This document summarizes an experiential analysis of developing a Node.js and Arduino-powered keg monitoring system called keg.io while under the influence of beer. It describes how earlier versions of keg.io used Node.js to communicate with Arduinos via serial connections and how newer versions leverage the cloud. It also provides an example of a typical workflow involving monitoring keg temperature and tap activity like drink scans and pours. The goals are to make the project openly contributable and deploy it in many developer offices.