Ariel Faylyer gets her honeymoon in Egypt.

1. Teh Faylyers
Chapter 3A
Usually, I play to show off my simming skillzors,
but this time, I'm playing reverse-style, and
letting them have their own way. Let's see how
many failure points I can earn, while still
keeping the family going for 5 generations.
Like the Limbo, How Low Can I Go?

2. “HOOOORAAAAYYYY! Now, you have until Fall there to find a husband
to take with you on your honeymoon. I'm not going to let you put it off
by saying, 'But, Voice, I want to marry a Frenchman,' and then going to
China and Egypt first. You'll marry a man from the future, and You Will
Like It. So there!”
Geez. Chill out, Voice. OK. I'll marry a future man. Not a problem. But
with a pic like that, I have to buy a cool future car, too. Sweet!

3. What's going on here?
Niner: We're trying to water the glow orbs, but can't reach them.
I cleared out the entire garden and waited days to plant anew, and you
still tried to “water the glow orbs” when there was nothing there. I think
it's some kind of euphemism and I don't even want to know what for.
Just stop and get to the portal. We're going to the future.

4. Oh, look! Glow orbs. And they've already been watered. I swear, even
with two gardening plumbots, I still have to manually check it every day,
just to be sure you haven't quit on me, trying to “water the glow orbs”
that exist somewhere else, entirely.
“Maybe they are in the park across the street?”
Well, I never planted them there!

5. “Awwww! How can I be angry at that face? Well, she did put off getting
married for two long chapters. But that face! OK, Ariel. If you marry
and have at least two pregnancies this chapter, then all will be
forgiven.”
In that case, I'm going to dream of vacations every night, so that I can get
level 3 visas in each country, and buy a vacation home, everywhere! It
will be good for the family, you know.

6. So now this is where my descendants live, and not one of them have
green hair! All the descendants I knew before have slipped completely
out of the time stream. But apparently, your plan for me to have
children worked, because there are several in this house.
“How lovely! You can't marry them, so ignore them, for now. Get out
there and find yourself a husband. Someone who will do well on free
will. Insanity is a plus, in this case, so go meet men!”

7. And all of my upgrades have disappeared! I have to upgrade all over
again!
“Sure, sure. After you get married you can upgrade all you want. Or buy
a future home, for all I care. Just get maaaaarrrrriiiiiiieeeed!”
SHEESH! Fine! Shut up, already!

8. But first, I want to paint a masterpiece. I'm a level 10 painter, now, so I
figure I'll paint portraits of the plumbots, and then Niner can paint
portraits of all the torch-holders. That's fair, right?
“I suppose, but you know, that picture is not what you selected. It's not
centered, and looks more like a weird-angled self-portrait.”
It's artistic license. Don't question my genius.

9. My first statue. I have never worn a suit like that. I don't know who
posed for this, but it wasn't me.

10. My second statue. Again, who posed for these things? Well, at least
they got the hair right, but that outfit!

11. My third statue. Err, what? That looks nothing like my trend-setting
outfits I designed!

12. My fourth statue. NOT MY CLOTHES! But at least it's pretty. I like the
skirt. Maybe I'll get a new outfit with a skirt like that.

13. My fifth, final, and lifetime want statue! I'm wearing cargo pants. Wut.
“My condolences on the wardrobe failures, but you weren't actually
present when they sculpted them, and I'm sure they did their best.
They got the face and hair right.”
And my bodacious babs! Yeah, they got that right, so I guess I'll forgive
the rest. I wonder who made them, anyway? Maybe he's handsome?

14. “Felix Finn. I like him, and he's right there at the park. Give him a try.”
OK, Voice. But if we don't hit it off, I find my own choice, OK?
“Fair enough. I won't make you marry a man who makes you struggle to
woo him. I want you both to be happy with each other and good
companions who get along without me micromanaging. After all, I don't
get points if you fight, right?”

