2. Meet Ivy Whysper, a family romance Sim who’s lifetime wish is to have 6 grandkidies…well that can be arranged honey. Ivy: shut it bitch…I know what your going to do, like you do to all of the *beeping* females in these legacy! I ain’t no *beeping* baby machine ya hear? Whatever you say…whatever you say… Ivy: and quit censoring me! You *beeping* *beep* *Beep* as you can tell she has no nice point…She’s also a Gemini 4/6/10/5/0 I hope her kids aren’t as mean… Anyway this is what she did first thing I guess…, this is her temporary home untill I can download a better one Ivy: you better you dumb shitz. Do you want me ruin you life, if you shut up and be nice I get to let you kiss a lot of boys… Ivy: meh…whatever, if it weren’t for me you wouldn’t have a *beeping* legacy. I could use someone else…anyway back to writing this and not arguing with a Sim.
3. He’s pretty cute…to bad he’s a teen… Ivy: seen better your not ever a day old yet! Ivy: still… After Ivy has a job in the military, she decided that she needed a man Ivy: no…YOU want me to have a man! Anyway, not going to bar’s, she called the matchmaker, here she is right now, little did Ivy know that she will need a cheats help to find someone acceptable. Ivy: cause they weren’t that great.
4. Guy number 1, a grocery delivery guy! Ivy: next! GTFO fug he’s not that bad… Ivy: he was hard to get, so next! So after vain attempt to charm him, Ivy turned to playing toss with him, where she found her hobby! How exciting! Ivy: *sarcastic* your enthusiasm makes me happy, can we move on now. Yeah yeah, he wasn't to fun anyway.
5. Second try! A cop! Yummy! Ivy: he’s not to good looking, I don’t want my babies to have those cheek bones! Oh so you want kids now? Ivy: well I kinda have to have kids anyway, just two alright? No more then too. >:] hahahah Ivy: >_< TWO! Cop: uhhh who are you talking to? Ivy: oh nothing…NEXT!! Third time! Damn this is getting old! Ivy: what is with all these service people?! And this one is fug, I wouldn’t even want to kiss him even if you gave me 1000000000 simoleons! *gags* NEXT you do know you were attracted to all of these men right? Ivy: dude I was tottaly drunk! Right…anyway…Next!
6. DAMN MATCHMAKER!! WHY DO YOU GIVE ME THESE SERVICE PEOPLE!!! At least this one is cute… Ivy: mmmmmmm hubba hubba… For the next pages I will spam their relationship.
7. Note the Alpha of the pack, you will see what happends…
8. He spots them. Growls cause he doesn’t like PDA Then starts a fight with another AOP cause I have a hack for that Then both watch them kiss. AOP are creepy like that…
9. Anyway, after their date, she had to to work, and she brought home him, who’s pretty cute to boot! She called Mr.Gardener, who didn’t have a phone (the bastard) Ivy: how come you can swear? Not now, I’m telling a story. So I checked him out…three bolter! I was like H0ly $h1tz!! And they got it on pretty quickly! So this happened after a hop skip and a jump After moving in and giving the household 13,000!
10. So they woohoo, I didn’t try for baby, cause I want a better house for that, I may have to cheat…hmmm and I get to see how she doesn’t care about who see’s her walk outside in her underwear… Ivy: what? I know they know I’m hot! But your going to be a married woman soon >:3 Ivy: NEVAR!!! Ivy: DAMNIT! BWAHAHAHA!!!
