1. The document is a collection of jokes and humorous anecdotes involving students and teachers.
2. The jokes poke fun at literal interpretations of questions, misunderstandings between students and teachers, and witty responses from students.
3. Common themes include students finding loopholes in or misunderstanding questions from teachers, as well as students saying unexpected or cheeky things that amuse but also surprise their teachers.
The document contains a collection of short jokes and comedic dialogues, including exchanges between parents and children, doctors and patients, teachers and students, as well as one-liners involving topics like family, school, work, and wordplay. Many of the jokes rely on misunderstandings, literal interpretations, or unexpected twists to elicit laughter. The varied humor showcases the fun that can be found in everyday situations through comedic timing and creative use of language.
A Power Point Presentation of some jokes for students. To motivate students in reading and learning English. Humor is good for health. Please download for oral reading of the jokes. Done by Bro. Oh Teik Bin, Lower Perak Buddhist association, Teluk Intan, Malaysia.
This document contains a collection of jokes in various categories including insult jokes, police jokes, marriage jokes, and more. The jokes range from one-liners to short anecdotes and cover topics like relationships, occupations, and everyday situations. Most involve wordplay, misunderstandings, or ironic twists to elicit laughter.
A Presentation of a selection of puzzles, brain teasers and thinking problems to exercise the brain and mind for mental health. Answers are provided for all the puzzles and problems. For both the young and old.
The document discusses addition and subtraction of monetary values in decimal notation. It introduces how money is written in dollars and cents in Singapore. Examples are provided to demonstrate how to add and subtract amounts involving dollars and cents, including step-by-step workings. Readers are prompted to try sample word problems that involve calculating change received after purchases are made using different denominations of currency notes.
This document discusses different types of questions teachers can ask students in class and strategies for eliciting answers. It covers yes/no questions, "or" questions, and WH-questions. It also discusses using questions to check comprehension, elicit longer answers, and engage students in real conversations. Finally, it presents different questioning strategies teachers can use, such as calling on individual students, allowing chorus answers, or choosing students to answer. The goal is to make teachers aware of effective questioning techniques.
Sepupu perempuan yang sedang study tour menginap di rumah pencerita. Pencerita mengantar sepupunya pulang ke kota asalnya di Jawa Timur. Dalam perjalanan, keduanya mulai merasakan ketertarikan secara fisik satu sama lain.
1. The document is a collection of jokes and humorous anecdotes involving students and teachers.
2. The jokes poke fun at literal interpretations of questions, misunderstandings between students and teachers, and witty responses from students.
3. Common themes include students finding loopholes in or misunderstanding questions from teachers, as well as students saying unexpected or cheeky things that amuse but also surprise their teachers.
The document contains a collection of short jokes and comedic dialogues, including exchanges between parents and children, doctors and patients, teachers and students, as well as one-liners involving topics like family, school, work, and wordplay. Many of the jokes rely on misunderstandings, literal interpretations, or unexpected twists to elicit laughter. The varied humor showcases the fun that can be found in everyday situations through comedic timing and creative use of language.
A Power Point Presentation of some jokes for students. To motivate students in reading and learning English. Humor is good for health. Please download for oral reading of the jokes. Done by Bro. Oh Teik Bin, Lower Perak Buddhist association, Teluk Intan, Malaysia.
This document contains a collection of jokes in various categories including insult jokes, police jokes, marriage jokes, and more. The jokes range from one-liners to short anecdotes and cover topics like relationships, occupations, and everyday situations. Most involve wordplay, misunderstandings, or ironic twists to elicit laughter.
A Presentation of a selection of puzzles, brain teasers and thinking problems to exercise the brain and mind for mental health. Answers are provided for all the puzzles and problems. For both the young and old.
The document discusses addition and subtraction of monetary values in decimal notation. It introduces how money is written in dollars and cents in Singapore. Examples are provided to demonstrate how to add and subtract amounts involving dollars and cents, including step-by-step workings. Readers are prompted to try sample word problems that involve calculating change received after purchases are made using different denominations of currency notes.
This document discusses different types of questions teachers can ask students in class and strategies for eliciting answers. It covers yes/no questions, "or" questions, and WH-questions. It also discusses using questions to check comprehension, elicit longer answers, and engage students in real conversations. Finally, it presents different questioning strategies teachers can use, such as calling on individual students, allowing chorus answers, or choosing students to answer. The goal is to make teachers aware of effective questioning techniques.
Sepupu perempuan yang sedang study tour menginap di rumah pencerita. Pencerita mengantar sepupunya pulang ke kota asalnya di Jawa Timur. Dalam perjalanan, keduanya mulai merasakan ketertarikan secara fisik satu sama lain.
A Power Point Presentation of 10 Selected Jokes with 10 Reflections on the Lessons one can learn from the jokes. Can be used as a motivational English Lesson.
