A Power Point Presentation of 10 Selected Jokes with 10 Reflections on the Lessons one can learn from the jokes. Can be used as a motivational English Lesson.
A Power Point Presemtation of some favourite jokes with drawings and animated pics. ( Download for animation effects. ) Some LIFE Lessons can be learnt from reflecting on the jokes. Done by Bro. Oh Teik Bin, Lower Perak Buddhist Association, Teluk Intan, Malaysia.
20 Jokes & Lessons From The ProfessionsOH TEIK BIN
A Power Point Presentation using some humor to convey some LIFE LESSONS. Download ppt File for the interactive and animation features. Done by Bro. Oh Teik Bin, Lower Perak Buddhist Association, Teluk Intan, Malaysia.
Sleeping Beauty is the 10th in this series of story telling. Read stories, comprehend well, ask questions, answer rightly and improve your language skills.
A Power Point Presemtation of some favourite jokes with drawings and animated pics. ( Download for animation effects. ) Some LIFE Lessons can be learnt from reflecting on the jokes. Done by Bro. Oh Teik Bin, Lower Perak Buddhist Association, Teluk Intan, Malaysia.
20 Jokes & Lessons From The ProfessionsOH TEIK BIN
A Power Point Presentation using some humor to convey some LIFE LESSONS. Download ppt File for the interactive and animation features. Done by Bro. Oh Teik Bin, Lower Perak Buddhist Association, Teluk Intan, Malaysia.
Sleeping Beauty is the 10th in this series of story telling. Read stories, comprehend well, ask questions, answer rightly and improve your language skills.
The Careless Tiger - An Aesop's Fable for Kids (Eng. & Malay).pptOH TEIK BIN
A Presentation of an Aesop's Story for kids ... it teaches good moral lessons. The texts are in English and Malay. Download the PowerPoint ppt for some animation effects.
For the Video with audio narration in English, please check out the Link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H4Ljic_k-Q
A Power Point Presentation of a story for little children. There is a moral to the story. A simple evaluation exercise follows. For the animation effects of the animals, download the Slide Presentation.
Porque sabemos que el humor es muy importante para mantener una bonita y duradera relación con tu pareja, les traemos esta presentación de powerpoint con una muy buena selección de chistes sexuales, para que disfruten en compañía de esa persona que aman y le pongan un poco de picante a la vida.
The Careless Tiger - An Aesop's Fable for Kids (Eng. & Malay).pptOH TEIK BIN
A Presentation of an Aesop's Story for kids ... it teaches good moral lessons. The texts are in English and Malay. Download the PowerPoint ppt for some animation effects.
For the Video with audio narration in English, please check out the Link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H4Ljic_k-Q
A Power Point Presentation of a story for little children. There is a moral to the story. A simple evaluation exercise follows. For the animation effects of the animals, download the Slide Presentation.
Porque sabemos que el humor es muy importante para mantener una bonita y duradera relación con tu pareja, les traemos esta presentación de powerpoint con una muy buena selección de chistes sexuales, para que disfruten en compañía de esa persona que aman y le pongan un poco de picante a la vida.
A Power Point Presentation of some jokes for students. To motivate students in reading and learning English. Humor is good for health. Please download for oral reading of the jokes. Done by Bro. Oh Teik Bin, Lower Perak Buddhist association, Teluk Intan, Malaysia.
As summer winds down and everyone starts bracing themselves for another tax season, Email Stopwatch (http://emailstopwatch.com) has got a way to keep things fun in your firm... prepare yourself for the top 77 best accounting jokes.
Warning: this list contains 77 very NERDY jokes. Do not share this article with any non-accountants because they will roll their eyes and make fun of you…
This list includes tax jokes, accountant jokes, jokes about accounting, actuary jokes and humor that will have you rolling on the floor.
A Power Point Presentation of 20 jokes in cartoon strip format for students or kids. To develop a sense of humor and good creative thinking among the young. Clean Fun ... not meant to insult or ridicule anyone.
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This PPT is a workshop to discuss your priorities in an ELF class.
We discussed motivation, student-centered class, fluency vs accuracy, independent activities, and something new to be learned. There are questions related to teacher's experiences and the author presents sound reason for his priorities in an EFL classroom.
http://www.slideshare.net/rchaviano/5-tips-to-make-your-class-memorable2015
A Power Point Presentation of 10 selected jokes to amuse, to teach and to reflect upon LIFE\'s Lessons. It can be used as a motivational English Lesson.
