This document provides tips for surviving as a tester based on stories that portray testing as easy but can turn difficult. It summarizes that: 1. Documentation is often lacking, tools are imperfect, and real-life projects introduce challenges beyond what stories suggest. 2. Risk-driven testing is recommended over artifact-driven testing to understand core functionality and risks through techniques like premortems and risk lists. 3. Using oracles like documentation, common sense, and experience can help spot problems, but oracles have more depth than commonly understood. 4. Automation should support testing by being consistent and efficient with short, deterministic scripts rather than replacing testing or focusing on end-to-end UI tests