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Somebody has to do something, and it’s just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us. ,[object Object]

Our plan is to invent some sort of doohickey that everyone wants to buy. ,[object Object]

I got a lot of Ph.D.-types and smart people around me who come into the Oval Office and say, 'Mr. President, here's what's on my mind.' And I listen carefully to their advice. But having gathered the device, I decide, you know, I say, 'This is what we're going to do. ,[object Object]

I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty. ,[object Object]

I used to think that the problem with American business was a lack of focus. Now I realize that it’s a lack of courage. ,[object Object]

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it. ,[object Object]

The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes. ,[object Object]

No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. ,[object Object]

I heard somebody say, 'Where's (Nelson) Mandela?' Well, Mandela's dead. Because Saddam killed all the Mandelas. ,[object Object]

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories... ,[object Object]

If you are too busy to laugh, you are too busy. ,[object Object]

“I hate quotations.” ,[object Object]

In the future, it will become increasingly obvious that your competitors are just as clueless as you are. ,[object Object],[object Object]

After all is said and done, more is said than done. ,[object Object]

If my film makes one more person feel miserable, I’ll feel like I’ve done my job. ,[object Object]

I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in 20 minutes. It's about Russia. ,[object Object]

There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame on --shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again. ,[object Object],[object Object]

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. ,[object Object]

What a waste it is to lose one’s mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is. ,[object Object]

Today is a good day to create a new paradigm and tell everyone about it. Put it in PowerPoint so it doesn’t seem so obvious. ,[object Object]

If morale is low it’s because the employees have character defects. There’s nothing you can do about that. ,[object Object]

You work three jobs? ... Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that. ,[object Object]

I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy — but that could change. ,[object Object]

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart. ,[object Object]

USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75% of the population. ,[object Object]

I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. ,[object Object]

Users don’t read the manual. ,[object Object]

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be “meetings.” ,[object Object]

It’s probably dangerous if you can explain to somebody the differences between “re-engineering”, “down-sizing”, and “right-sizing.” ,[object Object]

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