The document describes 4 short stories involving encounters between the narrator and a woman referred to as "The Lonely Girl". In the first story, the narrator sees the woman in a cafe and unsuccessfully tries to start a conversation with her. In the second story, he sees her at a club where she flashes a grin at him but then walks away. In the third story, they exchange texts and calls late at night but their date is cut short. The fourth story describes the narrator glancing at the woman over time but not receiving any acknowledgement in return, crushing his ego.
This document contains a collection of jokes that poke fun at marital relationships and the interactions between husbands and wives. The jokes portray stereotypical behaviors like wives nagging their husbands, husbands not listening to their wives, and misunderstandings that arise between married couples. The humor is derived from playing on common marital tropes and exaggerated scenarios.
The document provides instructions and examples for various types of puzzles including rebus puzzles, lateral thinking puzzles, math puzzles, matchstick puzzles, and hidden word puzzles. Rebus puzzles use pictures and letters to represent common phrases. Lateral thinking puzzles present unusual scenarios that require thinking outside the box to find logical explanations. Math puzzles involve calculations, number sequences, and counting objects in images. Matchstick puzzles rearrange matchsticks to make equations correct or form fractions. Hidden word puzzles challenge the reader to find hidden words within pictures.
The document discusses the use of "like" and "would like" when making requests and expressing preferences in a restaurant setting. It notes that "like" is used to describe general preferences, such as "I like coffee," while "would like" is used for more specific requests, as in "I'd like a cup of coffee please." The document also covers using "some" versus "any" and provides vocabulary related to signs commonly seen in restaurants.
This document describes a student's daily routine and activities on Saturdays. It discusses what the student does each morning like eating breakfast, watching TV, and going to school. The afternoon is spent rock climbing, which the student enjoys but finds difficult. In the evenings, the student usually goes out with friends to movies or a coffee shop near their house to have fun.
The prince was lonely and wanted to marry a princess, but could not find one. During a terrible storm, a woman claiming to be a princess sought shelter at the castle. The queen tested her sensitivity by placing a pea under her mattress. Though the pea was under many layers, the princess said she slept poorly due to something hard in the bed. The queen determined she must be a real princess to feel the pea. The prince married the princess and was happy.
This document discusses brain teasers and their purpose. It begins by defining a brain teaser as an exercise designed to stimulate thinking by encouraging the brain to work to complete a puzzle or problem. Teachers often use brain teasers in the classroom to provide mental exercise. The document then provides examples of brain teasers involving riddles and logic problems for the reader to solve, followed by an explanation of the answers. It concludes by stating that brain teasers can help refresh the brain from daily mental tasks by providing novel challenges for critical thinking.
Cerita pendek ini menceritakan tentang pengalaman bersepeda bersama teman baiknya Dimas pada hari minggu. Mereka berencana bersepeda mengelilingi kota namun rencana terganggu ketika ban sepeda Dimas bocor. Setelah ban sepeda Dimas ditambal, Dimas panik karena tidak membawa uang tetapi cerita berakhir dengan baik setelah si penulis meminjamkan uangnya untuk membantu Dimas.
The youngest princess of seven daughters loses her golden ball down a well. A frog offers to retrieve it in exchange for her promise to be his friend. Though reluctant, she agrees and the frog retrieves the ball. The frog follows her home and forces her to let him stay by her bedroom door. When she reluctantly lets him sleep on her bed, he transforms into a handsome prince who was under an evil curse. They live happily ever after.
This document provides guidance on greetings and introductions when talking to strangers. It discusses opening conversations both formally and informally and suggests topics to continue the conversation such as personal information, identity, place of birth, hobbies, and school or work life. Examples of greetings and closings are provided. The document also encourages role playing conversations with strangers and assigns listening and oral exercises related to greetings and introductions.
The document discusses different types of puzzles including rebus puzzles, history puzzles, series completion puzzles, discrete reasoning puzzles, mathematical reasoning puzzles, riddles, groaners, and lateral thinking puzzles. Examples are provided for each type of puzzle to illustrate the concepts.
This is intended for pre-intermediate learners. It works within the topic of "friends" or "work" and explores the extent to which first impressions are important. See here for the full lesson plan: http://davidteaching.blogspot.hk/2017/03/first-impressions.html
Marta spent her summer holidays traveling with family and staying with a host family in England. She first spent 10 days in Almeria, Spain with her parents and brother staying in a hotel with a pool and restaurant. After a week back home, she spent 3 weeks in England with a host family practicing her English and having fun. Finally, she spent 5 days in Platja d'Aro, Spain and another 5 days in Dublin, Ireland visiting beaches, pubs, and cathedrals with family.
This document contains a collection of jokes and riddles in the form of questions. Some examples include jokes about why 6 was afraid of 7, what a spider did on a computer, and why an elephant ate a candle. The jokes cover a wide range of topics from animals to food to occupations in a lighthearted and humorous way.
It's the culture, but not as you know itSven Peters
People often start companies with a smart team and great product ideas. But as companies grows, some leaders tend to forget that it's not the product and services that made them successful – it's the culture. Culture may actually be harder to build than any product, but your organization can benefit in every way if you end up with a great one.