15. Voice! He is a great kisser, flirty, and a schmoozer. Who cares what his
other traits are? We got the flirty hearts for each other, so I'm gonna go
ahead and go for it with him!
“YAAAY! Marriage at the community living center, or right there in the
park?”

16. Maybe wedding at the bistro, instead?
“Eh, works for me.”

17. I offered to buy him dinner, but he was too hungry, so he went home.
“Sounds about right.”
Now I'm full, but tired, so I'm going home, to dream about a vacation, and
I'll marry him tomorrow.
“OK. Happy dreams.”

18. Felix: Pretty lady, give me a steak dinner, and I'm yours.
Ariel. My name is Ariel.
Felix: Whatever. Steak dinner?
“Feed that guy fast, before he craps out again. I don't want to spend a
week chasing down a fellow for you.”

19. Look, Felix, it's still too early. The bistro isn't open yet. But I promise
we'll get you a steak brunch, just as soon as we're married. Now just
let me get up the nerve to pop the question.
Felix: OK, but my tummy's rumbling.

20. “Inappropriate with Commitment Issues. Great. Snag him if you can.
Marriage with a flirt-monster like this should be fun! Say, if you spend
your points on that anti-jealousy thing, does that mean you won't get
jealous of his affairs, or just that you can have affairs without him being
angry?”
Want to test it out? Use someone else. I'd rather spend the points
elsewhere, actually.

21. I hope you like antiques, Felix, because this gem is really old. I found it
in the past, and had to cut it before I could bring it here.
Felix: A Rainbow Gem Heart! It's GORGEOUS! Of course I'll take it. I
mean, marry you. Yeah, I'll marry you! We can have an open
relationship, right?
“Fine with me, so long as you give us babies. Twice.”

22. This should please the paparazzi. By the way, I don't care if you become
a celebrity, but I'll take you to the bistro for celebrity opportunities, if you
like. As for working out for four hours, that will pretty much be up to
you. We'll get the treadmill, too, so you can have your choice of
exercises. It's a bit annoying, being interrupted, but the discounts and
freebies are great! I have enough freebies to almost completely furnish
a house, now. BTW, where do you live?

23. Felix: I live with you, of course. Unless you want to move in with me and
my roommates.
“Good grief, no!”
No thanks. I'm glad to have you at my place. You can help me pick out
a home here, and when we have the visa points for them in China,
Egypt and France. But my present home stays put.

24. “On to the wedding breakfast! And is he a fairy? Long life, like you?”
Naw. He's human. I just gave him a fairy blessing, so he can fly for a
few hours. I'm thinking of giving him a potion to turn him into a witch or
a genie or something, though. Just to mix things up with the kids.
“You do that. It'll be fun! You can mix it up every generation, if you want.
Well, YOU can only do one generation, but your descendants...”

25. “And just because we can, and I've never seen it before, I'm insisting that
the two of you jetpack woohoo. A future baby should be conceived in
future style!”
Isn't that dangerous?
“I'll save first.”

26. Felix: Are we going to be interrupted every other interaction, just so
someone can get a picture or an autograph?
Welcome to life with a celebrity. I have to take care of my fans. Where
do you think those discounts and freebies come from?
Felix: Yes, but woohoo? We're still going to woohoo, right?

27. “Wow! Who knew? Jetpacks come with invisibility boosters, so you can
woohoo in public. You fly up and disappear, except you drop hearts
and petals on those down below. Also, woohoo is the only option, no
Try For Baby. I still want a future baby, conceived in future style, so go
see what other woohoo options you have around here, OK?”
OK. And I'll take off the dangerous jetpack. I don't need it.

28. “He has his own jetpack! I think you two had better get busy on
babymaking fast, before he crashes into the ground and kills himself.
Remember, two pregnancies are required!”
I'm on it! Taking him back to the community living center. There are
dream pods. Is that future style enough for you?
“I suppose it will have to do. That guy has a death wish.”