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A PowerPoint Presentation of a selection of Humor pieces from my 4 published Humor and LIFE Lessons books.
Some pics/images are extracted from Google Image search.
Of Humor, Laughter and Wisdom... (English and Chinese)).pptOH TEIK BIN
A Presentation of a selection of Jokes / Humor pieces for 'Edutainment'. Reflections are given for all the jokes. The texts are in English and Chinese.
For the Video (with audio narration and comments in English), please check out the Link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-xv8_ximVU
A Presentation of a selection of humor and jokes for students. Each joke is accompanied by a life lesson of good moral values.
For the video with audio narration and explanation in English, please check out the Link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwUUvw60lTk
Why is this So? ~ Do Seek to KNOW (English & Chinese).pptxOH TEIK BIN
A PowerPoint Presentation based on the Dhamma teaching of Kamma-Vipaka (Intentional Actions-Ripening Effects).
A Presentation for developing morality, concentration and wisdom and to spur us to practice the Dhamma diligently.
The texts are in English and Chinese.
The Selfish Crocodile ~ A Children's Moral Story (English & Chinese).pptxOH TEIK BIN
A PowerPoint Presentation of a Children’s Moral Story with good lessons of moral values. The texts are in English and Chinese.
For the Video Presentation with audio narration and explanation in English (Texts are in English and Chinese), please check it out at the YouTube URL Link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUjTq4NgEDE
The PBHP DYC ~ Reflections on The Dhamma (English).pptxOH TEIK BIN
A PowerPoint Presentation based on the Dhamma Reflections for the PBHP DYC for the years 1993 – 2012. To motivate and inspire DYC members to keep on practicing the Dhamma and to do the meritorious deed of Dhammaduta work.
The texts are in English.
For the Video with audio narration, comments and texts in English, please check out the Link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF2g_43NEa0
The Story of 'Chin Kiam Siap' ~ An AI Generated Story ~ English & Chinese.pptxOH TEIK BIN
A PowerPoint Presentation based on an AI Generated moral story with some editing.
Life Lessons based on the story are penned for the presentation.
The texts are in English and Chinese.
The audio narration with explanation is in Hokkien.
For the Video with audio narration and explanation in Hokkien (Texts are in English and Chinese), please check out the Link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l8qD7skfi8
Life Lessons to Learn ~ A Free Full-Color eBook (English).pdfOH TEIK BIN
A Free Full-Color eBook of 66 Life Lessons using images and pics of inspiration/motivation, stories and humor. For developing love, compassion and wisdom.
For more free eBooks check out the following Links:
www.slideshare.net/ohteikbin/presentations
www.slideshare.net/ohteikbin/documents
Reflections and Aspirations for Wesak 2024 (Eng. & Chi.).pptxOH TEIK BIN
A PowerPoint Presentation of the Reflections & Aspirations to be done during Wesak 2024 as a wise Dhamma practice for mind development. The texts are in English and Chinese
For the Videos, check out the following:
(English Narration)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_pHcH7HemQ
(Hokkien Narration)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlbxSCQ8iKo
Twelve Terrific Teachings (English & Chinese).pptxOH TEIK BIN
A PowerPoint Presentation of a selection of the Buddha’s teachings as found in the Suttas of the Nikayas. For reflection and practice to grow in compassion and wisdom. The texts are in English and Chinese.
For the Video with audio narration and explanation in Hokkien, please go to the Link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_0o6vdeoRc
Emails, Facebook, WhatsApp and the Dhamma (English and Chinese).pdfOH TEIK BIN
A pdf file of a Dhamma article with very meaningful messages of Life Lessons for our reflection to grow in mind development in our quest for wisdom. Beneficial for all,
young and old.
The texts are in English and Chinese.
An Octopus in Trouble ~ A Children's Story with Life Lessons (Eng. & Chi.).pptxOH TEIK BIN
A PowerPoint Presentation of a meaningful Children’s story that teaches important Life Lessons /Virtues /Moral values.
The texts are in English and Chinese.
For the Video with audio narration and explanation in English, please check out the Link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ3ek4wC_5w
The King Great Goodness Part 2 ~ Mahasilava Jataka (Eng. & Chi.).pptxOH TEIK BIN
A PowerPoint Presentation of a Jataka Story (Part 2) that can impart good Dhamma teachings on virtue, moral values and strength of character.
The texts are in English and Chinese.