Sven works for Atlassian, an Australian software company that grew from 8 to 800 people in the last 10 years. He will share successes – and struggles – with bringing new people into a strong company culture, how culture is upheld in distributed teams, how your team can maintain its core culture, and why innovation and fun should be part of every company's culture.
Red Riding Hood was visiting her sick grandmother, taking cookies and milk in a basket. Along the way, she met a wolf who asked her where she was going. She continued on and arrived at her grandmother's house, where the wolf had already eaten the grandmother. The wolf tricked Red Riding Hood into thinking he was her grandmother until she noticed his big eyes, ears, and teeth. She escaped and found a woodsman, who saved her grandmother from the wolf. Red Riding Hood and her grandmother then had a nice lunch together.
This document provides information about relative clauses in English. It defines relative clauses and explains how they are used to join two sentences or provide more information. It discusses defining relative clauses where the relative pronoun is the subject or object. It also covers non-defining relative clauses, the use of whose, and prepositions in relative clauses. Examples are provided to illustrate the different types of relative clauses.
This document is a PowerPoint presentation titled "FUNNY KIDS" created by Doina. The presentation contains a collection of funny photos and videos of kids doing silly things that are meant to entertain and amuse audiences. A link to the full presentation on SlideShare is provided for anyone interested in viewing the humorous kid-focused multimedia show.
This document provides guidelines for appropriate behavior at school. It advises against shouting, jumping in hallways, or pushing classmates. Instead, it encourages reading books with friends, working as a team, enjoying learning activities like math, and celebrating education. The overall message is that following rules leads to a positive school experience.
A Power Point Presentation of 10 Selected Jokes with 10 Reflections on the Lessons one can learn from the jokes. Can be used as a motivational English Lesson.
The document describes 4 short stories involving encounters between the narrator and a woman referred to as "The Lonely Girl". In the first story, the narrator sees the woman in a cafe and unsuccessfully tries to start a conversation with her. In the second story, he sees her at a club where she flashes a grin at him but then walks away. In the third story, they exchange texts and calls late at night but their date is cut short. The fourth story describes the narrator glancing at the woman over time but not receiving any acknowledgement in return, crushing his ego.
This document contains a collection of jokes that poke fun at marital relationships and the interactions between husbands and wives. The jokes portray stereotypical behaviors like wives nagging their husbands, husbands not listening to their wives, and misunderstandings that arise between married couples. The humor is derived from playing on common marital tropes and exaggerated scenarios.
The document provides instructions and examples for various types of puzzles including rebus puzzles, lateral thinking puzzles, math puzzles, matchstick puzzles, and hidden word puzzles. Rebus puzzles use pictures and letters to represent common phrases. Lateral thinking puzzles present unusual scenarios that require thinking outside the box to find logical explanations. Math puzzles involve calculations, number sequences, and counting objects in images. Matchstick puzzles rearrange matchsticks to make equations correct or form fractions. Hidden word puzzles challenge the reader to find hidden words within pictures.
The document discusses the use of "like" and "would like" when making requests and expressing preferences in a restaurant setting. It notes that "like" is used to describe general preferences, such as "I like coffee," while "would like" is used for more specific requests, as in "I'd like a cup of coffee please." The document also covers using "some" versus "any" and provides vocabulary related to signs commonly seen in restaurants.
This document describes a student's daily routine and activities on Saturdays. It discusses what the student does each morning like eating breakfast, watching TV, and going to school. The afternoon is spent rock climbing, which the student enjoys but finds difficult. In the evenings, the student usually goes out with friends to movies or a coffee shop near their house to have fun.
The prince was lonely and wanted to marry a princess, but could not find one. During a terrible storm, a woman claiming to be a princess sought shelter at the castle. The queen tested her sensitivity by placing a pea under her mattress. Though the pea was under many layers, the princess said she slept poorly due to something hard in the bed. The queen determined she must be a real princess to feel the pea. The prince married the princess and was happy.
This document discusses brain teasers and their purpose. It begins by defining a brain teaser as an exercise designed to stimulate thinking by encouraging the brain to work to complete a puzzle or problem. Teachers often use brain teasers in the classroom to provide mental exercise. The document then provides examples of brain teasers involving riddles and logic problems for the reader to solve, followed by an explanation of the answers. It concludes by stating that brain teasers can help refresh the brain from daily mental tasks by providing novel challenges for critical thinking.
Cerita pendek ini menceritakan tentang pengalaman bersepeda bersama teman baiknya Dimas pada hari minggu. Mereka berencana bersepeda mengelilingi kota namun rencana terganggu ketika ban sepeda Dimas bocor. Setelah ban sepeda Dimas ditambal, Dimas panik karena tidak membawa uang tetapi cerita berakhir dengan baik setelah si penulis meminjamkan uangnya untuk membantu Dimas.
