354-4DUI,
that’s 601-354-4384. That’s the number for Brent Brumley &
Associates.
Last year almost 12,000 of your fellow Mississippian’s found out the
hard way that even if you are under the limit, you can still be under
arrest. It can be complicated and expensive. Don’t let costly mistakes
make a bad situation worse. DUI cases can be fought and won. When
you need, aggressive, effective legal counsel call Brent Brumley &
Associates, 601-354-4DUI. Or online at mississippidui-dot-net.
Script for audio Entry #1
By:Bill Wilson

4. Entry #2
Script on the
following page

5. Script for Audio Entry #2
Robbie’s Fireworks Script
By: Bill Wilson
• Intro: Insert - Music from Brady Bunch – Here’s a story of a
lovely lady…
• <Insert – Music Sanford & Son theme music>
• Child one: mama mama
• Child two: mama mama
• Mom: What is it NOW?
• Child one: Can we get some fireworks?
• Child two: Pleeeeese mama?
• Mom: Ahhhh Lawd ya’ll worrying me, nah ya want some
fireworks?
• Child one: But mama at Robbie’s Fireworks they have great
deals.
• Child two: Yeah mama just like always, they have those Texas
Pop Rockets a dozen for a $1. 6-shot artillery shells for $3.99
and 10 cent Roman Candlesssss
• Mom: You got 10 cents for it?
• Child two: Nall, but you do! You the one with the job.
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• <Insert – Music Good Times theme music>
• Mom: Alright now, you better stay in a child’s place. You want me
to knock your front teeth out or your back teeth?
• Child two: Mama Mama, she didn’t mean it.. But really the have
500 milligrams you know the grand daddy of fireworks for
$19.99, for our grand finale
• Mom: Grand Finale?? Girl yall acting like yall putting on a show for
the neighborhood.
• Child two: that’s how we do it ma, we do it BIG, so what’s up
mama, you gonna help us out and take us over to Robbie’s
Fireworks?
• Child one: Please mama, its two locations in Byram exit 84 on the
corner of siwell and terry and its one down the street in the
Kroger’s parking lot
• Child two: it’s the big purple and white tent
• Both children: Pleeeese Mama??
• Mom: Both of yall worrying about the wrong thang, Com’on lets go
on down to Robbie’s Fireworks
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6. Entry #3
Script on the
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7. GRUDGE RACING
(HIT IT) Get ready racers and racing fans! The countdown is on
(3,2,1) Sunday March 16th at the HubCity Raceway in Hattiesburg.
It’s that time again! Its Freak-Nik Spring Break Grudge Fest. (LETS
GO) All cars, trucks, and motorcycles are welcome and we’ve got
several 100% guaranteed heads-up payback payouts no time shown
PLUS we’ve got all day grudge racing, racers from all over is coming
to do battle. Bring you coolers, bring your grills, bring the entire
family all day fun. The gates open at 10am. All closed end trailers
get in FREE before 12. That’s Sunday March 16th Freak-Nik Spring
Break Grudge Fest is coming to the HubCity Raceway in Hattiesburg
(DJ BRING THAT BACK) The countdown is on Spring Break Grudge
Fest. And we’ve got several 100% guaranteed heads up payback
payouts plus we’ve got all day grudge racing. That’s Sunday March
16th coming to the HubCity Raceway in Hattiesburg (LETS GO)
Script for Audio Entry #3
By: Bill Wilson

8. Tom’s Extreme Pizzeria
“Since 2008”
:60
It's Extreme! It's a Pizzeria! It's Tom's Extreme Pizzeria! This isn't a five dollar pizza…(BIG
VOICE) it's Tom's Extreme Pizzeria! Serving the coast since 2008! Making delicious old
school, stone-baked pizza, pasta, subs, wings and the famous Garlic Knots! Tom's
Extreme Pizzeria has two locations to serve you: Downtown Ocean Springs on Robinson
Road across from the old train depot, and in Gautier on Gautier Vancleave Road! Tom's
Extreme Pizzeria is a modern version of an Old Style American Pizzeria…bringing the best
Pizzas from all over America into one pizzeria! Tom's motto is simple. . . real fresh food,
real fast with extremely friendly service! Open for lunch and dinner…seven days a week
in Ocean Springs and Wednesday through Sunday in Gautier! Come by and try food
made the old fashioned way. . . your satisfaction is guaranteed! They also deliver for
dinner at both locations! Tom's Extreme Pizzeria would like to thank all of the loyal
customers for their support over the years! And, invite new residents to try the goodness
what others have already discovered! Tom's Extreme Pizzeria, Downtown Ocean Springs
and Gautier-Vancleave Road in Gautier!
Script for Audio Entry #4
By: Chuck Edwards