29. Nice future car! That means I don't need to buy one. We can save our
money for a visa level 3 house in Egypt! How do you fancy Egypt for
our honeymoon, by the way? I already have visa level 1 from dreams.
Felix: Egypt sounds cool. Or hot. Anyway, I'd like to visit it, sure. Do
they really have to cook their own meals, there, instead of using a food
synthesizer? And have vehicles with actual wheels that touch the
road?

30. “Wait! That futuristic wardrobe has a Try For Baby option! You can use
the dream pod at home for Pregnancy #2, but go ahead and get
Pregnancy #1 started in the wardrobe. That's future style, and stylin'
too!
Speaking of stylin', can we change his look, please? It needs more
green and yellow.

31. “Wait, what? Why? Why do you need to put on jetpacks to try for baby
in a wardrobe? I shudder to think. Are you going to try to FLY INSIDE
a WARDROBE?!”
You did save, right?
“Oh, you betcha I did!”

32. “No flight. No explosions. Good. No lullabye, bad. Try again.”

33. “What? You were barely in there long enough to blink! You didn't even
tip the wardrobe at all!”
We did it, I swear. See the hearts?

34. “No baby, yet. Three time's the charm?”
But, my husband is about to pass out.
“Even better! Points!”
No, that means he can't... you know. Perform.
“Nertz. Well, try again in the morning, I suppose.”

35. Felix: I got a second wind, baby!
Well, in that case, the dream pod counts for future style, so BABY!

36. “Now that's what I call future-style!”

37. “Seriously? No lullabye? I think we got a defective spouse.”
Nevermind the Voice, love. Look, you're exhausted and I'm tired, so let's
just not worry about it for now. I'm going to dream of vacation, and get
more visa points, and tomorrow, we can go back to the present, and
then start our honeymoon and try for baby in Egypt.
“But... but... future style!”

38. “Let the ISBI really begin. He's exhausted, so he got up out of bed and
came down to the kitchen to stand around, doing absolutely nothing,
while his Flight of Felicity wears off. He plays around with fairy dust,
but I doubt he's actually collecting any. Just standing around, waiting
to pass out or pee himself. Hehehe.”

39. “Huh. Looks like he developed a brain. Well, we'll get those babies and
the fails will come. I have resigned myself to you procreating on the
honeymoon, instead, but please try to get Pregnancy #2 from the
dream bed or futuristic all-in-one at home, please.”
Actually, I was thinking of giving him Flight of Felicity right before we
woohoo, and seeing if he can join me in the fairy house. But we can try
that on the honeymoon, and save future style for home use.

40. “Aww! He's sharing the dream!”
Hey, maybe he can get visa points, too! I wasn't able to dream of
vacation this time, for some reason, so I dreamed about the weather.
But we'll be having lots of vacation dreams at home, I'm sure.
“Great. You can race for visa points in France and China.”

41. If they don't want us jetpack woohooing in public, why do they enable the
option on the jetpacks? I woke up to a notification that I had a scandal
and lost some friends. Again. This time, it was a real thing, though,
and not a false accusation. My first real scandal.
“Maybe the moodlets will go away, if you travel back to the present.”
Yeah. I'll rouse the husband and bots and get us back home, asap.

42. But first, let me take a moment to appreciate the whole Trendesetter
thing, where some random sims dress like me. I dropped the yellow
from my formal dress. Maybe I should change that. Yellow would look
better in the desert, anyway. Felix and I can both get a new look before
our flight to Egypt.

43. OK, Voice, I love the future style as much as you do, but don't forget,
we're living in Moonlight Falls, with vampires and witches and stuff. So,
I got the future wardrobe, for future-style woohooing, as well as
changing our outfits. But for a mirror, I got the magic mirror, instead.
“Yay! I never tried that thing, either. OK, so make your preparations, and
then take your honeymoon. The chapter is almost half over, and still no
babies!”

44. Felix's hair was already a sort of green and yellow, but the shades
weren't quite on point. Now, he is groomed and dressed to please his
wife, which is only proper in a husband.

