1. Wait did i say I had a luv lyf
Thts y my blog is cald
furevr alone duh
Lol i dont have 1
wut

2. • lol i dont hav a luv lyf
• im furever alone ha
Look red 4 da
color of luv
• im gona die alone wit 72 cats
• i cant talk 2 boys Dey all want luv thts y dey all c it and
shit
• uh ya
• i alredy hav 2 cats so im on a role here
• i only seem to lkei celebrities tht liv
2434622352364 miles away
• nd boys i hav no chance wit
• whts da point of hottt boys if i cant hav 1
• sry im not original

3. • um yea
• basicaly covrd evrything
• um i mite hav a crush
• but i mite be doin it rong
• r boys supposed leik me Oh look its kitty cats in luv
haha
• wut
Dey r prolly drunk so go home
• hes my age
• but hes super populr
Roses r symbls of luv rite
Bcuz ive never gotn 1
Lol cat lady

4. Dey say luv wil find a way
im caling bullshit
Lyk sersly cmon boys cum get dis
aw lok tru luv so cuTE
Ew he is rely ugly look at him tho

5. Here r sum ppl tht r in luv
Straight ppl r cool 2
Look he is giving her roses he
wubs her
Girls can b in luv 2
Tht mkes dem a
lesbian
Dont get tht conusd wit thesbian 2 difrent tings
Gays r my fav cuz dey r sassy
and sweet to gurls

6. • oh look so lonely
• again, gona die wit 80
kittens
• no boyfriend
• my lover is my fridge
• and my computer
• and maybe my cat
• no valentine
• only fanfiction

7. Lol its ariel i worship
Forever alone her
Um there may or may not
be sum1 i attend skool wit
Dis shows my frustashun
Cats r my
bestie
Can boys just disappear so i can But den he
just eat food came along
pls and took it
again
He is so cute he stole my
hart first