For the Video with audio narration in Hokkien, please go to the Link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=360UiWIRoYY
Solving Puzzles Benefits Everyone (English).pptxOH TEIK BIN
A Presentation of a selection of Puzzles, Brain Teasers and Thinking Problems to exercise both the mind and the Right and Left Brain. To help keep the mind and brain fit and healthy. Good for both the young and old alike.
Answers are given for all the puzzles and problems.
10 Life Lessons to Live By (Eng. & Chi.).pptxOH TEIK BIN
A PowerPoint Presentation on important moral / Life lessons to learn and practice to live a more meaningful, happy and peaceful life.
The texts are in English and Chinese.
For the Video with audio narration and explanation in English, please check out the Link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv2OvmM6ZHw
The King 'Great Goodness' Part 1 Mahasilava Jataka (Eng. & Chi.).pptxOH TEIK BIN
A PowerPoint Presentation of a Jataka Story (Part 1) that can impart good Dhamma teachings on virtue, moral values and strength of character.
The texts are in English and Chinese.
For the Video with audio narration in Hokkien, please go to the Link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pndBvmNq1jo
A Tsunami Tragedy ~ Wise Reflections for Troubled Times (Eng. & Chi.).pptxOH TEIK BIN
A PowerPoint Presentation based on the 2004 Tsunami tragedy with
important Dhamma teachings for constant reflection.
A Presentation for mental development and to spur us to practice the Dhamma diligently.
The texts are in English and Chinese. Images are drawn from the Google Image search.
The Wolf, The Buffalo and The Shepherd ~ A Kids' Story with Life Lessons (En...OH TEIK BIN
A PowerPoint Presentation of a children’s story that teaches the importance of values like clear thinking, wisdom and compassion.
The texts are in English and Malay.
For the Video with audio narration and explanation in English, please check out the Link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRpUw8ssl0I
Free eBook ~ 6 Superb Stories That Teach Precious Dhamma.pdfOH TEIK BIN
A free eBook comprising 6 PowerPoint presentations of meaningful Buddhist stories that teach important Dhamma/Life lessons. For reflection and practice to develop the mind to grow in love, compassion and wisdom. The texts are in English and Chinese.
Indications of Rebirth ~ My Reflections (English & Chinese).pptxOH TEIK BIN
A PowerPoint Presentation on the empirical evidences that point to the Truth of Rebirth or Reincarnation. My reflections are given for each of the cases.
The texts are in English and Chinese.
For the video with audio narration and explanation in English please check out the Link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKGgVq3OT-g
Free eBook ~ 5 Malaysian Stories with Lessons to Learn (English).pdfOH TEIK BIN
A free eBook comprising 5 Malaysian Stories with important teachings on Dhamma/ Life Lessons to reflect upon. For mental development to grow in love-kindness, virtue, compassion and wisdom. The texts are in English.
Free eBook ~Short Inspirational Stories - The Benefits.pdfOH TEIK BIN
A free eBook (pdf format) consisting of 12 short inspirational stories with messages of Life Lessons. Each of the stories is accompanied by some Dhamma reflections.
Of benefit to develop the mind in virtue, compassion and wisdom.
Sacifices for the Deceased ~ Matakabhatta Jataka (Eng. & Chi.).pptxOH TEIK BIN
A PowerPoint Presentation of a Jataka Tale that
conveys the important Dhamma teaching on Kamma.
The texts are in English and Chinese.
For the Video with narration and explanation in Hokkien, please check out the Link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGjlaTi5tkM
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Monday, 3 June 2024
Episode 47
A friend is compelled to expose a manipulative scheme to prevent another from making a grave mistake. In a frantic bid to save Jojo, Phakamile agrees to a meeting that unbeknownst to her, will seal her fate.
Tuesday, 4 June 2024
Episode 48
A mother, with her son's best interests at heart, finds him unready to heed her advice. Motshabi finds herself in an unmanageable situation, sinking fast like in quicksand.
Wednesday, 5 June 2024
Episode 49
A woman fabricates a diabolical lie to cover up an indiscretion. Overwhelmed by guilt, she makes a spontaneous confession that could be devastating to another heart.
Thursday, 6 June 2024
Episode 50
Linda unwittingly discloses damning information. Nhlamulo and Vuvu try to guide their friend towards the right decision.
Friday, 7 June 2024
Episode 51
Jojo's life continues to spiral out of control. Dintle weaves a web of lies to conceal that she is not as successful as everyone believes.
Monday, 10 June 2024
Episode 52
A heated confrontation between lovers leads to a devastating admission of guilt. Dintle's desperation takes a new turn, leaving her with dwindling options.
