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Trying to save our beer– climate change worriers get serious
Russell Grenning
I don’tknowaboutyou butI will nevereverforgivemyself forforgettingEarthHourwhichhappened
on Saturday28 March last.
Everyyear we are askedto switchthe lightsoff foran hour from8.30pm and lastyearthis wasto
save the Great Barrier Reef.Itmusthave workedbecause onlyinMaythe UN’sWorldHeritage
Committee made adraftrecommendationnottolistthe reef asendangered.
Accordingto the Earth Hour folks,some 7,001 citiesin152 nationsaroundthe worldhave embraced
thiseco-miracle strategy.I’mhumbledtothinkthatthatlast yearbillionsof people aroundthe world
switchedoff theirlightsanddidsomethingwithacandle justforus.
Earth Hour is a fabulouslyworthwhileprojectfearlessly,bravely,courageouslyandbravelydrivenby
the World Wildlife Fundandlastyearwe sat inthe dark for nearly 63 minutes justtodemonstrate
our full-bloodedcommitment.Nohalf-measuresforuswhenitcomestosavingthe environment.
But, andthe shame of it,we forgot all aboutEarth Hour thisyear.And thisyearthe issue isserious –
far more seriousthantriflinglittle thingslike savingthe GreatBarrierReef which,inanycase,
doesn’tneedsavingafterall.
Yes,the message thisyearwasthat, “Quite simply, - we’re heading into a beer crisis.” How couldI
have missedthat?
Ponderthisif youwill fromEarth Hour: “To makethe tastiestbeer, you need the best starch.To get
the beststarch,you need the best malted grains.And to make thebest grains,you need the best
crops,which rely on healthy and consistentweatherconditions.”
Theygo on and onabout howclimate extremesinAustraliahave apparentlygottenworse since
1950 and, “long story short,theunimaginablehashappened:we’reheading into a beercrisis.”
Nowthishitme like athunderbolt –there isevena special website –savetheales.org.au –which
featuresyoungchapssobbingintotheirpints. Iknow how theyfeel asIhave,inthe past, weptthe
occasional tearovera refreshingdrinkbutnot,sofar as I can recall,aboutthe dangersof climate
change.
Initially,Ithoughtthe “savethe ales” campaignwas,forgive abad pun,a hangoverfromthe “save
the whales”campaignwitha spellingerror.Inanycase,whalesdon’tneedsavinganymore except
fromthe Japanese whouse whale meatinrestaurantsforscientificresearch.
Earth Hour soberlyannounced, “In a 2014 study published in the Journalof Cereal Science,University
of Queensland researcherPeterGous warned thatclimate changecould affecttheamountand
qualityof starch found in barley,which,when malted,is a majoringredientin beer. This would leave
brewerswith two options:to accept theloss of quality,and produceless tasty beer; or to invest more
in their crops to protect themfromwaterstress,and passthat costinto the beerdrinkers.”
“That’swhy the ‘SavetheAles’ campaign isrunning aspart of Earth Hour, encouraging beerdrinkers
acrossAustralia to go outand celebrate Earth Housewith the Aussiebeer that they love,beforeit is
too late.”
Am I beingtoopickywhenInote that, verypossibly,the keywordsinall of this are “could affect”?
NowI’mwaitingforsome science boffintoproduce researchshowingthatclimate change “could
affect”the qualityof wine grapes andthat we shouldhave a “SavetheWines” campaign.Andwhat
aboutall of that natural goodnessthatgoesintoscotch,gin,brandy andthe rest?The listcouldgo
on and on.
My partnerwouldbe the firstto tell youthatI have sat – or, allegedly,slumped - inthe darkfor
hoursaftera briskquaffingsessionbutnow Ihave the bestresponse whenaccusedof allegedly
passingoutby retortingthatit ismy contributiontothe “Savethe Ales” campaignand,by logical
extension,tosavingthe planetfromclimate change catastrophes.Whocoulddispute that?
I’mfar more environmentallyconsciousthanevenIthoughtIwas.
I am concernedthatthisotherwise veryworthwhile campaignnaturallyexcludesthe youngsters –
howevermucha greenie youmightbe,thatisnoexcuse tohand outbooze to the kiddies.Then
again,kiddiesshouldbe all grateful thatwe environmentally-awaregrown-upsare gettingstuckinto
the amberfor theirsakes,fortheirfuture infact.
Whateveryoudo,don’tforgetEarth Hour in 2016 – it’son March 19 – and,as yet,the organisers
have yetto decide ona specifictheme.
Meanwhile,Iwill continue withmyownpersonal crusade to “Savethe Ales”.

