Till Death Do You Part: A Sims 3 Black Widow Challenge, Husband 9
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2. I am back with the second update this week, Husband 9. Debbie has burned through
90% of her mission already and it’s coming to a close. Soon we will find out which
unlucky soul will end up being buried six feet under after poor Maurice. But if you’ve
read my other chapters, you already know who Husband 10 is going to be. But until
then, this is what happened to that unfortunate French tourist who wandered into
Debbie’s web and met the business end of Winter’s fangs. Enjoy.
3. Debbie’s lust for the kill hadn’t yet been sated, after Oberon she was ready to find the next one.
And it was also time to find a new house, this had been the tomb of five husbands before Maurice
and Debbie was bored of the old Van Gould place. She had accumulated over one million dollars
from her spree and it was time splurge on a fresh new tomb for the last two men who crossed her.
4. Maurice Dupont, a French tourist is an Over-Emotional mess who is also Clumsy,
with a Green Thumb, a Schmoozer, and Athletic. His favourite things in life are
O-positive blood, Western music, and the colour Orange. His LTW is to be a
Creature-Robot Crossbreeder.
5. At their brand new house, the son of Oberon the King of the Fairies, Prince Puck was
about to finally earn his wings. Debbie could care less, she had other priorities for the
moment. So far the former wife of Oberon, Titania had not come to make a play to take
her son, if she even knew about him at all of course.
6. In the Alchemy Room amid the treasure chests his older half brother Winter had brought
back from China, Prince Puck found a glowing bottle of pink liquid in the cabinet that
would finally give him his wings.
7. Prince Puck is now a Computer Whiz. He could find out where his father’s kingdom
came from and who he was. Prince Puck barely remembered his father, he disappeared
on his toddler birthday. According to his older siblings, he was the King of the Fairies
and that had inspired Puck to follow in his father’s footsteps and become a fairy.
8. His mother was not the Queen of the Fairies, she was a witch. And she would be no help in
finding out where his father’s kingdom was. Prince Puck didn’t like how his mother so easily
forgot about his father but without his older siblings there for him and telling them that the same
thing happened to their fathers, Prince Puck would be lost.
9. Debbie clearly had other things on her mind. Maurice was next to add his name to her
long list of victims. Being a witch and Irresistible helped a lot with that, they never
asked questions, her power was too strong.
10. This was too easy. They were putty in her hands. Maurice had been blinded by her love
spell.
11. Elphaba: OWW!! Why did I agree to this?
Winter: Shh, it’s easier not to talk with my mouth full.
12. Elphaba: Ohh…spinny-spinny goes the world…
Winter: Thank you little sister; I needed that.
Elphaba: Ooh if you weren’t my brother…I’d be worried right about now about those
fluttery feelings I have going on. Must be the fact that you nearly drained me dry…
13. A nighttime wedding was a must when your husband to be is highly UV intolerant. It
was the same for Ayden but this house is much nicer than his. Not to mention the full
moon glow making everything look a sickly green colour.
14. When the exchange of rings is overshadowed by the howling of the werewolf shouting
your name to the full moon, it’s just a normal wedding in Moonlight Falls. Param
Singh, consider yourself lucky you survived this long.
15. Vayne: I hope I never have to do this. I like being single. I think I’m scarred for
life on weddings after this long.
Param: You and me both witch boy…
16. If you’ve seen the cake cutting nine times already, you’ve seen it more than enough.
Julian: That poor bastard…he has no idea what’s coming for him. It’s the same
thing coming for me next.
17. But if I don’t show it, the wedding doesn’t count as concluded so here you go. Cake
Cutting #9.
18. Param: Would it kill you to have something raw and bloody for your werewolf guests
Maurice?
Maurice: Bloody does sound good to a vampire. Never underestimate a nice bloody
piece of meat.
Elphaba: And for us non-blood drinking witches, I’m glad you don’t. *hurk*
19. Debbie: How dare you ruin my wedding you stinking pile of flesh!? Be gone!
Yes, Debbie has Magic Hands now. She is so good she doesn’t need a wand anymore. Also she has
tons of LTH points so dropping 20k of them on this is small potatoes.
20. Elphaba: Why should mom be the only one who celebrates today? I found me a sexy
black fairy! I love black!
Victor: Black is the best colour isn’t it?
Victor Bean has been around before, he’s one of the newly spawned fairies but I have no idea
where the game put them because they have no house. Must be the Sims 3 Townie Land then.
21. The next morning Debbie was still trying to complete the second part of her mission, the
kid. But after ten kids it was getting harder and harder to do, perhaps she was older in
body than she looked…no that wasn’t possible. She was still as young and gorgeous as
always. It must be Maurice’s fault.