Tuesday, 11 June 2024
Episode 53
Unable to resort to violence, Taps issues a verbal threat, leaving Mdala unsettled. A sister must explain her life choices to regain her brother's trust.
Wednesday, 12 June 2024
Episode 54
Winnie makes a very troubling discovery. Taps follows through on his threat, leaving a woman reeling. Layla, oblivious to the truth, offers an incentive.
Thursday, 13 June 2024
Episode 55
A nosy relative arrives just in time to thwart a man's fatal decision. Dintle manipulates Khanyi to tug at Mo's heartstrings and get what she wants.
Friday, 14 June 2024
Episode 56
Tlhogi is shocked by Mdala's reaction following the revelation of their indiscretion. Jojo is in disbelief when the punishment for his crime is revealed.
Monday, 17 June 2024
Episode 57
A woman reprimands another to stay in her lane, leading to a damning revelation. A man decides to leave his broken life behind.
Tuesday, 18 June 2024
Episode 58
Nhlamulo learns that due to his actions, his worst fears have come true. Caiphus' extravagant promises to suppliers get him into trouble with Ndu.
Wednesday, 19 June 2024
Episode 59
A woman manages to kill two birds with one stone. Business doom looms over Chillax. A sobering incident makes a woman realize how far she's fallen.
Thursday, 20 June 2024
Episode 60
Taps' offer to help Nhlamulo comes with hidden motives. Caiphus' new ideas for Chillax have MaHilda excited. A blast from the past recognizes Dintle, not for her newfound fame.
Friday, 21 June 2024
Episode 61
Taps is hungry for revenge and finds a rope to hang Mdala with. Chillax's new job opportunity elicits mixed reactions from the public. Roommates' initial meeting starts off on the wrong foot.
Monday, 24 June 2024
Episode 62
Taps seizes new information and recruits someone on the inside. Mary's new job
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Young Tom Selleck: A Journey Through His Early Years and Rise to Stardomgreendigital
Introduction
When one thinks of Hollywood legends, Tom Selleck is a name that comes to mind. Known for his charming smile, rugged good looks. and the iconic mustache that has become synonymous with his persona. Tom Selleck has had a prolific career spanning decades. But, the journey of young Tom Selleck, from his early years to becoming a household name. is a story filled with determination, talent, and a touch of luck. This article delves into young Tom Selleck's life, background, early struggles. and pivotal moments that led to his rise in Hollywood.
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Early Life and Background
Family Roots and Childhood
Thomas William Selleck was born in Detroit, Michigan, on January 29, 1945. He was the second of four children in a close-knit family. His father, Robert Dean Selleck, was a real estate investor and executive. while his mother, Martha Selleck, was a homemaker. The Selleck family relocated to Sherman Oaks, California. when Tom was a child, setting the stage for his future in the entertainment industry.
Education and Early Interests
Growing up, young Tom Selleck was an active and athletic child. He attended Grant High School in Van Nuys, California. where he excelled in sports, particularly basketball. His tall and athletic build made him a standout player, and he earned a basketball scholarship to the University of Southern California (U.S.C.). While at U.S.C., Selleck studied business administration. but his interests shifted toward acting.
Discovery of Acting Passion
Tom Selleck's journey into acting was serendipitous. During his time at U.S.C., a drama coach encouraged him to try acting. This nudge led him to join the Hills Playhouse, where he began honing his craft. Transitioning from an aspiring athlete to an actor took time. but young Tom Selleck became drawn to the performance world.
Early Career Struggles
Breaking Into the Industry
The path to stardom was a challenging one for young Tom Selleck. Like many aspiring actors, he faced many rejections and struggled to find steady work. A series of minor roles and guest appearances on television shows marked his early career. In 1965, he debuted on the syndicated show "The Dating Game." which gave him some exposure but did not lead to immediate success.
The Commercial Breakthrough
During the late 1960s and early 1970s, Selleck began appearing in television commercials. His rugged good looks and charismatic presence made him a popular brand choice. He starred in advertisements for Pepsi-Cola, Revlon, and Close-Up toothpaste. These commercials provided financial stability and helped him gain visibility in the industry.
