Evil Susan reluctantly marries Shea after he proposes with a 24 karat ring. They hold a wedding in their backyard attended by friends and family, including Susan's three children Blight, Burns, and Occult. However, Susan is dismayed to learn from her mother that she needs to have three pregnancies, not just three kids, to fulfill her "evil destiny".
Ruthless and her twin Riot have grown into teenagers on their birthday. Ruthless is unhappy that Riot grew up before her again. Their grandmother, Evil Susan, pays them an angry visit and insults the family. The following morning, the family decides to take Evil Susan's visit as a sign and make some changes.
Evil Susan gives birth to twins, a boy named Blight and a girl named Burns. Though initially indifferent to the children, she begins to warm up to them, playing and cuddling with them at times. Shea is thrilled with his new parenting role and cares for the twins, teaching them skills. Evil Susan decides she wants a third child to build her "army of evil".
The document summarizes events in an asylum where characters from the author's legacy have been placed. Keith refuses to wear pants until Rhys changes his hairstyle. Various characters hook up and have babies, including Josh and Mary who realize they are related. Goopy pees on the floor after missing the bathroom. Eden visits but leaves without incident. Lillian has her first baby.
Ruthless arranges a date but finds the boy lacking. She physically assaults him to test his strength before abandoning the date. Her twin Riot has been asserting her independence, which upsets Ruthless. Meanwhile, the elderly parents Liz and 'Orrible show they remain active and engaged despite their age.
The document is a story about Evil Susan and her plans to open an "Evil" community lot called "Bugger Off And Die" in Riverblossom to scare and potentially harm residents. She stocks it with dangerous items and hopes for disasters like fires or lightning strikes. Though some residents are intrigued, others warn her not to hurt people. A large thunderstorm occurs, and it seems her pit may have worked as intended, injuring at least one person seeking help.
Sim Scrabble (a TS2 Name Game): Chapter 1.5Radiochocolate
The document appears to be a collection of dialogue snippets from a Sims 4 gameplay. It follows the story of several characters, including Myf, Ari, Ivy, Teresa, Axl, and Snoeu. Some key events summarized are: Ari becomes pregnant while still in high school; Axl develops feelings for Teresa, his sister's girlfriend; and Myf continues her quest to see ghosts while bored at college. The gameplay focuses on both comedic storytelling and developing relationships between the characters.
This document provides an overview of events in the Nightmare household. It introduces the birth of the youngest child, 'Orrible, and describes how the twins Blight and Burns grow into teenagers. Despite Evil Susan's attempts to send the children to private school, they remain in their original school. The twins pop up as teenagers, with Blight gaining an interest in electronics and Burns focusing on art and music. 'Orrible begins to learn self-sufficiency, and mornings take on a more routine pattern in the household.
Oblivion returns home as a zombie after his mother Paris quits her job to become an exorcist in order to resurrect him. While dead, Oblivion met his great-grandmother Evil Susan who was trapped in the afterlife. Oblivion is happy to be back with his family, and resumes his normal routines as a zombie at school. His brother C.D. also ages up on his birthday.
Ruthless and her twin Riot have grown into teenagers on their birthday. Ruthless is unhappy that Riot grew up before her again. Their grandmother, Evil Susan, pays them an angry visit and insults the family. The following morning, the family decides to take Evil Susan's visit as a sign and make some changes.
Evil Susan gives birth to twins, a boy named Blight and a girl named Burns. Though initially indifferent to the children, she begins to warm up to them, playing and cuddling with them at times. Shea is thrilled with his new parenting role and cares for the twins, teaching them skills. Evil Susan decides she wants a third child to build her "army of evil".
The document summarizes events in an asylum where characters from the author's legacy have been placed. Keith refuses to wear pants until Rhys changes his hairstyle. Various characters hook up and have babies, including Josh and Mary who realize they are related. Goopy pees on the floor after missing the bathroom. Eden visits but leaves without incident. Lillian has her first baby.
Ruthless arranges a date but finds the boy lacking. She physically assaults him to test his strength before abandoning the date. Her twin Riot has been asserting her independence, which upsets Ruthless. Meanwhile, the elderly parents Liz and 'Orrible show they remain active and engaged despite their age.
