This document provides a horoscope for product managers in 2017, describing characteristics and predictions for different "Product" personality types: - Product Ministers are great mentors to their team who excel at working across functions and harmonizing portfolios to ensure everyone wins. - Product Mediators are masters of alliances who can resolve channel conflicts, important for helping products succeed in complex markets. - Product Mavricks are true entrepreneurs willing to take risks and disrupt big players, making this a good year to raise money. - Product Magicians always deliver breakthrough ideas and innovations by keeping their eye on the market for disruption opportunities.