The youngest princess of seven daughters loses her golden ball down a well. A frog offers to retrieve it in exchange for her promise to be his friend. Though reluctant, she agrees and the frog retrieves the ball. The frog follows her home and forces her to let him stay by her bedroom door. When she reluctantly lets him sleep on her bed, he transforms into a handsome prince who was under an evil curse. They live happily ever after.
This document provides guidance on greetings and introductions when talking to strangers. It discusses opening conversations both formally and informally and suggests topics to continue the conversation such as personal information, identity, place of birth, hobbies, and school or work life. Examples of greetings and closings are provided. The document also encourages role playing conversations with strangers and assigns listening and oral exercises related to greetings and introductions.
The document discusses different types of puzzles including rebus puzzles, history puzzles, series completion puzzles, discrete reasoning puzzles, mathematical reasoning puzzles, riddles, groaners, and lateral thinking puzzles. Examples are provided for each type of puzzle to illustrate the concepts.
This is intended for pre-intermediate learners. It works within the topic of "friends" or "work" and explores the extent to which first impressions are important. See here for the full lesson plan: http://davidteaching.blogspot.hk/2017/03/first-impressions.html
Marta spent her summer holidays traveling with family and staying with a host family in England. She first spent 10 days in Almeria, Spain with her parents and brother staying in a hotel with a pool and restaurant. After a week back home, she spent 3 weeks in England with a host family practicing her English and having fun. Finally, she spent 5 days in Platja d'Aro, Spain and another 5 days in Dublin, Ireland visiting beaches, pubs, and cathedrals with family.
This document contains a collection of jokes and riddles in the form of questions. Some examples include jokes about why 6 was afraid of 7, what a spider did on a computer, and why an elephant ate a candle. The jokes cover a wide range of topics from animals to food to occupations in a lighthearted and humorous way.
It's the culture, but not as you know itSven Peters
People often start companies with a smart team and great product ideas. But as companies grows, some leaders tend to forget that it's not the product and services that made them successful – it's the culture. Culture may actually be harder to build than any product, but your organization can benefit in every way if you end up with a great one.
Sven works for Atlassian, an Australian software company that grew from 8 to 800 people in the last 10 years. He will share successes – and struggles – with bringing new people into a strong company culture, how culture is upheld in distributed teams, how your team can maintain its core culture, and why innovation and fun should be part of every company's culture.
Red Riding Hood was visiting her sick grandmother, taking cookies and milk in a basket. Along the way, she met a wolf who asked her where she was going. She continued on and arrived at her grandmother's house, where the wolf had already eaten the grandmother. The wolf tricked Red Riding Hood into thinking he was her grandmother until she noticed his big eyes, ears, and teeth. She escaped and found a woodsman, who saved her grandmother from the wolf. Red Riding Hood and her grandmother then had a nice lunch together.
This document provides information about relative clauses in English. It defines relative clauses and explains how they are used to join two sentences or provide more information. It discusses defining relative clauses where the relative pronoun is the subject or object. It also covers non-defining relative clauses, the use of whose, and prepositions in relative clauses. Examples are provided to illustrate the different types of relative clauses.
This document is a PowerPoint presentation titled "FUNNY KIDS" created by Doina. The presentation contains a collection of funny photos and videos of kids doing silly things that are meant to entertain and amuse audiences. A link to the full presentation on SlideShare is provided for anyone interested in viewing the humorous kid-focused multimedia show.
This document provides guidelines for appropriate behavior at school. It advises against shouting, jumping in hallways, or pushing classmates. Instead, it encourages reading books with friends, working as a team, enjoying learning activities like math, and celebrating education. The overall message is that following rules leads to a positive school experience.
The mother's daughter is having a bad day, having failed a math exam and been dumped by her boyfriend. To cheer her up, the mother tells her daughter a story about how unpleasant raw cake ingredients like oil, eggs, and flour become a delicious cake when combined. Similarly, God allows difficult times in our lives, but we don't see how they can lead to something better later on. We should trust that God will not let us fall and that only he knows what good may come from life's challenges.
The document discusses human rights and provides information about defining human rights, the importance of human rights, and examples of human rights violations. It asks a series of questions about human rights and what would happen if human rights were ignored or universally known. Students are instructed to read a quote by Eleanor Roosevelt on human rights and define related terms. They are then asked to find creative ways to teach others about human rights and design a project representing human rights.
Kindergarten Common Core Activity Program, English Language and MathematicsTriumphLearningNY
Effortlessly weave the Common Core State Standards into your kindergarten curriculum, as you make natural connections between English Language Arts and Mathematics.
This is a perfect supplemental program for states that are in their first few years of Common Core State Standards implementation. It’s also a great resource in those states that would like to introduce the rigor of the Common Core State Standards, but are not yet implementing in Kindergarten.
The document promotes joining a Yahoo newsgroup called "powerpointhumour" for funny shows. It provides the email address to subscribe to the group and a link to visit the group's Yahoo page. Clicking the slide would take the user to the group on Yahoo to browse or join for humorous PowerPoint content.