22. Eventually it worked and for the eleventh time she was pushing out another brat she
didn’t care for. Only Winter mattered the most to her, he was special, her favourite
son…
23. Finn: Poor brat, mom will neglect you just like the rest of us. She really has a
problem with making sons who grow up to hate her doesn’t she? I hate her
already and I’m stuck here until graduation. She killed my father who was a
merman, I will never get to know what the world he came from was like now.
24. And once more the kid was left in a room to his own devices. Jean-Paul Dupont was
born a vampire like his father, with his white-blond hair and her green eyes. He is
Perceptive and Loves the Heat, his favourites include Mac and Cheese, Western
music, and the colour Grey.
25. Vayne: Jean-Paul huh? Do you think it really makes any difference to tell the new kids
about their fathers anymore Winter?
Winter: Did you want to know what happened to your father? I seem to remember you
did. Would you have been better off not knowing that our mother killed him? My father
is the only one she hasn’t killed…and she can’t even if she tried to.
Vayne: No I would want to know. Jean-Paul will be told when he’s older.
26. It seems the Full Moon’s Curse is running theme through out Maurice’s story. Winter
had the infinite spawning Festival Ticket glitch going on in his inventory so he had
well over 17k in tickets. I went and tried to lose some, it did nothing. I did get the large
and small skating rinks though. And since Maurice is Athletic, he’s drawn to it like a
moth to a flame…speaking of flames…
27. What’s that ominous shadow above the rink you ask? Well that my friends is the
result of the Disasters and Blessings mod I put in. What does it do? Well…since
there’s no aliens in this hood (and never will be) I think you may know what it does.
28. Fire and brimstone falling from the sky, dogs and cats living together!! MASS HYSTERIA!! Yes,
that is a line from Ghostbusters 1984. Look at that impact ring, so pretty, so deadly, so…shiny.
Finn: Alright!! Death from above! Who’s crazy now!?
29. Ah, flamey death from the skies above…goodbye expensive ITF sculpture. Burn baby
burn!
30. And then all my excitement died, Maurice, like Billie MacDuff, decided he wanted to be
little Johnny Live-a-Lot…*RAGES* So a secondary impact it was! I am not letting a
good meteor death be spoiled!
31. Ah, there we go. Sims Wiki said a natural meteor death was RARE and without aliens
around, it’s even harder to get. So it recommended this mod and I am not disappointed in
it. But you know what big flamey death means for Sims right? Mothing…
32. But it did get Maurice, and Debbie, and Prince Puck, and Winter, and Vayne, and Finn…but
they survived once I quickly turned off free will when Winter was getting too close to the fires
trying to put it out. And I get to sell 40k’s worth of meteors to make back what Winter spent on
his trips and houses. I came too close to losing my entire household but the meteor death was
worth it.
33. I haven’t had a natural meteor death since my fourth gen heir Michael got nailed by
one in the garden in my Monster Mash challenge, it was Ripley’s fault, his alien spawn
that time. *nods* Anyway, Maurice learned that deadly rocks from space and a
determined writer on the mouse will make sure they get him in the end.
34. Debbie: *they can’t link this to me for once.*
Prince Puck: Poor Maurice! How could an act of nature single out such a nice
man?
35. Maurice: NO!! This can’t be the end already! Who will look after my son!? How will he
even know who I am!? You can’t take me!
Grim: That’s no longer your concern. Space rocks did you in and that is all there is to it.
Come along quietly, I hate arguing with the dead.
36. Finn: That fire was awesome! It was all BOOSH!! And WAHH!! It lit up the
friggin’ sky!! Can we see it again?
Prince Puck: It’s my birthday, doesn’t anyone care?
37. Finn: Mikey says who cares. The fire was better brat.
Prince Puck: Who’s Mikey?
Finn: The last guy to get killed by space rocks, duh…
38. Prince Puck: I won’t even ask how you know that big brother. I know better
than to question your sanity.
Finn: Good call flutter-boy. I don’t question the voices either. Best not to.
39. Prince Puck is now Irresistible like his mother. He sure is shaping up to be a great
future leader if no one can resist him isn’t he? And now that Husband 9 is gone…we
know what’s next don’t we?
40. Debbie: Finally, my mission is nearly over. All I have to is knock on this door…and Julian,
you will be mine and your name will be forever remembered as my tenth and final
victim…wait, are those cats? Damn. I can’t orphan those cute little floofs. My powers
would benefit greatly from having a familiar, or three, around.