45. “Wait, are you a witch, now?”
No, but this vacuum cleaner definitely has future style, and it is really fast!
Hoverboards are nice, and all, but I really like this zippy ride much
better. It's faster than the windcarver when I'm on the roads, and the
windcarver is fast when you're off-road, but it just INSISTS on staying
on it, even when you hit a main highway! Jetpacks are fastest, of
course, but also very dangerous.

46. I am now well stocked with elixirs and potions. I'll turn Felix into a witch
on our honeymoon. But now it's late, nearly midnight, and I'm tired. We
will leave on our honeymoon tomorrow.

47. Felix: Oh, honey, I'm waiting!
“While I am disappointed in missing out on passing out points, I must
congratulate you on getting your man to dress like this for your
pleasure.”
Dang! I was going to just dream, but now I think we might have to try for
baby right now! Sexy, Felix! Very sexy!

48. “I heard the lullabye! Future style!”

49. Egypt.
Felix: France
“And yet, I'm sure she'll drag us all to China, for the fishies.”

50. “Yup. There it is.”

51. “What's wrong, Ariel?”
I just realized, I'm going to have morning sickness for the entire vacation.
And it's scheduled to last for eleven days!
“Well, you're allowed to leave early, if you must. The sooner you get
home, the sooner your baby is born, after all.”

52. Alright, you two. You may have noticed that I am in my underwear.
That's because this is my honeymoon. Niner, I'll be taking you to the
bazaar, where you can play for tips to help offset the cost of the trip.
Octavia, I'll be taking you to a fishing spot, and leaving you there.
Then, I'll come back and hope my husband has not killed himself in my
absence. Chop! Chop!

53. Actually, I do need to see if there are opportunities I can complete to get
that visa level up to 3 as soon as possible. I want to build a home here,
after all. Something I can equip with a food synthesizer, an all-in-one
bathroom and a dream pod. My hubby won't have to worry about
taking care of himself in a place like that. In the meantime, I'll take a
stop at the bazaar, when I'm dropping off Niner, to purchase some
necessary items for me and Felix.

54. OK, I got the books I wanted, a few relics, and the camping supplies. I
gave Felix half the food and half the shower cans. Niner is happily
busking. Time to disband this group, group up again without Niner, and
find us a fishing spot. And if I can pick up some copper along the way,
all the better. I have an opportunity to deliver ten copper for some visa
points, but I can't go in a tomb to get it. Hopefully, there will be plenty
on the ground.

55. Poor guy. I should have just left him at base camp, while I distributed the
plumbots. But he can get a quickmeal here from the fridge, and sleep
in the tent. Hopefully, he'll use the tent.
Meanwhile, I have to go around picking up copper. Maybe it's a good
thing this honeymoon is set for eleven days, after all. It takes soooo
long to get around here!

56. Ah! Bread and Jam under the starlight. What could be more romantic?
Seriously, though, this base camp is nothing like the community living
center. I really want that level 3 visa and my own home, as soon as I
can manage it. Even a very simple house, if it has all the amenities,
will do us nicely. All we really need is a dream pod, an all-in-one, and a
food processor. Felix can keep himself occupied with his books and
laser instrument. A simple life is good.

57. I may be busily working on getting us a house here, but that doesn't
mean I can neglect my honeymoon “duties.” Besides, it's fun!
“Yay! And just because it causes a scandal is no reason for you not to
do it. After all, it fills the social and fun bars for you both, and you need
to keep your husband happy, right?”
Oh, nertz! Another scandal. Those moodlets are awful.

58. Excavation sites are a good way to get treasure, if you can't go into a
tomb for it. The sooner I finish the opportunities, the sooner I can have
some PRIVACY for woohooing with my husband.

59. Oh, Felix! I got that message about how attractive you and this woman
find each other. Just because I'm out trying to get us a house doesn't
mean you can just hop into the tent with anyone. And why are you
wearing your sexy underwear, when I know for a fact you took a shower
this morning?

60. So far, so good. He's taking care of himself at the base camp, even if it
does mean flirting with other people. As long as he doesn't go all the
way with them, I guess I shouldn't be angry.

