Help Yourself - A novel with free answers to the meaning of life. Caspar Addyman
Yet another novel about comedy, fame and madness. But with answers to the meaning of life thrown in for free. John Smith just died as a comedian but may have been reborn as a prophet of the present moment. Dr Hazel Cole has written a self-help book so good that it might even work on daytime TV presenters. Behind the scenes, billionaire press baron Eric Hayle seems to be pressing all the buttons. But will this mysterious man spoil everything?
God only knows.
And what happens if you ask 644 professional philosophers about the meaning of life, the universe and everything? Caspar knows because he tried it. The results are included in this edition at no extra cost to you. But knowledge comes with its own price. You will have to put up with some of Caspar's ranting at the universe.
Free kindle version at http://onemonkey.org/help-yourself
Forget the first two rules of Fight Club. Dipping into their personal photo collections and taking Total Film on a three month journey over as many time zones, David Fincher, Brad Pitt, Edward Norton, Helena Bonham Carter and Chuck Palahniuk reflect on making, quite simply, the greatest film of our lifetime.
Help Yourself - A novel with free answers to the meaning of life. Caspar Addyman
Yet another novel about comedy, fame and madness. But with answers to the meaning of life thrown in for free. John Smith just died as a comedian but may have been reborn as a prophet of the present moment. Dr Hazel Cole has written a self-help book so good that it might even work on daytime TV presenters. Behind the scenes, billionaire press baron Eric Hayle seems to be pressing all the buttons. But will this mysterious man spoil everything?
God only knows.
And what happens if you ask 644 professional philosophers about the meaning of life, the universe and everything? Caspar knows because he tried it. The results are included in this edition at no extra cost to you. But knowledge comes with its own price. You will have to put up with some of Caspar's ranting at the universe.
Free kindle version at http://onemonkey.org/help-yourself
Forget the first two rules of Fight Club. Dipping into their personal photo collections and taking Total Film on a three month journey over as many time zones, David Fincher, Brad Pitt, Edward Norton, Helena Bonham Carter and Chuck Palahniuk reflect on making, quite simply, the greatest film of our lifetime.
presentation on graffiti by the University of Alabama. From this original source. No copyright infringement intended. http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CCYQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.uofaweb.ualberta.ca%2Fcrsc%2Fpdfs%2FGraffiti-Public_version%28FINAL%29-Compressed_images.ppt&ei=drxGT8DkBIXrtgeApKSdDg&usg=AFQjCNFFFVQYhHc7o0WA3nuSFVY4LPj0Bg
Pat Kane on Play, Humour, Frankie Boyle and Old Jews Telling Jokes at Playful...www.patkane.global
My presentation to the Playful '10 conference at Conway Hall, London, on 26th September, 2010, http://www.thisisplayful.com
Contact me at http://www.theplayethic.com
1. Complete the Budget Challenge activity at httpswww.federa.docxcatheryncouper
1. Complete the Budget Challenge activity at: https://www.federalbudgetchallenge.org/challenges/20/pages/overview
a. Keep a record of your selections and why you decided to select them and not the other options. ( keep a record of your selections in piece of paper so you can go back and reflect on your choices in your write-up. For instance, the first choice is about investments. So, on a piece of paper write down whether you selected any of the investment choices and a quick note about why you chose (for example) to spend $30B to establish a National Infrastructure Bank but didn't select to invest in the other options.) your selections as those reflect your own personal, subjective, choices. I will grade the assignment based on whether you have provided a thoughtful written response that answers the questions posted on the instructions.
b. When you’ve finished, save your results summary page.
2. Write a 2.5+ page summary overview of your experience, discussing your budget selections and analyzing your responses. Use the following questions to guide your response, but don't be limited by them:
a. What was challenging?
b. What was easy?
c. What do your selections say about your policy priorities and political ideologies?
** source: (Author Last Name, Year, pg.)
June 2003: WAY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AIR
“Did you hear about it?”
“About what?”
“The niggers, the niggers!”
“What about ’em?”
“Them leaving, pulling out, going away; did you hear?”
“What you mean, pulling out? How can they do that?”
“They can, they will, they are.”
“Just a couple?”
“Every single one here in the South!”
“No.”
“Yes!”
“I got to see that. I don’t believe it. Where they going — Africa?”
A silence.
“Mars.”
“You mean the planet Mars?”
“That’s right.”
The men stood up in the hot shade of the hardware porch. Someone quit lighting a pipe. Somebody else spat out into the hot dust of noon.
“They can’t leave, they can’t do that.”
“They’re doing it, anyways.”
“Where’d you hear this?”
“It’s everywhere, on the radio a minute ago, just come through.”
Like a series of dusty statues, the men came to life.