9. G. C. Vapors
“Valentine’s Day”
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(sfx: Dinner for two. Soft jazz playing in background. )
Guy (wimpy-sounding voice): Happy Valentine's Day, sweetie! How was Dinner?
(sfx: champagne pop/pour sequence)
I called in sick from work so I could spend all day cooking to make today PERFECT. . .
Girl: Thanks, Brad. This was all VERY sweet, but. . . we need to clear the air. . .
Guy: Oh, no. . . you're dumping me, aren't you? Did I get the wrong wine? I over-cooked the sweet
potatoes, didn't I? I always DO that! Man, I'm such an IDIOT!
Girl: Brad-Brad-Brad. . . STOP! That's not what I meant by "clear the air"! I meant these. . .
Guy: Um. . . what are those?
Girl: E-cig starter kits from G. C. Vapors! We've both wanted to make the switch from smoking to
vaping, and G. C. Vapors makes it EASY! They have over sixty flavors of G. C. Juice, and the people who work
at G. C. Vapors are SO friendly and helpful! Think about it: no more smoke in our clothes or on our BREATH!
Guy: So. . . we're NOT breaking up?
(sfx: door opens)
Girl: No, I'm STILL breaking up with you. . . you are WAY too clingy! Bye, Brad!
(sfx: door slams)
ACR: G. C. Vapors: Popps Ferry Road in d'Iberville, across from Rite-Aid; and Highway 49 Gulfport, just North
of Whataburger! Like us on Facebook, or visit gcvapors.com!
Script for Audio Entry #5
by: Chuck Edwards

10. Salty's, 50 Shades, Hertz Hiring Day Narratives
SPOT 1: Salty's GRAND OPENING
Salty's "Homegrown board shop for the love of the sports and lifestyle,"
grand opening with a satelite location for @116. Both the sounds of the
moving van and 60s-style-surf-rock match the fun-loving laid back attitude
of owner (and skater) Paul Goff while promoting locavore-focused
restaurant @116.
SPOT 2: 50 Shade's Promo/Do Ya Think I'm Sexy
The '50 Shade's of Grey Ladies Night' ties in sponsor Ben Arnold's Little
Black Dress vodka (aimed at women) w/the 50 Shades of Grey themed
cocktails while 'keeping classy' like the venue, Liberty Tap Room. The
promo starts w/an attention-grabbing drumroll and is set to a mock-riff of
Rod Stewart's Do Ya Think I'm Sexy to keep w/the playful, sexy, yet classy
theme of the event.
SPOT 3: Hertz Hiring Day w/'upbeat music’
The objective was to draw potential new hires to Hertz's job fair. The
spot is set to upbeat music with a friendly, yet enthusiastic delivery.
Script for Audio Entries #6-8
by: Laura Martin

11. Commercial submission
Client: Betty Bombers
Spot title: The Colonel/Private (third script on submitted page)
Overview: Betty Bombers is a restaurant located inside the American
legion hall Downtown Savannah Ga. Based on the location and the
military tie-in, Betty Bombers offers a WWII themed atmosphere. To
try and capture this image, we created two spots. The first was “Betty”
and is a female voiced spot with a Rosie the Riveter feel. The second is
the “Colonel/Private” and is male voiced with an Army, drill sergeant
feel.
Results: in the first month Betty Bombers has already seen a dramatic
increase in their late night delivery services and has seen a steady
increase with their lunch and dinner business. The client is very happy
and customers are already familiar with “The Colonel”.
Script for Audio Entry #10
By: Chris Swan

12. Commercial submission
Client: Betty Bombers
Spot title: The Colonel/Private (third script on submitted page)
Overview: Betty Bombers is a restaurant located inside the American
legion hall Downtown Savannah Ga. Based on the location and the
military tie-in, Betty Bombers offers a WWII themed atmosphere. To
try and capture this image, we created two spots. The first was “Betty”
and is a female voiced spot with a Rosie the Riveter feel. The second is
the “Colonel/Private” and is male voiced with an Army, drill sergeant
feel.
Results: in the first month Betty Bombers has already seen a dramatic
increase in their late night delivery services and has seen a steady
increase with their lunch and dinner business. The client is very happy
and customers are already familiar with “The Colonel”.
Entry #10 Continued by: Chris Swan

13. Script for Audio Entry#14
By: John Riley
JMP Radio Group-Creative Services
These selections(Entry#14
and #15) are from our new
campaign for a local Acura
dealer. It is a branding
effort to coin the phrase
“Smuxury”, and inject it
into the local lexicon…

14. Entry #15
By: John Riley

15. Automotive Cosmetic Group Narrative for audio entry #16
By: Larry Farina
Automotive Cosmetic Group is a local family owned automotive mobile detailing and minor ding
repair business. Having never advertised their objective is overall awareness and to introduce a
new service. The name of the business begged for something creative and fun.
Writer: Larry Farina
Voices: Larry Farina, David Reed
Air Date: March 2014

16. Little Pigs BBQ Narrative
Little Pigs BBQ is a local family owned restaurant in a town where BBQ is king.
With everyone shouting how great they are there was a void for something
more creative and out of the box. These spots were fun to write and produce.
“Pouting”
Writer: David Reed
Voices: David Reed, Erin Southerlin, DeeDee Renee
“Meet Chris”
Writer: David Reed / Larry Farina
Voices: David Reed / Larry Farina
Air Date: Feb-April 2014
Narrative for Audio Entry #17 & 18 continued on the next two pages
BY: Larry Farina