Struggling Actor in Hollywood
Despite his success in commercials. breaking into large acting roles remained a challenge for young Tom Selleck. He auditioned and took on small parts in T.V. shows and movies. Some of his early television appearances included roles in popular series like Lancer, The F.B.I., and Bracken's World. But, it would take a
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In the vast landscape of cinema, stories have been told, retold, and reimagined in countless ways. At the heart of this narrative evolution lies the concept of a "remake". A successful remake allows us to revisit cherished tales through a fresh lens, often reflecting a different era's perspective or harnessing the power of advanced technology. Yet, the question remains, what makes a remake successful? Today, we will delve deeper into this subject, identifying the key ingredients that contribute to the success of a remake.
Tom Selleck Net Worth: A Comprehensive Analysisgreendigital
Over several decades, Tom Selleck, a name synonymous with charisma. From his iconic role as Thomas Magnum in the television series "Magnum, P.I." to his enduring presence in "Blue Bloods," Selleck has captivated audiences with his versatility and charm. As a result, "Tom Selleck net worth" has become a topic of great interest among fans. and financial enthusiasts alike. This article delves deep into Tom Selleck's wealth, exploring his career, assets, endorsements. and business ventures that contribute to his impressive economic standing.
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Early Life and Career Beginnings
The Foundation of Tom Selleck's Wealth
Born on January 29, 1945, in Detroit, Michigan, Tom Selleck grew up in Sherman Oaks, California. His journey towards building a large net worth began with humble origins. , Selleck pursued a business administration degree at the University of Southern California (USC) on a basketball scholarship. But, his interest shifted towards acting. leading him to study at the Hills Playhouse under Milton Katselas.
Minor roles in television and films marked Selleck's early career. He appeared in commercials and took on small parts in T.V. series such as "The Dating Game" and "Lancer." These initial steps, although modest. laid the groundwork for his future success and the growth of Tom Selleck net worth. Breakthrough with "Magnum, P.I."
The Role that Defined Tom Selleck's Career
Tom Selleck's breakthrough came with the role of Thomas Magnum in the CBS television series "Magnum, P.I." (1980-1988). This role made him a household name and boosted his net worth. The series' popularity resulted in Selleck earning large salaries. leading to financial stability and increased recognition in Hollywood.
"Magnum P.I." garnered high ratings and critical acclaim during its run. Selleck's portrayal of the charming and resourceful private investigator resonated with audiences. making him one of the most beloved television actors of the 1980s. The success of "Magnum P.I." played a pivotal role in shaping Tom Selleck net worth, establishing him as a major star.
Film Career and Diversification
Expanding Tom Selleck's Financial Portfolio
While "Magnum, P.I." was a cornerstone of Selleck's career, he did not limit himself to television. He ventured into films, further enhancing Tom Selleck net worth. His filmography includes notable movies such as "Three Men and a Baby" (1987). which became the highest-grossing film of the year, and its sequel, "Three Men and a Little Lady" (1990). These box office successes contributed to his wealth.
Selleck's versatility allowed him to transition between genres. from comedies like "Mr. Baseball" (1992) to westerns such as "Quigley Down Under" (1990). This diversification showcased his acting range. and provided many income streams, reinforcing Tom Selleck net worth.
Television Resurgence with "Blue Bloods"
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Matt Rife Cancels Shows Due to Health Concerns, Reschedules Tour Dates.pdfAzura Everhart
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https://www.theurbancrews.com/celeb/matt-rife-cancels-bloomington-show/
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2. Dumb Pretty Nurse An ugly looking but brilliant doctor once told a dull-witted but very pretty nurse, “Even though you have little brains, your looks are simply great!” “ Oh, thank you, Doctor,” the dumb nurse said happily. “You know, how great it’d be if we were to get married …we’ll have children with your intelligence and my looks.” “ What if our children have my looks and your brains?” the doctor remarked. Reflection We cannot assume that things will turn out the way we want them to. When one realizes that the course life can take can be unpredictable, wisdom arises.
3. Irrational Jealousy Husband: Darling, I’ve turned over a new leaf. See …no more strands of ladies’ hair on my shirt. I don’t fool around with women anymore. Wife: Some of my friends said that they have seen you visiting temples. No ladies’ hair on your shirt? You are now fooling around with nuns! Reflection Jealousy is a strong mental defilement. The jealous mind can be most irrational and deluded and this can lead one to real trouble and suffering.
4. The Speaker A well-known motivation speaker gave a talk to a local Women’s Club. At the end of his talk, the secretary of the Club approached him with a cheque meant as reimbursement for his traveling expenses. The speaker declined the cheque and said it could be donated to any charity. “Would you mind,” the secretary asked, “if we put the donation into our Special Fund?” “ Not at all,” the speaker replied. “As a matter of curiosity, what’s the Special Fund for?” “ To enable our Women’s Club to get a better speaker next year.” Reflection One has to be careful and mindful of one’s speech because wrong speech can hurt others and bring about undesirable consequences .