The document retells the classic fable of the Tortoise and the Hare through multiple races that teach valuable lessons. In the first race, the hare loses by being overconfident and sleeping, showing that slow and steady wins. However, in the second race where the hare runs full-speed without stopping, fast and consistent beats slow and steady. Subsequent races demonstrate identifying one's strengths and changing strategies to use them, as well as the power of teamwork by combining strengths. The moral is that both individual excellence and collaboration are needed to perform at one's best.
The document summarizes an English learning project conducted by students Fernando Henrique and Pedro Henrique from the 9th grade of Escola Estadual Fernando Corrêa. The students completed 14 grammar exercises on comparisons from the website www.montsemorales.com with the help of Teachers Fernando and Silvia. They found some exercises difficult but with teacher assistance were able to understand and complete all exercises correctly. The students said doing these exercises in the technology room will help them improve their test scores.
The document discusses strategies for teaching English to 2-3 year olds using fun and motivating methods. It defines motivation as having a positive attitude rather than frustration. There are two types of motivation: extrinsic motivation involving aspects outside the classroom, and intrinsic motivation referring to what happens inside the classroom like the physical environment, methodology, success in activities, and student characteristics. Traditionally, English in schools focused more on grammar exercises than conversational practice. The document proposes strategies like repetition through songs, using puppets for storytelling, and recreational games to promote English learning in a fun way for young children.
The document outlines the generic structure and components of a procedure text, which explains how to make something through a series of steps. It lists the typical elements as the goal, materials, and sequential steps. It then provides an example of a procedure for making a cup of coffee that lists the necessary materials and follows the steps of adding the coffee powder, water, sugar, and stirring in sequence.
In this lesson students will learn how to write numbers in English and the importance of them in the real life by means of some exercise which are very common for us in everyday activities such as buying things, counting things, and asking about quantities.
This document lists the numbers 1 through 30 in words for spelling practice. It was created by Arunakshi Datta to help students learn how to spell out numbers.
Dokumen ini membahas tentang operasi hitung bilangan, termasuk membaca, menulis, menentukan nilai tempat, membandingkan, dan mengurutkan bilangan. Topik-topik utama adalah membaca dan menulis lambang bilangan, mengenal nilai tempat bilangan, serta mengurutkan dan menentukan posisi bilangan pada garis bilangan.
This document contains a series of pictures with short captions intended to teach English vocabulary words in a fun way. Learners are prompted to look at each picture and guess what the people, animals, or objects in the pictures are doing based on the caption questions provided. The pictures cover a range of everyday and silly activities to engage learners and practice describing actions and situations.
Maths: Easy
This number bonds lessons covers number bonds of 10 and 20. With interactive questions and animation, pupils will be able to understand the lesson.
The document discusses the benefits of exercise for mental health. Regular physical activity can help reduce anxiety and depression and improve mood and cognitive function. Exercise causes chemical changes in the brain that may help protect against mental illness and improve symptoms.
memperkenalkan konsep perkalian kepada anak kelas 2 merupakan perjuangan yang sangat sulit. Ini merupakan pondasi pertama untuk menuju level berikutnya...
This document contains 15 short jokes or funny anecdotes told by children. Some examples include a girl telling her teacher she will ask Jonah about being swallowed by a whale when she gets to heaven, a boy saying the teacher in a class picture will be dead in the future, and a child telling her father she wants to marry her grandmother like he married her mother. Overall the jokes showcase the amusingly candid and sometimes blunt nature of children's responses to various situations and questions.
A man comes home drunk late at night and tells his wife he was at a fancy bar with gold urinals. She calls the bar to verify and the bartender says they found the guy who pissed in a saxophone.
The document summarizes a discussion among students about what they consider to be the modern Seven Wonders of the World. While most students listed well-known architectural and natural landmarks, one student provided a different perspective, listing senses and emotions like seeing, hearing, touching, tasting, feeling, laughing, and loving as the true wonders of the world. The document encourages sharing uplifting files and perspectives to brighten people's lives.
Laugh and the World laughs with you, Cry and you cry AloneSherry Bakary
The document contains several short jokes and humorous stories. The first is about an elderly woman who wins the lottery and tells her doctor she would give him half if she won, shocking him. The second is about a man complaining about a fly in his soup too loudly in a restaurant. The third is about a woman trying to expose herself to ripen her tomatoes and getting an unexpected result with her cucumbers instead.
This story tells of a young woman who is feeling discouraged and wants to give up due to difficulties in her life. Her mother takes her to the kitchen and boils carrots, eggs, and coffee beans in three pots of water. After removing them, the mother asks the daughter to observe how each reacted differently to the boiling water. The carrots softened, the egg hardened inside but remained intact, and the coffee beans changed the water. The mother asks the daughter which one she is - implying whether she wilts under pressure, gets hardened by difficulties, or transforms the situation. The story encourages facing adversity by elevating oneself to make positive change.
A priest visits an old man on his deathbed. The man explains that for years he struggled to pray until a friend suggested imagining an empty chair where God sits, and having a conversation with Him. The man found comfort in this method and prayed daily. When he dies, his daughter finds him resting his head on the empty chair, indicating he died at peace in prayer. The priest is moved by the power of the man's simple method of conversing with God.