The document is a story about Evil Susan and her plans to open an "Evil" community lot called "Bugger Off And Die" in Riverblossom to scare and potentially harm residents. She stocks it with dangerous items and hopes for disasters like fires or lightning strikes. Though some residents are intrigued, others warn her not to hurt people. A large thunderstorm occurs, and it seems her pit may have worked as intended, injuring at least one person seeking help.
Sim Scrabble (a TS2 Name Game): Chapter 1.5Radiochocolate
The document appears to be a collection of dialogue snippets from a Sims 4 gameplay. It follows the story of several characters, including Myf, Ari, Ivy, Teresa, Axl, and Snoeu. Some key events summarized are: Ari becomes pregnant while still in high school; Axl develops feelings for Teresa, his sister's girlfriend; and Myf continues her quest to see ghosts while bored at college. The gameplay focuses on both comedic storytelling and developing relationships between the characters.
This document provides an overview of events in the Nightmare household. It introduces the birth of the youngest child, 'Orrible, and describes how the twins Blight and Burns grow into teenagers. Despite Evil Susan's attempts to send the children to private school, they remain in their original school. The twins pop up as teenagers, with Blight gaining an interest in electronics and Burns focusing on art and music. 'Orrible begins to learn self-sufficiency, and mornings take on a more routine pattern in the household.
Oblivion returns home as a zombie after his mother Paris quits her job to become an exorcist in order to resurrect him. While dead, Oblivion met his great-grandmother Evil Susan who was trapped in the afterlife. Oblivion is happy to be back with his family, and resumes his normal routines as a zombie at school. His brother C.D. also ages up on his birthday.
Orrible continues his studies at college while enjoying romantic relationships with many female students. His brother Occult struggles socially until finding approval by threatening to shoot a cow. 'Orrible works to complete his skills to become a celebrity chef, but is frequently distracted by his active love life. He remains optimistic about his romantic adventures despite some conflicts with jealous partners."
I.M. Bored: A Legacy in 10 Generations - Gen 5 Part 3Lady Lark
Willow gives birth to twins, a girl named Beatrix Kiddo and a boy named Vash the Stampede. Willow struggles with being a new mother but receives support from her family. The family business, Sucker Cake, reaches the maximum level of 10 by selling accumulated fruits and fish. Willow works on maxing out her hobbies while the business operates. The twins then age up, with Beatrix bald like other family members and Vash inheriting hair and his father's nose.
This document provides an overview of the concurrent Prettacy and Uglacy families and their college-aged children. It introduces Cypress as the heir to the Uglacy, who is plotting Eeevil, and Banyan from the Prettacy, who is popular but manipulated by Cypress. In college, Cypress and Larch compete for Eeevil supremacy, Larch influences others, and Banyan cries after an interaction with the cow mascot. The feud between Cypress and Larch intensifies in college.
Brigadier Ronald Rooster arrives to find Norm's brigade in disarray. He criticizes their formation and notes. Grandma Tina tells the story of her family, who lived in a shack with no plumbing but had each other. Strange things start happening after Kali is zapped by a mother ship, including fires and a roach infestation. Ultimately, Kali goes to live with her father due to her volatile behavior. The family finds more happiness without her dramatic influence, though small incidents still occur. Birthdays of the grandchildren are recounted.
This document provides an overview of events in the Rauta household in chapter IX of the "Trailer Park Challenge". Several key events are summarized:
1. Two dogs, Benny and Buffy, were previously adopted by the family. Ginger, an aspiration fodder sim, continues spending a lot of time at their lot.
2. Praseodymium makes it into Sim State University, majoring in Physics.
3. The family goes out to dinner at a restaurant together, though some sims are less than pleased with each other's company. Drama and romance unfold both at the restaurant and back at home.
4. A new baby, Benjamin, is welcomed into
The document is a conversation between twins Riot and Ruthless. Riot compliments Ruthless for cleverly pinning their teacher to the board with saved plastic sporks. Ruthless thanks her twin and takes a subtle dig at Riot by implying she doesn't plan ahead like Ruthless does. Riot tries to defend herself but is cut off.