Samuel Teece, the hardware proprietor, laughed uneasily. “I wondered what happened to Silly. I sent him on my bike an hour ago. He ain’t come back from Mrs. Bordman’s yet. You think that black fool just pedaled off to Mars?”
The men snorted.
“All I say is, he better bring back my bike. I don’t take stealing from no one, by God.”
“Listen!”
The men collided irritably with each other, turning.
Far up the street the levee seemed to have broken. The black warm waters descended and engulfed the town. Between the blazing white banks of the town stores, among the tree silences, a black tide flowed. Like a kind of summer molasses, it poured turgidly forth upon the cinnamon-dusty road. It surged slow, slow, and it was men and women and horses and barking dogs, and it was little boys and girls. And from the mouths of the people partaking of this tide came the sound of a river. A summer-.
Exploring the Mindfulness Understanding Its Benefits.pptxMartaLoveguard
Slide 1: Title: Exploring the Mindfulness: Understanding Its Benefits
Slide 2: Introduction to Mindfulness
Mindfulness, defined as the conscious, non-judgmental observation of the present moment, has deep roots in Buddhist meditation practice but has gained significant popularity in the Western world in recent years. In today's society, filled with distractions and constant stimuli, mindfulness offers a valuable tool for regaining inner peace and reconnecting with our true selves. By cultivating mindfulness, we can develop a heightened awareness of our thoughts, feelings, and surroundings, leading to a greater sense of clarity and presence in our daily lives.
Slide 3: Benefits of Mindfulness for Mental Well-being
Practicing mindfulness can help reduce stress and anxiety levels, improving overall quality of life.
Mindfulness increases awareness of our emotions and teaches us to manage them better, leading to improved mood.
Regular mindfulness practice can improve our ability to concentrate and focus our attention on the present moment.
Slide 4: Benefits of Mindfulness for Physical Health
Research has shown that practicing mindfulness can contribute to lowering blood pressure, which is beneficial for heart health.
Regular meditation and mindfulness practice can strengthen the immune system, aiding the body in fighting infections.
Mindfulness may help reduce the risk of chronic diseases such as type 2 diabetes and obesity by reducing stress and improving overall lifestyle habits.
Slide 5: Impact of Mindfulness on Relationships
Mindfulness can help us better understand others and improve communication, leading to healthier relationships.
By focusing on the present moment and being fully attentive, mindfulness helps build stronger and more authentic connections with others.
Mindfulness teaches us how to be present for others in difficult times, leading to increased compassion and understanding.
Slide 6: Mindfulness Techniques and Practices
Focusing on the breath and mindful breathing can be a simple way to enter a state of mindfulness.
Body scan meditation involves focusing on different parts of the body, paying attention to any sensations and feelings.
Practicing mindful walking and eating involves consciously focusing on each step or bite, with full attention to sensory experiences.
Slide 7: Incorporating Mindfulness into Daily Life
You can practice mindfulness in everyday activities such as washing dishes or taking a walk in the park.
Adding mindfulness practice to daily routines can help increase awareness and presence.
Mindfulness helps us become more aware of our needs and better manage our time, leading to balance and harmony in life.
Slide 8: Summary: Embracing Mindfulness for Full Living
Mindfulness can bring numerous benefits for physical and mental health.
Regular mindfulness practice can help achieve a fuller and more satisfying life.
Mindfulness has the power to change our perspective and way of perceiving the world, leading to deeper se
The Good News, newsletter for June 2024 is hereNoHo FUMC
Our monthly newsletter is available to read online. We hope you will join us each Sunday in person for our worship service. Make sure to subscribe and follow us on YouTube and social media.
The Book of Joshua is the sixth book in the Hebrew Bible and the Old Testament, and is the first book of the Deuteronomistic history, the story of Israel from the conquest of Canaan to the Babylonian exile.
Lesson 9 - Resisting Temptation Along the Way.pptxCelso Napoleon
Lesson 9 - Resisting Temptation Along the Way
SBs – Sunday Bible School
Adult Bible Lessons 2nd quarter 2024 CPAD
MAGAZINE: THE CAREER THAT IS PROPOSED TO US: The Path of Salvation, Holiness and Perseverance to Reach Heaven
Commentator: Pastor Osiel Gomes
Presentation: Missionary Celso Napoleon
Renewed in Grace
What Should be the Christian View of Anime?Joe Muraguri
We will learn what Anime is and see what a Christian should consider before watching anime movies? We will also learn a little bit of Shintoism religion and hentai (the craze of internet pornography today).