5. Superstition A thief and his accomplice had entered a high-rise building and had stolen some jewelry from an apartment. Suddenly there was a police siren. Thief : Quick Buddy … the police are coming … jump out of the window! Accomplice : But we’re on the 13th floor! Thief : You stupid fool! This is no time to be superstitious! Reflection When the mind is filled with negative states like fear, worry, and anger, it loses mindfulness and calm. A person in such a state can utter or do the most foolish things.
6. The Cheating Husband A wife slapped her husband at the face after discovering a piece of paper with the name ‘ Pattylou’ written on it. “ It was the name of a horse I bet on yesterday,” the husband protested vehemently. The following day the wife slapped the husband again. “ What was that for?” he asked. “ Your horse called last night,” the wife replied. Reflection Dishonesty or lying is a break of a moral precept. This can lead to unpleasant consequences and suffering. Honesty and integrity are great noble virtues to be practised.
7. An Anniversary Wish A married couple, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th wedding Anniversary. During their party, a wizard appeared to congratulate them and grant them each one wish. The wife wanted to travel around the world and poof – the wife had tickets in her hand for a world cruise. Next, the fairy asked the husband what he wanted. He said, “I wish I had a wife 30 years younger than me.” The wizard picked up his wand and poof – the husband was 90 years old. Reflection Unwholesome wishes sometimes come true in a most unexpected manner to the disappointment or detriment of the wisher. It does not pay to have thoughts or deeds rooted in greed, lust and delusion or ego.
8. “ I’d do Anything …” A sexy young lady undergraduate entered a young professor’s office. She closed the door and knelt down pleadingly. “ I would do anything to pass this exam,” she pleaded. She then leant closer to him, flipped back her hair, gazed sexily into his eyes. “I mean …” she whispered, “ …I would do … anything.” “ Anything?” the professor returned her gaze. “ Yes, absolutely anything,” she said sexily. The professor whispered to her, “Go back and study your lecture notes.” Reflection Never resort to immoral behaviour to try to achieve your goal. Honest hard work is the only way . Can we have peace of mind if we achieve anything in dishonest ways?
9. An Innocent Question Mokhtar, a naïve primary school pupil asked his father, “Father, where did I come from?” His father knew this question would be coming someday and he was prepared. He gave Mokhtar all the facts about fathers and mothers making babies. He told it very carefully and honestly so that his son would understand. However Mokhtar just frowned in puzzlement. Finally, his father asked Mokhtar,” “ What are you puzzled about? Don’t you understand?” Mokhtar remarked, “That’s really strange … my friend Rudy said he came from Surabaya, Indonesia.” Reflection How often have we given poor, irrelevant or stupid answers because we presume things and jump to conclusions?
10. The Eccentric Interviewer An eccentric boss was interviewing a lady applicant for a post in his company. He had a candle at his desk. The boss asked the applicant, “Why did the elephant eat the candle?” The lady, after a moment of pause, said “Because the elephant was crazy?” The boss laughed sneeringly and said, “No, you brainless lady …because the elephant wanted a light snack!” The applicant was insulted. She wanted to get back at the interviewer. “Sir,” she said, “do you know what kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?” The boss was stumped. “ A red candle?” he guessed. “ Neither!” the lady said. “ Candles always burn shorter! No brains!” Reflection It does not pay to try to insult or bring down another person. It reflects on one’s terrible character. The wise practises mindful and kind speech.
11. ‘ Love Struck’ Child The young schoolteacher was concerned about a 12-year old student. One day the teacher asked the student, “Raj, why is it your schoolwork has become so bad lately?” “I can’t concentrate,” Raj said. “I’ve fallen in love.” “Is that so?” the teacher said with a smile. “With whom?” “With you,” Raj answered. “But, Raj,” said the teacher, “don’t you see how silly this is? It’s true that I want a husband of my own one day, but I don’t want a child.” “Oh, don’t worry teacher,” Raj said reassuringly. “I’ll be very careful.” Reflection A person’s words can be misconstrued by another party. This can lead to unintended consequences. One has to be very mindful of one’s speech … it has to be very clear so as not to be misinterpreted.
12. The End "Seven days without laughter makes one WEAK." – Cartoonist Mort Walker May you grow in your sense of Humor and your wealth of Wisdom With Metta, Bro. Oh Teik Bin