I.M. Bored: A Legacy in 10 Generations - Gen 8 Part 1Lady Lark
This summary provides an overview of the key events and characters in 3 sentences:
The document describes a Sims legacy focusing on the Bored family as they deal with ghosts haunting their home, including grandparents Willow and Scot's deaths. The family celebrates birthdays where the quads - Annie, Vegeta, Ayla, and Jill - make wishes and show their different aspirations. Bones continues flirting with ghosts while trying to watch her children grow up.
Circe is building a new house but the construction is being slowed down by Cricketta luring the workers to eat her cow cakes, affecting their work. Meanwhile, Citrine has a strange experience in the basement of the legacy house that leaves her feeling scared. Gray tells Darren he has decided to call off the wedding to Beryl and change the date to spring, surprising her. At Crazy Burger, Cal is embarrassed to be discovered working there by his classmate Katie.
Polly Flamingo begins an Official Wacky Boolprop Challenge in Pleasantview with her founder sim. She meets Joe Carr and they fall in love. Polly and Joe get married and Polly becomes pregnant with their first child. The chapter ends with Polly's pregnancy progressing and her and Joe excited to welcome their new addition.
Magellan narrates his family's strange life in a post-apocalyptic world. He can hear the voice of the Creator, who tells him stories of how life was better before, with things like showers, varied food, and warm weather. Magellan's mother is pregnant again with twins. He helps his sister Marie with her homework and wonders what caused their world to decline into ruins. The Creator suspects there is more to the mystery than he understands.
Jim and Jazz welcome their second child, Belle, to the family. However, tensions rise as Jazz's ex-lover Zeeshan visits and the two share an intimate moment, angering Zeeshan. Poppy enjoys showing off her skills while Belle bonds with her father. Fights continue between Beat and Jim, stressing Poppy, while Dorian makes a rare appearance at work. The chapter ends with Belle asking for a hug.
The document provides a comedic summary of the lives and interactions of several sim family members. Fantasy makes a wish at the well and receives Corbin as her perfect match, though he is overly flattering. Anime's wish results in a game breaker sim that prevents marriage. Fantasy's relationship with Corbin comes to a head while Anime chooses to embrace butterflies instead of marriage.
This chapter summarizes events in the virtual family's household as the two youngest children, Jake and Ciel, grow up and sibling rivalry increases. Ciel gets in trouble for playing in coffins, which are dangerous for vampires. Corey gets a job as a criminal that worries Kate but helps with bills. Haley considers changing careers. The family works to build skills to access more activities and locations.
1) The chapter follows Jazz and her family in their small tower home. Jazz goes on dates but finds the boys in the neighborhood boring.
2) Jazz meets the headmaster of the private school when sliding down the banister and impresses him with her messy hairstyle and home cooking.
3) The family adopts an elderly dog named Grace that becomes very attached to Jazz. Cube and Beat become teenagers, rolling popularity and family aspirations respectively.
This document provides an update on the Nightmare family, beginning with Dongy silently scolding Parasite for breaking another toaster. It then introduces their two oldest children, Oblivion and Poxy Waste „o Space, before checking in on other family members. The document describes „Orrible's death and funeral, which is attended by his children and upset grandchildren. It concludes by saying the Nightmares pulled together to get through their sadness, though things remained difficult, especially for the young grandchildren coping with loss.
It's Retroville: The Mariano legacy Chapter 2.2spikykitty
1) Ginger gives birth to a baby girl named Judy after hours of labor. Judy looks just like her mother Ginger.
2) Gene and Betty age up into children on their birthday. Gene is excited to have hands now while Betty remains reserved.
3) This chapter ends the Mariano family update. The next chapter will feature the kids as teens in the 1970s household with possible surprises.
Tracy has given birth to a baby boy named Blue. Blue has traits from both Tracy and Rayne. Troy is enjoying bonding with his new grandson. Tracy finds motherhood lonely as Aro works long hours to support the family. Rayne remains focused on her gardening and tells Troy not to disturb her.
This chapter introduces the Stone family's second child, Jazz, and discusses her development as a toddler. Aurora gives birth to another daughter, Cube, and the family throws parties to celebrate Jazz and Cube growing up. Dorian struggles with potty training. The chapter also covers Beat's birth and the kids continuing to grow, with Jazz becoming a teenager by the end.
