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The SecondComing?
Russell Grenning
There are manyadvantagestolivinginQueensland –beautiful one day,perfectthe next –and we
loyal QueenslandersproudlyboastthatitisGod’sOwn Country.
Andthat is noidle boast – in fact,God chose Queensland forthe SecondComingof Christ.The
wisdomof that decisioncannotbe disputedandmyfaithinthe infallibilityof Godhasbeenfurther
strengthenedbythisRevelation.
Yes,Jesushasreturnedandthistime he is knownbyhisearthlyname of Brian LeonardGolightly
Marshall and he liveswithhisgoodladywife inthe hamletof ToogoomonQueensland’sFraser
Coast northof Brisbane.
I knowof this RevealedTruthfromBrian’sFacebookpage – he informsthathis birthdate isJanuary
11, 1944 –and he announces, “TheChrist is here already,reborn to theearth on January 11, 1944.”
Andto back up that Revelation,he gravelynotesthathe ( or, perhaps, He) has been “Rejected,
abused mocked,hated and crucified twice by first the Jewsin 33AD and then all so called Christians
practicing whoredomsince1944.”
Thislife of Brian – as opposedtothe other“Life of Brian”, the 1979 Monty Pythonmovie –isvery
serious.If she wasalive,Iverymuchdoubtour Brian’smotherwouldsayanythingfrightful asBrian’s
motherinthe movie, “He’snotthe Messiah.He’s a very naughty boy!Now,pissoff!”
Frankly,I’mamazedthatour State’stourismpromotionoutfithasn’tbeenmore proactive about
promotingToogoom – well,tobe honest,evenmore thanmildlyactive. The TourismQueensland
website merelynotes, “Looking fora tranquilbeach destination with affordableaccommodation and
greatfishing?The seasidevillage of Toogoomisjusta 15 minutedrive fromHarvey Bay on the Fraser
Coast.”
Notone wordabouthow the SecondCominghappenstobe domiciledthere!Itmakessense thathe
(or isit He?) chose thisspotbecause itismodestand humble –justlike him(Him?) –providinglow-
cost accommodationandgreatfishingjustlike the spotwhere the FirstCominghappened.
Am I the onlyone whocan see the hint?Jesus(the firsttime around) said,accordingtoMatthew
4:19, “And He saithunto them,‘Followme, and I will makeyou fishersof men’.” The fact that
Toogoompromisesgreatfishingisaparable,aprophesyanda Revelation.The appallinggeneral
ignorance of thisundeniablefactsimplyprovestome that there are none as blindasthose whowill
not see.Incidentally,forthose whoaren’tstudentsof the Bible,thismore orlessresembles
Jeremiah5:21, Go lookit up.
Now,I doconcede that the more cynical of youmightquestionBrian’sbonafidesbut,before you
dismiss him(Him?) andhis(His?) mightyworksconsiderthis.OnAugust30,2002, he (He?) posteda
formal notice onhiswebsite, “To theattention of all politician and governmentagenciesfromthe
Federal to State parliamentsof Australia – I Brian Leonard Golightly Marshalldo hereby declare That
I amthe Christ and makeclaim for all territories dedicated to me by Pedro FernandezdeQuiros.”
If you are wonderingwhothatPedrois,he wasa Portuguese navigatorinthe service of the Kingof
Spainwhosetout to find “Terra Australis”, the mythical GreatSouthLand. Well,he didn’tactually
and neitherdidhe mentionanydedicationof hisreal orimagineddiscoveriestoBrianbut,then
again,he diedratheryoungat about50 in 1614 andthat dedicationmaywell have beenlostorsadly
overlooked.
Woulditsurprise youthat Pedrowasregardedbythe endof hislife asan obsessedcrank?Well,that
mightbe true butat leastitprovesthatBrian,whenhe was “away” from33AD to 1944AD keptin
touch withworldevents.
Nowfor the absolute clincheraboutBrian’sveracity –he has a letterwrittenbythe formerPope
Benedictsinginghispraisesandsaying,amongmanywondrousthings, “You see,many daysago Mr
Brian Marshallsentme photographsof Himand the MostHoly Shroud of Turin – He actually looksso
much like thatof the Holy Image on the Shroud.Thereis no otherexplanation.Heis simply theLord
JesusChrist Almighty....Heis the MostRoyalMan Alive, the King of Kings...TheMessiah,Almighty
and Everlasting.HaveFaith in Him.”
ActuallyPope Benedictwaspoisedtoannounce Brian asThe SecondComingbutthe planwas
abortedby the interventionof the Anti-Christ,perhapsbetterknownasPope Francis.Prince Charles
isalso the Anti-Christandseemstobe behindeverydarkanddastardlydeeddesigned,saysBrian,
“to reducethe world population by actsof mayhem.”
Understandably,giventhatBrianisthe SecondComing,he (He?) has “established Miracle Water in
defianceof the World orderand bring relief to any who wish to participatein the miracle curesI have
developed forthe sakeof humanity.”
As soonas I have ascertainedIcan geta Medicare rebate forMiracle Water, I’moff to Toogoom.