In Jude 17-23 Jude shifts from piling up examples of false teachers from the Old Testament to a series of practical exhortations that flow from apostolic instruction. He preserves for us what may well have been part of the apostolic catechism for the first generation of Christ-followers. In these instructions Jude exhorts the believer to deal with 3 different groups of people: scoffers who are "devoid of the Spirit", believers who have come under the influence of scoffers and believers who are so entrenched in false teaching that they need rescue and pose some real spiritual risk for the rescuer. In all of this Jude emphasizes Jesus' call to rescue straying sheep, leaving the 99 safely behind and pursuing the 1.
The Chakra System in our body - A Portal to Interdimensional Consciousness.pptxBharat Technology
each chakra is studied in greater detail, several steps have been included to
strengthen your personal intention to open each chakra more fully. These are designed
to draw forth the highest benefit for your spiritual growth.
The PBHP DYC ~ Reflections on The Dhamma (English).pptxOH TEIK BIN
A PowerPoint Presentation based on the Dhamma Reflections for the PBHP DYC for the years 1993 – 2012. To motivate and inspire DYC members to keep on practicing the Dhamma and to do the meritorious deed of Dhammaduta work.
The texts are in English.
For the Video with audio narration, comments and texts in English, please check out the Link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF2g_43NEa0
HANUMAN STORIES: TIMELESS TEACHINGS FOR TODAY’S WORLDLearnyoga
Hanuman Stories: Timeless Teachings for Today’s World" delves into the inspiring tales of Hanuman, highlighting lessons of devotion, strength, and selfless service that resonate in modern life. These stories illustrate how Hanuman's unwavering faith and courage can guide us through challenges and foster resilience. Through these timeless narratives, readers can find profound wisdom to apply in their daily lives.
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3. TABLE OF
CONTENTS
2...........................................TABLE OF CONTENTS
3.....................................”I’m Just Talkin’ ‘bout SHAFT”
4..........................ARTICLE FROM “THE ONION”
(an online news publication)
5..........................................................................AD PAGE
6.............FROM THE EAT’N’PARK JOURNALS.
7/8............................................................DEATH.
9..............................................................CUT AND PASTE
10..........................................................GOOD COMPANY
11....................LETTERS FROM OUR READERS.
12.................................................................GANG TALK
13......................................IMPORTANT MESSAGE
14..............................................LAST PAGE PHOTO.
4.
5. Nazi SS Cemetery Desectrated by
Pro-Semitic Gaffiti
DARMSTADT, GERMANY-- Steuben said. "But I suppose old
Residents of this quiet Rhineland city prejudices die hard."
awoke Monday to discover that Darmstadt police, working closely
Heinrich Himmler Memorial with the Nazi Anti-Defamation
Cemetery, the final resting place of League, are committed to bringing
over 200 Nazi SS Officers who gave the perpetrators to justice.
their lives for Germany in World War "This sort of hate crime must not
II, had been desecrated during the be tolerated," police chief Klaus
night with pro-Semitic graffiti. Meine said. "We will do everything
"This is horrible, simply horrible," in our power to find the Jews
said a tearful Grete Brautig, who responsible for this."
found the headstone of her The vandalism is not the first
g r a n d f a t h e r , Wa f f e n - S S incident of pro-Semitism to occur in
Oberlieutenant Otto Brautig, defaced Darmstadt. In 1991, a group of
with a spray-painted Star of David. Zionists marched through the streets
"Why would anyone want to do such of the city, waving Israeli flags and
an awful, hateful thing to my chanting in Hebrew. City leaders filed
grosspapa, a man who loved a court injunction in an effort to block
and fought for his country?" the march, but the Zionists,
According to Darmstadt police, defended by the German Civil
sometime between the hours of 1 and Liberties Union, won.
6 a.m., unknown persons vandalized "I will never forgive the GCLU
the grave markers of dozens of for defending the Zionists," Steuben
prominent SS men with pro-Semitic said. "I am all for free speech, but
graffiti, including Jewish stars and that crossed the line."
slogans like "Chosen People" and Support for the people of
"Next Year In Jerusalem." Darmstadt has poured in from across
It is believed to be the worst pro- Germany in the form of letters,
Semitic crime in Darmstadt history. donations and personal visits from
"You must understand, the Star of political figures.
David is an incredibly painful symbol "Once more, Germans have
for my people," said former Hitler become the victims of hatred,
Youth member Conrad Steuben, 67, prejudice and intolerance," said
whose father, SS-Unterscharführer former Austrian president Kurt
Erich Steuben, was buried with full Waldheim in a speech given in the
military honors at Darmstadt in 1945. Darmstadt town plaza. "This incident
"It stands for the destruction of us serves as a reminder that we must
and everything we believe in. Seeing remain vigilant about preserving the
it scrawled across those gravestones memory of the four million Germans
reopens many deep wounds." who died during World War II, so
"I thought we had put pro-Semitism that similar tragedies can be
behind us here in Darmstadt," prevented in the future. Never again."