Ben Ali, the son of Lindsay and Nikolai, has died after confronting Cypress. His spirit is met by Spider, Cypress's son, who gives him a chance to return home briefly to apologize and deliver a message. Ben tells his family he's sorry for his actions and that Cypress is coming for the Uglacy family to finish what he started. His family is distraught by Ben's death.
I.M Bored: A Legacy in 10 Generations - Gen 3 part 1Lady Lark
Eva, the teenage heir to the family, is struggling with feeling unloved by her parents who only seem to value her for the aspiration points she provides. Her father encourages her mother to show Eva love, but her mother believes Eva needs to learn independence. Eva throws herself into her schoolwork and dating to try to gain her parents' approval, but continues feeling lonely and misunderstood. Her wish for love and acceptance goes unfulfilled by her parents.
This document contains two lines of data showing percentages for an X150 model. The first line indicates that for X150 the percentage was 75%. The second line shows that for X150 the percentage was 80%. In summary, the document provides percentage data for an X150 model on two lines, with the percentages being 75% and 80%.
Evil Susan is living in Riverblossom Hills with her husband and children that she did not want, including twins Burns My Eyes and Blight On My Existence, and the youngest 'Orrible. She wants to leave but her friend Gin convinces her she must get old first. Evil Susan is unhappy about aging but spends time with her family. Her son Occult has issues following rules and getting along with others. Overall Evil Susan finds living with her family in Riverblossom Hills to be a frustrating experience.
Orrible continues his studies at college while enjoying romantic relationships with many female students. His brother Occult struggles socially until finding approval by threatening to shoot a cow. 'Orrible works to complete his skills to become a celebrity chef, but is frequently distracted by his active love life. He remains optimistic about his romantic adventures despite some conflicts with jealous partners."
I.M. Bored: A Legacy in 10 Generations - Gen 5 Part 3Lady Lark
Willow gives birth to twins, a girl named Beatrix Kiddo and a boy named Vash the Stampede. Willow struggles with being a new mother but receives support from her family. The family business, Sucker Cake, reaches the maximum level of 10 by selling accumulated fruits and fish. Willow works on maxing out her hobbies while the business operates. The twins then age up, with Beatrix bald like other family members and Vash inheriting hair and his father's nose.
This document provides an overview of the concurrent Prettacy and Uglacy families and their college-aged children. It introduces Cypress as the heir to the Uglacy, who is plotting Eeevil, and Banyan from the Prettacy, who is popular but manipulated by Cypress. In college, Cypress and Larch compete for Eeevil supremacy, Larch influences others, and Banyan cries after an interaction with the cow mascot. The feud between Cypress and Larch intensifies in college.
Brigadier Ronald Rooster arrives to find Norm's brigade in disarray. He criticizes their formation and notes. Grandma Tina tells the story of her family, who lived in a shack with no plumbing but had each other. Strange things start happening after Kali is zapped by a mother ship, including fires and a roach infestation. Ultimately, Kali goes to live with her father due to her volatile behavior. The family finds more happiness without her dramatic influence, though small incidents still occur. Birthdays of the grandchildren are recounted.
This document provides an overview of events in the Rauta household in chapter IX of the "Trailer Park Challenge". Several key events are summarized:
1. Two dogs, Benny and Buffy, were previously adopted by the family. Ginger, an aspiration fodder sim, continues spending a lot of time at their lot.
2. Praseodymium makes it into Sim State University, majoring in Physics.
3. The family goes out to dinner at a restaurant together, though some sims are less than pleased with each other's company. Drama and romance unfold both at the restaurant and back at home.
4. A new baby, Benjamin, is welcomed into
The document is a conversation between twins Riot and Ruthless. Riot compliments Ruthless for cleverly pinning their teacher to the board with saved plastic sporks. Ruthless thanks her twin and takes a subtle dig at Riot by implying she doesn't plan ahead like Ruthless does. Riot tries to defend herself but is cut off.
I.M. Bored: A Legacy in 10 Generations - Gen 8 Part 1Lady Lark
This summary provides an overview of the key events and characters in 3 sentences:
The document describes a Sims legacy focusing on the Bored family as they deal with ghosts haunting their home, including grandparents Willow and Scot's deaths. The family celebrates birthdays where the quads - Annie, Vegeta, Ayla, and Jill - make wishes and show their different aspirations. Bones continues flirting with ghosts while trying to watch her children grow up.