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The Second Coming

  • 1. The SecondComing? Russell Grenning There are manyadvantagestolivinginQueensland –beautiful one day,perfectthe next –and we loyal QueenslandersproudlyboastthatitisGod’sOwn Country. Andthat is noidle boast – in fact,God chose Queensland forthe SecondComingof Christ.The wisdomof that decisioncannotbe disputedandmyfaithinthe infallibilityof Godhasbeenfurther strengthenedbythisRevelation. Yes,Jesushasreturnedandthistime he is knownbyhisearthlyname of Brian LeonardGolightly Marshall and he liveswithhisgoodladywife inthe hamletof ToogoomonQueensland’sFraser Coast northof Brisbane. I knowof this RevealedTruthfromBrian’sFacebookpage – he informsthathis birthdate isJanuary 11, 1944 –and he announces, “TheChrist is here already,reborn to theearth on January 11, 1944.” Andto back up that Revelation,he gravelynotesthathe ( or, perhaps, He) has been “Rejected, abused mocked,hated and crucified twice by first the Jewsin 33AD and then all so called Christians practicing whoredomsince1944.” Thislife of Brian – as opposedtothe other“Life of Brian”, the 1979 Monty Pythonmovie –isvery serious.If she wasalive,Iverymuchdoubtour Brian’smotherwouldsayanythingfrightful asBrian’s motherinthe movie, “He’snotthe Messiah.He’s a very naughty boy!Now,pissoff!” Frankly,I’mamazedthatour State’stourismpromotionoutfithasn’tbeenmore proactive about promotingToogoom – well,tobe honest,evenmore thanmildlyactive. The TourismQueensland website merelynotes, “Looking fora tranquilbeach destination with affordableaccommodation and greatfishing?The seasidevillage of Toogoomisjusta 15 minutedrive fromHarvey Bay on the Fraser Coast.” Notone wordabouthow the SecondCominghappenstobe domiciledthere!Itmakessense thathe (or isit He?) chose thisspotbecause itismodestand humble –justlike him(Him?) –providinglow- cost accommodationandgreatfishingjustlike the spotwhere the FirstCominghappened. Am I the onlyone whocan see the hint?Jesus(the firsttime around) said,accordingtoMatthew 4:19, “And He saithunto them,‘Followme, and I will makeyou fishersof men’.” The fact that Toogoompromisesgreatfishingisaparable,aprophesyanda Revelation.The appallinggeneral ignorance of thisundeniablefactsimplyprovestome that there are none as blindasthose whowill not see.Incidentally,forthose whoaren’tstudentsof the Bible,thismore orlessresembles Jeremiah5:21, Go lookit up. Now,I doconcede that the more cynical of youmightquestionBrian’sbonafidesbut,before you dismiss him(Him?) andhis(His?) mightyworksconsiderthis.OnAugust30,2002, he (He?) posteda formal notice onhiswebsite, “To theattention of all politician and governmentagenciesfromthe Federal to State parliamentsof Australia – I Brian Leonard Golightly Marshalldo hereby declare That I amthe Christ and makeclaim for all territories dedicated to me by Pedro FernandezdeQuiros.”
  • 2. If you are wonderingwhothatPedrois,he wasa Portuguese navigatorinthe service of the Kingof Spainwhosetout to find “Terra Australis”, the mythical GreatSouthLand. Well,he didn’tactually and neitherdidhe mentionanydedicationof hisreal orimagineddiscoveriestoBrianbut,then again,he diedratheryoungat about50 in 1614 andthat dedicationmaywell have beenlostorsadly overlooked. Woulditsurprise youthat Pedrowasregardedbythe endof hislife asan obsessedcrank?Well,that mightbe true butat leastitprovesthatBrian,whenhe was “away” from33AD to 1944AD keptin touch withworldevents. Nowfor the absolute clincheraboutBrian’sveracity –he has a letterwrittenbythe formerPope Benedictsinginghispraisesandsaying,amongmanywondrousthings, “You see,many daysago Mr Brian Marshallsentme photographsof Himand the MostHoly Shroud of Turin – He actually looksso much like thatof the Holy Image on the Shroud.Thereis no otherexplanation.Heis simply theLord JesusChrist Almighty....Heis the MostRoyalMan Alive, the King of Kings...TheMessiah,Almighty and Everlasting.HaveFaith in Him.” ActuallyPope Benedictwaspoisedtoannounce Brian asThe SecondComingbutthe planwas abortedby the interventionof the Anti-Christ,perhapsbetterknownasPope Francis.Prince Charles isalso the Anti-Christandseemstobe behindeverydarkanddastardlydeeddesigned,saysBrian, “to reducethe world population by actsof mayhem.” Understandably,giventhatBrianisthe SecondComing,he (He?) has “established Miracle Water in defianceof the World orderand bring relief to any who wish to participatein the miracle curesI have developed forthe sakeof humanity.” As soonas I have ascertainedIcan geta Medicare rebate forMiracle Water, I’moff to Toogoom.