61. When did you plumbots come back to basecamp? Why did you come
back to base camp? Great. Now I have to escort you around again.
Felix: I like having them here.
OH, fine. I'll just do it all myself, and you three can keep each other
company. I'm too busy to shuffle everyone around, anyway. And I
suppose the busking is as good here as anywhere else.

62. I must say, being a fairy would make tomb crawling much easier. You
can fit a fairy house in places a tent never could. And you can drink the
pollen punch for food, and have a party for fun. Yep. Fairies and tomb
crawling is the way to go. Unfortunately, Flight of Felicity may give my
husband the means to fly, but it doesn't allow him to join me in here.

63. Speaking of occult status... BOOM! You're a witch! Now, if you'll excuse
me, I have visa points to earn. Enjoy your magic. Feel free to play with
your wand while I'm away.

64. I got the notice that Felix has a naughty reputation, came back to base
camp to check for more opportunities, and found this. He's flirting with
a complete stranger, right where we had our first honeymoon woohoo!
“Aren't you glad I insisted that you get pregnant before the honeymoon?
You might have to repair the relationship afterwards, for Pregnancy #2.”

65. “What are you doing?”
Felix: Don't bother me, Voice. I have a date.
“Right. Your LTW is to be a Heartbreaker. I am actually curious if you
can do that on free will. Well, please try to be discreet, OK?”
Felix: Whatever, Voice. You can't punish me, like you can my wife.

66. “Actually, Mr. You-Can't-Punish-Me, I think I can. For one thing, once
you complete your purpose in this legacy, I can equip that jet pack you
have in your inventory, and get your wife to ask you to meet her at
various places around town, and let you crash as many times as it
takes. But that's such a quick death. There are others that are more...
lingering.”
Felix: Ummmm... Maybe I'll just talk to a sprite, instead of date?

67. Felix: My wife told me to play with my wand.
“HAHAHA! And while you were doing that, your date came, looked at
you, and ran away! AHAHAHAHAHA! I guess she doesn't like witches
so much.”
Felix: I'll just stay here until I pass out, I guess.

68. Oh, is it the full moon? Here I am, waiting for some gold to spawn
somewhere, so I can collect two more pieces for some visa points, and
fishing for mummy fish until then, and now I have to fend off a zombie
attack. Great.
“You might want to go keep you husband company?”
Naw, I'm good. Fiiiish!

69. See, Voice? Felix has sense enough to go back to base camp and take
care of himself.
“No kidding. He hasn't had a failure, yet.”
Yeah. And I really need ten Mummy Fish for the pond back home. I
already have 10 crocodiles, thanks to Octavia, but she didn't catch any
Mummy Fish. I think I'll just camp here tonight.

70. All the zombies can't resist my Aura of Soothing. And using it while I
sleep just means I can keep it up all night, here in the fairy house. I'll
fish some more in the morning, and make sure I have a good variety,
and then it will be back to visa-scoring.

71. “I see your needs panel, Felix. Hungry, bladdery and exhausted. I'm
going to keep my eye on you. Oh, yes, I will!”

72. “Darn. No failure.”
Felix: The toilet is clogged. Someone needs to unclog it.
“I suppose that means you want me to get Ariel to create a male plumbot,
with the Handibot trait chip, and come back here, just so he can go into
the men's room, and fix the toilet. Nope. Not gonna happen. Live with
the mess.”

73. I'm at 97% to level 3 visa, with two and a half more days, but none of the
available adventures work without tomb crawling, going home to grab
several high-quality pomegranates, or catching insects that aren't
showing up anywhere on the map. I guess I'll just kill some time
learning how to charm snakes, and hope for better tomorrow.
“Well, if all else fails, dream of a vacation when you get home, huh? You
should be able to finish up and buy a home next visit.”