Circe is building a new house but the construction is being slowed down by Cricketta luring the workers to eat her cow cakes, affecting their work. Meanwhile, Citrine has a strange experience in the basement of the legacy house that leaves her feeling scared. Gray tells Darren he has decided to call off the wedding to Beryl and change the date to spring, surprising her. At Crazy Burger, Cal is embarrassed to be discovered working there by his classmate Katie.
Polly Flamingo begins an Official Wacky Boolprop Challenge in Pleasantview with her founder sim. She meets Joe Carr and they fall in love. Polly and Joe get married and Polly becomes pregnant with their first child. The chapter ends with Polly's pregnancy progressing and her and Joe excited to welcome their new addition.
Magellan narrates his family's strange life in a post-apocalyptic world. He can hear the voice of the Creator, who tells him stories of how life was better before, with things like showers, varied food, and warm weather. Magellan's mother is pregnant again with twins. He helps his sister Marie with her homework and wonders what caused their world to decline into ruins. The Creator suspects there is more to the mystery than he understands.
Jim and Jazz welcome their second child, Belle, to the family. However, tensions rise as Jazz's ex-lover Zeeshan visits and the two share an intimate moment, angering Zeeshan. Poppy enjoys showing off her skills while Belle bonds with her father. Fights continue between Beat and Jim, stressing Poppy, while Dorian makes a rare appearance at work. The chapter ends with Belle asking for a hug.
The document provides a comedic summary of the lives and interactions of several sim family members. Fantasy makes a wish at the well and receives Corbin as her perfect match, though he is overly flattering. Anime's wish results in a game breaker sim that prevents marriage. Fantasy's relationship with Corbin comes to a head while Anime chooses to embrace butterflies instead of marriage.
This chapter summarizes events in the virtual family's household as the two youngest children, Jake and Ciel, grow up and sibling rivalry increases. Ciel gets in trouble for playing in coffins, which are dangerous for vampires. Corey gets a job as a criminal that worries Kate but helps with bills. Haley considers changing careers. The family works to build skills to access more activities and locations.
1) The chapter follows Jazz and her family in their small tower home. Jazz goes on dates but finds the boys in the neighborhood boring.
2) Jazz meets the headmaster of the private school when sliding down the banister and impresses him with her messy hairstyle and home cooking.
3) The family adopts an elderly dog named Grace that becomes very attached to Jazz. Cube and Beat become teenagers, rolling popularity and family aspirations respectively.
This document provides an update on the Nightmare family, beginning with Dongy silently scolding Parasite for breaking another toaster. It then introduces their two oldest children, Oblivion and Poxy Waste „o Space, before checking in on other family members. The document describes „Orrible's death and funeral, which is attended by his children and upset grandchildren. It concludes by saying the Nightmares pulled together to get through their sadness, though things remained difficult, especially for the young grandchildren coping with loss.
It's Retroville: The Mariano legacy Chapter 2.2spikykitty
1) Ginger gives birth to a baby girl named Judy after hours of labor. Judy looks just like her mother Ginger.
2) Gene and Betty age up into children on their birthday. Gene is excited to have hands now while Betty remains reserved.
3) This chapter ends the Mariano family update. The next chapter will feature the kids as teens in the 1970s household with possible surprises.
Tracy has given birth to a baby boy named Blue. Blue has traits from both Tracy and Rayne. Troy is enjoying bonding with his new grandson. Tracy finds motherhood lonely as Aro works long hours to support the family. Rayne remains focused on her gardening and tells Troy not to disturb her.
This chapter introduces the Stone family's second child, Jazz, and discusses her development as a toddler. Aurora gives birth to another daughter, Cube, and the family throws parties to celebrate Jazz and Cube growing up. Dorian struggles with potty training. The chapter also covers Beat's birth and the kids continuing to grow, with Jazz becoming a teenager by the end.
Ben Ali, the son of Lindsay and Nikolai, has died after confronting Cypress. His spirit is met by Spider, Cypress's son, who gives him a chance to return home briefly to apologize and deliver a message. Ben tells his family he's sorry for his actions and that Cypress is coming for the Uglacy family to finish what he started. His family is distraught by Ben's death.