A priest visits an old man on his deathbed. The man explains that for years he struggled to pray until a friend suggested imagining an empty chair where God sits, and having a conversation with Him. The man found comfort in this method and prayed daily. When he dies, his daughter finds him resting his head on the empty chair, indicating he died at peace in prayer. The priest is moved by the power of the man's simple method of prayer.
A priest visits an old man on his deathbed. The man explains that for years he struggled to pray until a friend suggested imagining an empty chair where God sits, and having a conversation with Him. The man found comfort in this method and prayed daily. When he dies, his daughter finds him resting his head on the empty chair, indicating he died at peace in prayer. The priest is moved by the power of the man's simple method of prayer.
A minister visits an old man on his deathbed. The man explains that for years he struggled to pray until a friend suggested picturing Jesus in an empty chair next to him. Since then, the man has found peace in daily conversations with Jesus in this way. When the daughter returns later to find her father has passed, the chair is resting against his bed, as if he was in conversation with Jesus until the end. The minister is moved by the power of the man's simple practice of prayer.
A minister visits an old man on his deathbed. The man explains that for years he struggled to pray until a friend suggested picturing Jesus in an empty chair next to him. Since then, the man has found peace in daily conversations with Jesus in this way. When the daughter returns later to find her father has passed, the chair is resting against his bed, as if he was in conversation with Jesus until the end. The minister is moved by the power of the man's simple practice of prayer.
A man would come home very late and very drunk every nightfranklinisrael
Good morning sir, how may I help you?
Customer: I want to withdraw some money.
Assistant: Sure, please insert your ATM card.
Customer: I don't have an ATM card, I want to withdraw with my mouth.
Assistant: I'm sorry sir, we don't accept mouth withdrawals.
Customer: It's okay, let me try. *pretends to insert mouth like card* See, it's reading. Now give me my money!
A man went to the hospital for a check up. The doctor asked him to provide a stool sample. He came back the next day with an empty briefcase. The doctor asked, "Where is the sample?" The man replied, "
humor is established to be very good for ones health and so here is another source to make you feel better for you cannot help but laugh at some of the thing you will read here.
Ferdie finds a magic lamp containing a genie who grants him three wishes. For his wishes, Ferdie asks for lifelong happiness, financial success, and a puppy. The genie fulfills the wishes by setting events in motion for Ferdie's future and magically conjuring a puppy named Laddie. At dinner, Ferdie's mother discovers Laddie and questions where he came from, forcing Ferdie to keep the genie and his wishes a secret.
1. The document describes a family visiting graves on Tomb-Sweeping Day to honor ancestors. The narrator observes their parents cleaning the gravesite and tombstone, repairing it, and placing flowers and willow branches on the grave.
2. The narrator asks their father questions about the traditions. He explains the meaning behind willow branches and then teaches the narrator how to light joss sticks step-by-step.
3. By observing their parents' actions and their father teaching them, the narrator is able to participate in the traditions through observational learning.
A young boy asked his grandfather why he reads the Quran every day even though he can't understand it. The grandfather told the boy to carry water in a coal basket from the river to show him why. Though the water kept leaking out, the boy continued trying until he realized the basket had been transformed on the inside and outside from carrying the water. The grandfather explained that reading the Quran is similar - a person may not understand it fully but it changes them for the better inside and out through the work of Allah.
1) The document is a collection of journal entries and reflections from a girl named Diana about her life, interests, and experiences as a 13-year-old.
2) Diana discusses details about her birthday, school activities, hobbies like dancing and sewing, sports she plays, and friends and family.
3) She also shares things she wishes she could do, such as travel, pursue acting or editing as a career, and try foods she finds spicy.
Sky blames herself for her father's death in a car accident a year ago. She had been very close with her father, who died when she was distracted singing in the car and failed to see a stop sign. Sky began cutting herself, feeling it was her fault for distracting her father. Her mother sent her to a children's facility for treatment. During her time there, Sky has a dream where her father tells her it was not her fault. After this, Sky is able to stop blaming herself and cutting. She shares this with her counselor and completes her treatment, going on to do well in school.
The students were asked to list what they thought were the present Seven Wonders of the World. While most listed well-known structures, one student hesitated and instead listed the senses - to see, to hear, to touch, to taste, to feel, to laugh, and to love - as the true wonders. The room fell silent upon realizing that the simplest things in life we often take for granted are truly wondrous.
The students were asked to list what they thought were the seven wonders of the world. While most listed well-known structures, one student listed senses and emotions as the true wonders: to see, to hear, to touch, to taste, to feel, to laugh, and to love. The teacher noted the things we often take for granted as simple are truly wonderful.
A Free eBook ~ Valuable LIFE Lessons to Learn ( 5 Sets of Presentations)...OH TEIK BIN
A free eBook comprising 5 sets of PowerPoint presentations of meaningful stories /Inspirational pieces that teach important Dhamma/Life lessons. For reflection and practice to develop the mind to grow in love, compassion and wisdom. The texts are in English and Chinese.