74. Finally! Visa Level 3. All I had to do was apply for a job with this guy
here, and it was enough to push me through. Now I'm supposed to
chat with some other guy, and he's probably going to want me to go to
some tomb. Well, that can wait for a descendant to do. I'll just save
the rest of these “quests” for them. For now, I have what I want: The
right to buy a plot of land and build a home for my family, right here in
Al Simhara, and have all the comforts we want. No more tents!

75. Well, I bought the Lotus Oasis, because it has its own fishing hole. But it
also has no walls, except around the toilet. I also bought this lovely
green piece of land, right on the banks of the Nile. It's empty, but with
$7000 left in cash and a whole lot of freebies in the family inventory, I
should be able to come up with something manageable. And yes, we'll
have food. I have three pre-programmed and upgraded food
synthesizers ready to go, one in each country.

76. Without selling any of my freebies in the family inventory, I have
purchased everything we need to get by. The programming and
upgrade have been lost from the food synthesizer, but I can fix it right
back up. Not a problem. We have just over $100 left. I intend to
harvest some pomegranates to plant, if I can find them, or buy them if
necessary, and plant a garden here, that will allow my descendants to
use the pomegranates for that particular “adventure.”

77. Perfect quality angel food cake. I can get a longer lasting moodlet, I
suppose, from a real kitchen, but I can make ambrosia on my next visit.
In the meantime, this will do for moodlets, well enough. I'll upgrade the
all-in-one to be self-cleaning, and then I'll spend the rest of the visit
fishing. When I'm not woohooing with my husband, that is.

78. I found a lovely garden, with some pomegranates ready to harvest.
Some other fruits and vegetables, as well. It's enough to get the
garden started, and my future descendants will be able to turn in good
or better quality pomegranates, without having to bring them from
home. Although, with two plumbots, I believe I will bring at least some
variety of produce from home to get set up here, as well. If only I could
find some more money tree seeds!

79. In addition to a nearby garden, this house also has two ponds stocked
with some Chinese fish. It's very expensive, but if one of my
descendants also manages to earn level 3 visa, and saves enough
money, perhaps they can buy this lovely Egyptian mansion, for a
luxurious “home away from home.” For now, I think it will be some time
before I can afford another vacation. I'll be needing to buy a crib, soon.

80. I caught one of the Chinese fish, and it was just enough to get me that
7500 wish I've been saving forever! Hooray!
“I am so glad. It's been clogging up your wish panel for ages. Now,
maybe, you can think of something else?”
Well, I do still want to create an Around the World Fishing Pond for sims
to enjoy. And to earn a weekly income from it, of course.

81. Let's get those visa points for China! A longer stay means more time to
earn visa levels and more time to catch fish! I need at least 10 of every
kind to open my fishing park. That may very well take multiple trips.
“I have a feeling you'll manage it. And you chose an able husband. No
ISBI fails from him, yet. The China base camp is even better than the
Egyptian one, with a full kitchen, and everything. Bring along
ingredients, and you can cook anything.”

82. It's only pomegranates, limes, grapes and tomatoes right now, but there
are plenty of them. I do mean to come back and expand the garden, as
well as build a proper house. But this is enough for the next visit, at
least. We should have good quality pomegranates soon enough for the
next person who wants visa points, or just ancient coins.

83. What the heck, woman?! If you're so hungry, stop ordering up more food
and just eat something, already! How many servings of how many
different dishes do you need to get?!
Also, thanks for making my all-in-one filthy. What did you do in there to
get it that dirty, that fast?
Bahiti: You don't want to know. Ugh, my intestines!

84. Bahiti: I am STARVING! FEED ME!
Get out of my “house,” woman! First you date my husband, and now you
put food all over my lawn for my plumbots to clean up. You're annoying
me. If you're still here when I wake up, I will attack you.
Bahiti: Feeeeeed meeeeeee!

85. Bahiti: You are lousy hosts. You're letting me just starve, and I'm
exhausted, too. Plus, your toilet is a mess. And your food synthesizer
squirted water on me!
Woman, did you break my level 4 food synthesizer? I will kilzzzz when I
wake upzzzzz
“Hah! Heavy sleeper.”