I.M Bored: A Legacy in 10 Generations - Gen 3 part 1Lady Lark
Eva, the teenage heir to the family, is struggling with feeling unloved by her parents who only seem to value her for the aspiration points she provides. Her father encourages her mother to show Eva love, but her mother believes Eva needs to learn independence. Eva throws herself into her schoolwork and dating to try to gain her parents' approval, but continues feeling lonely and misunderstood. Her wish for love and acceptance goes unfulfilled by her parents.
This document contains two lines of data showing percentages for an X150 model. The first line indicates that for X150 the percentage was 75%. The second line shows that for X150 the percentage was 80%. In summary, the document provides percentage data for an X150 model on two lines, with the percentages being 75% and 80%.
Evil Susan is living in Riverblossom Hills with her husband and children that she did not want, including twins Burns My Eyes and Blight On My Existence, and the youngest 'Orrible. She wants to leave but her friend Gin convinces her she must get old first. Evil Susan is unhappy about aging but spends time with her family. Her son Occult has issues following rules and getting along with others. Overall Evil Susan finds living with her family in Riverblossom Hills to be a frustrating experience.
The document discusses strategies for new media marketing, focusing on discoverability. It explains that discoverability comes from search engine optimization, pay-per-click advertising, social media, and content marketing. The key aspects of discoverability covered include optimizing websites and social media profiles for search, using paid advertising platforms like Google AdWords and Facebook ads, engaging users on social media through sharing quality content, and creating long-form content to attract and engage customers. The document emphasizes focusing marketing efforts on discoverability in order to drive traffic to websites and conversions.
Cecily finds joy in visiting the newly opened British Museum of Natural History, but her vampire partner Bayes grows angry that she disobeyed him by going out in daylight. When Cecily returns home, Bayes strikes her as punishment. Later, at a gathering with other vampires, Bayes secures a large new blood order and must increase supplies from the Tricou family, putting pressure on their young grandson to become involved.
This document provides a summary of events in the Nightmare household. It describes the death of Shea Johnson Nightmare and 'Orrible giving birth to triplets shortly after. The document then shows scenes of 'Orrible bonding with and caring for the new babies with help from Liz. It also describes Liz becoming pregnant again and the twins Leech and Louse having their first grilled cheese. The summary ends with the upcoming birthday of one of the triplets, Parasite Nightmare.
Tyler has arrived at La Fiesta Tech university after being sent by his father Jon Smith to find Marella. Marella is excited to see Tyler again after searching for him all semester. They plan to meet up again soon. Meanwhile, Evil Susan is annoyed by Marella's constant talking about Tyler. Vauxia has been interrupted during a date by a crying mascot cow but manages to scare it away. He plans a toga party with Sorex for the next day.
Saeva has given birth to a baby girl named Menidia. The family is thrilled with the new addition. Arvicanthis and Meloti are playing pretend games where Arvicanthis imagines himself as a shrew and Meloti imagines himself as a butterfly. Repens' mental abilities seem to be declining as he ages. He has adopted a pet bird named Passerine.
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Ruthless agrees to help her Great-Grandmother, Evil Susan, by retrieving Gin from her home. Evil Susan is trapped in the television and needs Gin's help to communicate with her. Ruthless sets off to bring Gin to a location where Evil Susan can speak with her. Meanwhile, Oblivion is enjoying being alive while Poxy continues to cause trouble. Certain Doom completes his bug collection with the help of his grandfather.
Cadence gives birth to triplets - two boys named Myotis and Pipistrelle, and a girl named Hallucigenia. Meanwhile, Marella gives birth to twins - a boy named Ivan and a girl named Lacey. The babies are the third generation of aliens born to Cadence's family. Marella notes Lacey's strong resemblance to her late father Tyler.
Vauxia has been spending time in his garden to escape from the noise of the many children in the new house. He decides to make a bold move and invites his neighbor Mr. Twitface to look around, hoping to get him to join the garden club. However, these types of moves by Vauxia often end in disaster. Mr. Twitface begrudgingly agrees to look around, just because it's his duty as a neighbor.
The document provides an update on the Tegenaria legacy family in 3 sentences. Saeva adopted a puppy named Phylogeny to replace the lost heir. Everyone was thrilled with the new puppy except Sean, who struggled with his skills. The ghost of Saeva's mother Margaret was mischievous, keeping the household awake all night with electronics and doorbell ringing.