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7. FROM THE
EAT’N’PARK JOURNALS
Ah-HA! Attention synapses, poor employees who are
the brain has left the trapped there for hours ,
building. Or rather the skull. simply for wanting to escape
I’m drawing a blank. Here’s their dreary job. Denny’s has
what a drawing of a blank no doubt already stole her
looks like. (Framed of course, sanity and soul. Denny’s can
with an inch border on the do that, you know.
sides, and top, and an inch AHHHH...Jittery! COFFEE!! If
and a half on the bottom.) I only had a huge hamster
wheel. I believe I will donate
a human sized hamster wheel
to Eat’n’Park. I’ll have a little
gold plate put on it, with my
name engraved right on it.
It will be called the Mat
Luschek “I drank too much
coffee” Human Hamster
Oi, I’m getting wired. Coffee, Wheel. At least I’ll be in
coffee, coffee. Silly girls in shape, if I use it every day.
front of me. They discuss AHH!! cannot sit still...must
nonsense about college and have motion! Spontaneous
living with someone’s dad. combustion CAN happen.
Hmm... One silly girl burned One day I’m afraid I’ll be the
her mouth. Aww.. Denny’s sad proof of that. One too
waitress enters. Traitor. Of many strong coffees...
course, one can’t blame the and......BAM!
Illustration by Hajime
Sorayama. Check out
his work, good stuff.
11. LETTERS FROM
OUR READERS!
Wow. Someone actually responded! Here’s
what we got from Dr. Goat of Strongsville,
OH....
8/29/98
Dear THE DOOR FROM HELL Staff,
Thanks for sending me the first issue of THE DOOR FROM
HELL. One word: Bravo! It’s obvious that the editors of this
literary magazine truly understand and have a grasp on the
literary world. I shared copies with all of my friends and he didn’t
hate it.
I look forward to the next issue and I only have a few
suggestions: Mention my name more; more pictures of me; less
clothing on Erin Grey and Carrie Fisher; less clothing on my
pictures; a new cover which includes nude photos of me with
Carrie Fisher, Erin Grey and the shorter of the two chipmunks
on that Chip and Dale cartoon; pop-up pages of a giraffe being
lynched by the KKK and Harry Truman; more contests that risk
the lives of elderly women with hearing aides; complimentary
spam-free crotchless panties (non-edible); a How-To-Speak-In-
Tongues-Even-Though-No-One-Can-Spell-Lackadaisical-
Correctly section; address the issue of circumcision vs. walnut
heavers; and please don’t forget a political commentary on green-
bean arm severing machines. I’ll include the rest of my ideas
next issue. Thanks a bunch.
Dr. Goat.
Thanks Dr.Goat, you’ll receive a free stamp
with your next issue. Look for it in the upper
right hand corner of the back of the book.
12.
13. From the Producer of the
REMOTE VIEWING THROUGH SPACE AND TIME
complete training course.
Because of certain events, the violent and unforgiving
Academy of Remote Viewing has corrections.
decided to reveal openly to the Remote Viewing work done at
general public sensitive A.R.V. (Academy of Remote
information about intelligence- Viewing) seems to indicate that
gathering Mental Remote Viewing the late summer months of 1998
Techniques that are highly probable flash points
up-to-now had remained jealously for such occurrences. We feel a
guarded by some governments duty to warn individuals, so that
(updated with new critical they hopefully can prepare for this.
material: March We, at the Academy of Remote
1998). It is reproduced on this Viewing, strongly feel that
Web site. uncontrolled widespread runaway
It is the hope of the Academy speculation is a much greater
that this leap in the understanding pernicious social and economic ill
of mind operations will help usher than runaway inflation. We live
in a in times of
new man in the third millennium historically unprecedented
whose mental powers should open institutionalized greed and
the door to a better and more financial speculation.
congenial Authoritative governmental
world. and monetary power-centers
The Superpowers of the Mind should have behaved more
are here, for each mind to use and responsibly and might eventually,
benefit from. To our knowledge, m o s t p r o b a b l y, b e m a d e
such revelations have not yet been accountable for having failed to
officially disclosed anywhere else. prevent such obvious man-made
------------------------------------ disasters.
Flash (April 98) - The Academy Artificially-induced economical
of Remote Viewing would like to paradises are just that: Chimerical
post the following message as a experiments of self-gratification
public service: that inevitably bring down with
Within the next couple of the collapse of their isolationist
months, a window will open on mental walls real-world realities
the near-term event horizon that that come then crushing down on
shows a high probability for our all of us and face us with rebound
world's financial markets strength and implacable
(especially the worldwide stock consequences.
bourses) to experience quite w w w. p ro b a b l e f u t u re . c o m