This document proposes an "ultimate sales function" that reimagines the traditional sales model. It argues that sales is primarily an inside function and team endeavor, rather than an outside individual pursuit. The proposed model centralizes sales opportunities, customer service, and field support under one function. Concerns about this approach like maintaining personal relationships or sales commissions are addressed. The goal is to move from the traditional model of salespeople averaging just a couple business development meetings per week to a more coordinated team approach.