86. You cheated on me with that filthy woman! Then you let her trash our
home!
Felix: Aw, come on! You knew I had commitment issues when you
married me.
You were SUPPOSED to be DISCREET! You weren't! It's still your fault!
JERK!

87. CRASH!
“Well, on the plus side, you don't have to deal with that homewrecking
moment. On the minus side, you've gone back to this.”
Look at it this way, Voice. More loading screens means more happiness
points for all of us. Even the bots!

88. “Ugh. Bahiti is at it again, Felix found his jetpack without any help from
me, some random man is looking ready to pass out on the lawn, and
you're just reading a book.”
It will earn me some ancient coins.
“If your husband dies, that's -10 points. But, hey! I'm kind of going for
that, so yeah! Let him fly!”

89. Why, Bahiti? WHY?!

90. Something went horribly wrong on the return flight! If we ever get
untangled from each other, then we'll only ever take the train, from now
on!
“Oh, that really does look painful. That must be why the Transit Authority
insists on a two-day waiting period between international flights.”

91. “Well, finally! You know, you were supposed to give birth twice during
THIS chapter, so I'll still have to find a way to punish you. And Felix,
too.”
Whatever. I'm happy right now.
“You can't afford a nursery. Your screaming child will keep everyone
from sleeping, FOREVER!”

92. I'm a heavy sleeper with a RoboNanny and an inventory full of stuff to
sell.
“DANG IT!”

93. “You realize that I can get another man for the second pregnancy, right?”
Felix: What was that, Voice?
“I understand there's a rich, insane, single man in France who would fit
into an ISBI quite nicely. So you just keep your jetpack, boy. See if I
care that you keep putting it on without my sayso. Nyah! Nyah!”

94. Felix: I have 15,000 happiness points, and I just wished for a girl.
“Well, I'm claiming 10,000 of those happiness points for the benefit of the
family. Someone can get a free vacuum cleaner to ride, even if you die
now. And if you survive to see your daughter born, I'll buy another
one.”

95. “And I'm taking all the good stuff out of your inventory and putting it into
my torch-holder's. You don't need a tent, or rations or shower cans,
and you obviously don't need that future-style car you never use. You
can keep the laser instrument and the street art kit, and your holo
sprite, wand, and high school diploma. And of course, your jetpack,
since you're wearing it. If you die, it won't be a big loss. I will shed no
tears for you.”

96. “How does this not kill you?”
Felix: I'm a future sim, Voice! I'm invincible on a jet pack! You'll see!
“I'll be watching you, boy.”

97. “And now that you're all funned-up, I suppose you'll go to bed, without
passing out, and making this 'negative-points' plan of mine just wither
on the vine.”
Felix: Yup!
“Curse you! I've set myself up in competition with the Idanezy ISBI! Do
you know how many fails I need?!

98. “You sims, being all cute at me. You make failure really hard for me.
This was supposed to be my vengeance on the game, for going all
kerfluey, and making me uninstall and reinstall and play pure vanilla.
And now, you're not even suffering. Dang it! And you make me really
want to take you to China, too. I love Shang Simla and all those fish.
Maybe I'll spend your next 10,000 points on a Prepared Traveller
reward, since you seem to be in no danger of crashing and burning.”

99. “And on this cuteness, I'll end the chapter. Happy Simming! Maybe next
time we'll have some actual mayhem.”

100. The points:
Self-wetting: 1 x -5 = -5
Failing school : n x -5 = y
NPC visit: n x -5 = y
Passing Out: 2 x -5 = -10
Accidental Deaths: n x -10 = y
Social Worker Visit: n x -15 = y
Birth: n x +5 = y
Twin Birth: n x +10 = y
Triplet Birth: n x +15 = y
Fulfilling LTW: n x +40 = y
Honour roll: n x +5 = y
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait for a whole generation of children: n x +10 = y
Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: n x +5 = y
Having a spouse reach the top of their career: n x +10 = y
Every $100,000: 5 x +20 = +100