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Trying to save our beer

  • 1. Trying to save our beer– climate change worriers get serious Russell Grenning I don’tknowaboutyou butI will nevereverforgivemyself forforgettingEarthHourwhichhappened on Saturday28 March last. Everyyear we are askedto switchthe lightsoff foran hour from8.30pm and lastyearthis wasto save the Great Barrier Reef.Itmusthave workedbecause onlyinMaythe UN’sWorldHeritage Committee made adraftrecommendationnottolistthe reef asendangered. Accordingto the Earth Hour folks,some 7,001 citiesin152 nationsaroundthe worldhave embraced thiseco-miracle strategy.I’mhumbledtothinkthatthatlast yearbillionsof people aroundthe world switchedoff theirlightsanddidsomethingwithacandle justforus. Earth Hour is a fabulouslyworthwhileprojectfearlessly,bravely,courageouslyandbravelydrivenby the World Wildlife Fundandlastyearwe sat inthe dark for nearly 63 minutes justtodemonstrate our full-bloodedcommitment.Nohalf-measuresforuswhenitcomestosavingthe environment. But, andthe shame of it,we forgot all aboutEarth Hour thisyear.And thisyearthe issue isserious – far more seriousthantriflinglittle thingslike savingthe GreatBarrierReef which,inanycase, doesn’tneedsavingafterall. Yes,the message thisyearwasthat, “Quite simply, - we’re heading into a beer crisis.” How couldI have missedthat? Ponderthisif youwill fromEarth Hour: “To makethe tastiestbeer, you need the best starch.To get the beststarch,you need the best malted grains.And to make thebest grains,you need the best crops,which rely on healthy and consistentweatherconditions.” Theygo on and onabout howclimate extremesinAustraliahave apparentlygottenworse since 1950 and, “long story short,theunimaginablehashappened:we’reheading into a beercrisis.” Nowthishitme like athunderbolt –there isevena special website –savetheales.org.au –which featuresyoungchapssobbingintotheirpints. Iknow how theyfeel asIhave,inthe past, weptthe occasional tearovera refreshingdrinkbutnot,sofar as I can recall,aboutthe dangersof climate change. Initially,Ithoughtthe “savethe ales” campaignwas,forgive abad pun,a hangoverfromthe “save the whales”campaignwitha spellingerror.Inanycase,whalesdon’tneedsavinganymore except fromthe Japanese whouse whale meatinrestaurantsforscientificresearch. Earth Hour soberlyannounced, “In a 2014 study published in the Journalof Cereal Science,University of Queensland researcherPeterGous warned thatclimate changecould affecttheamountand qualityof starch found in barley,which,when malted,is a majoringredientin beer. This would leave brewerswith two options:to accept theloss of quality,and produceless tasty beer; or to invest more in their crops to protect themfromwaterstress,and passthat costinto the beerdrinkers.”
  • 2. “That’swhy the ‘SavetheAles’ campaign isrunning aspart of Earth Hour, encouraging beerdrinkers acrossAustralia to go outand celebrate Earth Housewith the Aussiebeer that they love,beforeit is too late.” Am I beingtoopickywhenInote that, verypossibly,the keywordsinall of this are “could affect”? NowI’mwaitingforsome science boffintoproduce researchshowingthatclimate change “could affect”the qualityof wine grapes andthat we shouldhave a “SavetheWines” campaign.Andwhat aboutall of that natural goodnessthatgoesintoscotch,gin,brandy andthe rest?The listcouldgo on and on. My partnerwouldbe the firstto tell youthatI have sat – or, allegedly,slumped - inthe darkfor hoursaftera briskquaffingsessionbutnow Ihave the bestresponse whenaccusedof allegedly passingoutby retortingthatit ismy contributiontothe “Savethe Ales” campaignand,by logical extension,tosavingthe planetfromclimate change catastrophes.Whocoulddispute that? I’mfar more environmentallyconsciousthanevenIthoughtIwas. I am concernedthatthisotherwise veryworthwhile campaignnaturallyexcludesthe youngsters – howevermucha greenie youmightbe,thatisnoexcuse tohand outbooze to the kiddies.Then again,kiddiesshouldbe all grateful thatwe environmentally-awaregrown-upsare gettingstuckinto the amberfor theirsakes,fortheirfuture infact. Whateveryoudo,don’tforgetEarth Hour in 2016 – it’son March 19 – and,as yet,the organisers have yetto decide ona specifictheme. Meanwhile,Iwill continue withmyownpersonal crusade to “Savethe Ales”.