My other free eBooks can be obtained from the following Links:
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Why is this So? ~ Do Seek to KNOW (English & Chinese).pptxOH TEIK BIN
A PowerPoint Presentation based on the Dhamma teaching of Kamma-Vipaka (Intentional Actions-Ripening Effects).
A Presentation for developing morality, concentration and wisdom and to spur us to practice the Dhamma diligently.
The texts are in English and Chinese.
The Selfish Crocodile ~ A Children's Moral Story (English & Chinese).pptxOH TEIK BIN
A PowerPoint Presentation of a Children’s Moral Story with good lessons of moral values. The texts are in English and Chinese.
For the Video Presentation with audio narration and explanation in English (Texts are in English and Chinese), please check it out at the YouTube URL Link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUjTq4NgEDE
The PBHP DYC ~ Reflections on The Dhamma (English).pptxOH TEIK BIN
A PowerPoint Presentation based on the Dhamma Reflections for the PBHP DYC for the years 1993 – 2012. To motivate and inspire DYC members to keep on practicing the Dhamma and to do the meritorious deed of Dhammaduta work.
The texts are in English.
For the Video with audio narration, comments and texts in English, please check out the Link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF2g_43NEa0
The Story of 'Chin Kiam Siap' ~ An AI Generated Story ~ English & Chinese.pptxOH TEIK BIN
A PowerPoint Presentation based on an AI Generated moral story with some editing.
Life Lessons based on the story are penned for the presentation.
The texts are in English and Chinese.
The audio narration with explanation is in Hokkien.
For the Video with audio narration and explanation in Hokkien (Texts are in English and Chinese), please check out the Link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l8qD7skfi8
Life Lessons to Learn ~ A Free Full-Color eBook (English).pdfOH TEIK BIN
A Free Full-Color eBook of 66 Life Lessons using images and pics of inspiration/motivation, stories and humor. For developing love, compassion and wisdom.
For more free eBooks check out the following Links:
www.slideshare.net/ohteikbin/presentations
www.slideshare.net/ohteikbin/documents
Reflections and Aspirations for Wesak 2024 (Eng. & Chi.).pptxOH TEIK BIN
A PowerPoint Presentation of the Reflections & Aspirations to be done during Wesak 2024 as a wise Dhamma practice for mind development. The texts are in English and Chinese
For the Videos, check out the following:
(English Narration)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_pHcH7HemQ
(Hokkien Narration)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlbxSCQ8iKo
Twelve Terrific Teachings (English & Chinese).pptxOH TEIK BIN
A PowerPoint Presentation of a selection of the Buddha’s teachings as found in the Suttas of the Nikayas. For reflection and practice to grow in compassion and wisdom. The texts are in English and Chinese.
For the Video with audio narration and explanation in Hokkien, please go to the Link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_0o6vdeoRc
Emails, Facebook, WhatsApp and the Dhamma (English and Chinese).pdfOH TEIK BIN
A pdf file of a Dhamma article with very meaningful messages of Life Lessons for our reflection to grow in mind development in our quest for wisdom. Beneficial for all,
young and old.
The texts are in English and Chinese.
An Octopus in Trouble ~ A Children's Story with Life Lessons (Eng. & Chi.).pptxOH TEIK BIN
A PowerPoint Presentation of a meaningful Children’s story that teaches important Life Lessons /Virtues /Moral values.
The texts are in English and Chinese.
For the Video with audio narration and explanation in English, please check out the Link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ3ek4wC_5w
The King Great Goodness Part 2 ~ Mahasilava Jataka (Eng. & Chi.).pptxOH TEIK BIN
A PowerPoint Presentation of a Jataka Story (Part 2) that can impart good Dhamma teachings on virtue, moral values and strength of character.
The texts are in English and Chinese.
For the Video with audio narration in Hokkien, please go to the Link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=360UiWIRoYY
Solving Puzzles Benefits Everyone (English).pptxOH TEIK BIN
A Presentation of a selection of Puzzles, Brain Teasers and Thinking Problems to exercise both the mind and the Right and Left Brain. To help keep the mind and brain fit and healthy. Good for both the young and old alike.
Answers are given for all the puzzles and problems.
10 Life Lessons to Live By (Eng. & Chi.).pptxOH TEIK BIN
A PowerPoint Presentation on important moral / Life lessons to learn and practice to live a more meaningful, happy and peaceful life.
The texts are in English and Chinese.
For the Video with audio narration and explanation in English, please check out the Link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv2OvmM6ZHw
The King 'Great Goodness' Part 1 Mahasilava Jataka (Eng. & Chi.).pptxOH TEIK BIN
A PowerPoint Presentation of a Jataka Story (Part 1) that can impart good Dhamma teachings on virtue, moral values and strength of character.
The texts are in English and Chinese.