17. LITTLE PIGS/ Meet Chris
SPEC. SPOT #3 (Alternate Ending)
WXXX--
:30 spot
<MUSIC: DISTANT BANJO PLAYING LOW IN BACKGROUND AS:> ANNCR: “MEET
CHRIS. CHRIS: (DEEP-VOICED GRUNT) ANNCR: A MAN OF FEW WORDS, HE IS
POSSIBLY THE MOST HARDCORE BARBECUE CONNOISSEUR… EVER. CHRIS:
(GRUNTS) MM-HM. ANNCR: HE’S TRAVELED THOUSANDS OF MILES SEARCHING
OUT THE MOST SUCCULENT, SMOKEY, HOME-COOKED BARBECUE KNOWN TO MAN.
CHRIS: (GRUNTS) MM-HMM. ANNCR: AND WITH ONE BITE OF LITTLE PIGS
BARBECUE--<SFX: FORKING FOOD OFF PLATE><MUSIC: BANJO OUT>--HIS SEARCH
WAS OVER. (SLIGHT PAUSE) CHRIS: (PLEASANTLY SURPRISED) THAT’S REALLY GOOD!
<MUSIC: UPBEAT FOLKSY> ANNCR: DINE IN, TAKE-OUT. FOR OVER 50 YEARS. LITTLE
PIGS BARBECUE. REAL BARBECUE. REAL GOOD. ONLINE AT LITTLE PIGS DOT BIZ!”
Script for Audio Entry #17
By: Larry Farina

18. LITTLE PIGS/ Pouting
SPEC. SPOT #4
WMFX--
:30 spot
<SFX: WOODEN DOOR KNOCK, TWICE> OLDER WOMAN: (RAISED VOICE, STERN)
“C’MON ON OUT, HON. OLDER MAN: (MUFFLED, CLIPPED) NO. OLDER WOMAN: YOU’RE
BEING CHILDISH! <SFX: FOOTSTEPS APPROACH ON WOODEN FLOOR AS:> YOUNGER
WOMAN: WHAT’S UP WITH POP? OLDER WOMAN: (WEARILY) HE TOOK THE
GRANDBABIES TO LITTLE PIGS-- YOUNGER WOMAN: LITTLE PIGS BARBECUE? OLDER
WOMAN: YES, AND— YOUNGER WOMAN: (GUESSING THE WORST) --THEY SAID IT WAS
THE BEST BARBECUE IN THE WORLD? OLDER WOMAN: MM-HMM. YOUNGER WOMAN:
(BALEFULLY) BETTER THAN POPS’? OLDER WOMAN: MM-HMM. YOUNGER WOMAN:
OUCH. (RAISED VOICE, PLEADING) POP, THEY DIDN’T MEAN IT. OLDER MAN: DID SO!
<MUSIC: DOWN-HOME THEME UP & INTO BACKGROUND> ANNCR: FACT IS… NO ONE
MAKES BARBECUE LIKE LITTLE PIGS BARBECUE. HOME-COOKED BARBECUE AND MORE.
HERE IN COLUMBIA. FOR OVER 50 YEARS. DINE-IN BUFFET AND TAKE-OUT. ONLINE AT
LITTLE PIGS DOT BIZ!”
Script for Audio Entry #18
By: Larry Farina

19. ANCHOR LANES/ Trade
:30 SPOT 100% ROTATION
“AWWWWW! DOES SOMEONE HAVE A CASE OF ‘THE MONDAYS?!’ WELL, IF
MONDAY IS THE PROBLEM, THEN ANCHOR LANES IN IRMO IS THE
CURE! <SFX: HAPPY CROWD, BALL ROLLING DOWN LANE, CRASHING INTO
PINS> FREE BOWLING FOR EVERYONE MONDAY NIGHTS FROM 10 UNTIL 1 A-
M! THAT'S RIGHT! I SAID IT. FREE BOWLING! MONDAYS JUST WENT FROM
‘AW CRAP IT'S MONDAY!’… TO ‘HEY, THANK GOD IT'S MONDAY!’ FREE
BOWLING AT ANCHOR LANES! GET THERE MONDAY NIGHT AT 10, GET YOUR
LANE, AND BOWL ‘THE MONDAYS’ AWAY AT ANCHOR LANES-- ACROSS FROM
ZAXBY'S, ON LAKE MURRAY BOULEVARD IN IRMO.”
Script for Audio Entry #19 By: Larry Farina
Anchor Lanes Narrative
Anchor Lanes is a locally owned and operated bowling alley. The spot is part of a trade
with the bowling alley and promotes Mondays as fun days with free bowling. The
message is clear and production good but it's the delivery that makes this spot shine.
Writer: David Reed
Voices: Laura Martin / Dave Stewart
Air Date: Feb - March 2014