For the Video with audio narration in Hokkien, please go to the Link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pndBvmNq1jo
A Tsunami Tragedy ~ Wise Reflections for Troubled Times (Eng. & Chi.).pptxOH TEIK BIN
A PowerPoint Presentation based on the 2004 Tsunami tragedy with
important Dhamma teachings for constant reflection.
A Presentation for mental development and to spur us to practice the Dhamma diligently.
The texts are in English and Chinese. Images are drawn from the Google Image search.
The Wolf, The Buffalo and The Shepherd ~ A Kids' Story with Life Lessons (En...OH TEIK BIN
A PowerPoint Presentation of a children’s story that teaches the importance of values like clear thinking, wisdom and compassion.
The texts are in English and Malay.
For the Video with audio narration and explanation in English, please check out the Link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRpUw8ssl0I
Free eBook ~ 6 Superb Stories That Teach Precious Dhamma.pdfOH TEIK BIN
A free eBook comprising 6 PowerPoint presentations of meaningful Buddhist stories that teach important Dhamma/Life lessons. For reflection and practice to develop the mind to grow in love, compassion and wisdom. The texts are in English and Chinese.
Indications of Rebirth ~ My Reflections (English & Chinese).pptxOH TEIK BIN
A PowerPoint Presentation on the empirical evidences that point to the Truth of Rebirth or Reincarnation. My reflections are given for each of the cases.
The texts are in English and Chinese.
For the video with audio narration and explanation in English please check out the Link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKGgVq3OT-g
Free eBook ~ 5 Malaysian Stories with Lessons to Learn (English).pdfOH TEIK BIN
A free eBook comprising 5 Malaysian Stories with important teachings on Dhamma/ Life Lessons to reflect upon. For mental development to grow in love-kindness, virtue, compassion and wisdom. The texts are in English.
Free eBook ~Short Inspirational Stories - The Benefits.pdfOH TEIK BIN
A free eBook (pdf format) consisting of 12 short inspirational stories with messages of Life Lessons. Each of the stories is accompanied by some Dhamma reflections.
Of benefit to develop the mind in virtue, compassion and wisdom.
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The television landscape in the UK has evolved significantly with the rise of Internet Protocol Television (IPTV). IPTV offers a modern alternative to traditional cable and satellite TV, allowing viewers to stream live TV, on-demand videos, and other multimedia content directly to their devices over the internet. This review provides an in-depth look at the top IPTV UK providers, their features, pricing, and what sets them apart.
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1. Ha! Ha! HA! Mind These Kids! A Selection Of Funny Jokes
2. # 1 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human. The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'. The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?' The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.
3. # 2 The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. 'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor..' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'
4. # 3 A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.' The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.' Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'
5. # 4 A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.' 'Yes,' the class said. 'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?' A little fellow shouted, 'Cause your feet ain't empty..'
6. # 5 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: 'Take only ONE . God is watching.' Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'
7. # 6 A lady lost her handbag during a day of shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty singles." The boy replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have change for a reward."
8. # 7 The young couple invited their elderly pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having. "Goat," the little boy replied. "Goat?" replied the startled man of the cloth, "Are you sure about that?" "Yep," said the youngster. "I heard Dad say to Mom, 'Today is just as good as any to have the old goat for dinner."
9. # 8 A teacher asked one of the boys in her class, "Can people predict the future with cards?" His response was, "My mother can." The teacher replied, "Really?" The young boy was quick to explain, "Yes, she takes one look at my report card and tells me what will happen when my father gets home."
10. # 9 A teacher was sitting at her desk grading papers when her first-grade class came back from lunch. Alice informed the teacher, "Paul has to go to the principal's office." "I wonder why," the teacher mused. "Because he's a following person," Alice replied. "A what?" the teacher asked. "It came over the loudspeaker: 'The following persons are to go to the office.'"
11. #10 After a church service on Sunday morning, our son suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided to become a minister when I grow up." "That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?" "Well," he said, "I have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell, than to sit and listen.
12. # 11 A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken to work. The little girl asks, "I saw you in your office with your secretary. Why do you call her a doll?" Feeling his wife's gaze upon him, the man explains, "Well, honey, my secretary is a very hard-working girl. She types like you wouldn't believe, she knows the computer system and is very efficient." "Oh," says the little girl, "I thought it was because she closed her eyes when you lay her down on the couch."
13. # 12 At Sunday school they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, "Johnny, what is the matter?" Little Johnny responded, "I have pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."
14. # 13 A woman invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, 'Would you like to say the blessing?' 'I wouldn't know what to say,' the girl replied. 'Just say what you hear Mommy say,' the woman answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, 'Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?'
15. # 14 A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" Annie replied, "Because people are sleeping."
16. # 15 One day Little Johnny says to his father: I want to get married. Father: Oh, so do you have someone special in your mind? Johnny: Yes, Grandma Father: What? There is a problem now; you want to marry my Mother? Johnny: Why not? You married my mother!
17. The End “ A hearty laugh a day keeps the doctor away!” With Metta, Bro. Oh Teik Bin