Evil Susan has been transported from her home in Strangetown to the town of Riverblossom for a random adventure. She finds the town too cheerful and wants to destroy things. She meets a local named Shea who also dislikes the town's positivity. They bond over their shared dislike of Riverblossom and its philosophy. Susan destroys several local attractions, like a family fun park. Shea finds this amusing and the two start spending time together, though Susan insists she remains fully evil.
Evil Susan finds herself transported to the strange town of Riverblossom Hills against her will. She is unhappy with the town's overly cheerful and wholesome atmosphere. While trying to find a way to return to her normal life, she encounters Gin, who she blames for her current situation. Evil Susan vows to undo what Gin has done and take over Riverblossom Hills with her evil ways.
- 'Orrible has returned home from university with his girlfriend Liz Fuchs. Evil Susan is not pleased to see him back.
- Liz tries to make a good impression on Evil Susan but comes across as overly cheerful and enthusiastic, irritating Evil Susan.
- 'Orrible fails to find a job. Liz proposes to 'Orrible and he accepts, despite his parents' dislike of Liz. They get married.
- The wedding has some drama but is otherwise enjoyable. Liz and 'Orrible are now married, achieving 'Orrible's goal of having a spouse.
This document is a summary of Chapter 1.1 of "The Bawse Legacy". It introduces Adam and Tara's growing family, including their four children Hailey, Amanda, and newborn Dennis. Adam struggles with chores and parenting duties, while Tara worries about their finances now that they have another child on the way. The chapter ends with Adam and Tara noticing that their faces have mysteriously switched bodies.
This document summarizes Chapter 19 of the book "The Science of a Legacy, Older and Wiser". It describes Menidia's birthday party where she and her husband Ocean age up to elderly Sims. Their family and friends gather to celebrate. Menidia is nervous about aging but feels supported by her loved ones. The party features dancing, catching up with relatives, and wishing Menidia a happy birthday.
Allozyme and Corin were tricked into an engagement by Gin, who is Corin's mother. When they realize they were set up, they argue with Gin. However, Allozyme admits to Corin that being with her doesn't feel wrong. He suggests they go through with the wedding to spite Gin. Corin agrees, realizing she has feelings for Allozyme.
Grandfather Larch encourages Finn to spend more quality time with his children Kest and Cory, such as going fishing together, in order to form stronger family bonds and prevent the children from becoming vulnerable or misguided. Finn has been too preoccupied with dating and WooHoo, neglecting his parental duties, but recognizes his father's wisdom on the importance of family.
I.M. Bored: A Legacy in 10 Generations - Gen 7 Part 1Lady Lark
This document provides an update on the author's legacy challenge family, the Boreds. It introduces the triplets - Charlene, Olivia, and Penelope - who have just aged into teenagers. Charlene rolled the popularity trait, Olivia knowledge, and Penelope pleasure. Penelope's lifetime want is to have 50 first dates. The summary concludes with the triplets preparing to party as teenagers and looking forward to the challenges of college.
PseudoBruty, the ghost of Yvette Vetinari, continues to torment her living relatives. She scares Zinnia multiple times in quick succession, leaving the teen exhausted. Meanwhile, Delphinium focuses on studying to improve his skills for his lifetime wish, despite his twin sister's impatience to start dating. The family dog Kendra provides moments of levity for the twins as they train her.
Venus turns 18 and goes off to college, gaining independence from her overprotective mother Opal. Opal has sinister plans now that Venus is leaving, intending to fulfill a goal set by Venus' father Nathan years ago. Meanwhile, Tosha investigates whether Venus' birth was falsified and if she is actually still alive, following a prophecy. Through interviews with potential suspects who have means and motive, she discovers evidence pointing to Opal.
- Kor overhears an argument between his guardian Cee and uncle Oman, worrying that Cee will leave and send him away again
- Oman promises to be a better partner to Cee and father to Kor to convince Cee to stay
- Meanwhile, Kor makes his first friend, a girl named Lily, and shares secrets with her, hoping to form a connection
- The story also follows Osaka as her twin toddlers Mika and Kyoko enter the toddler stage, bringing joy and challenges to her growing family
Atrica Tegenaria celebrates his birthday with his family. As a gift, the legacy creator takes Atrica bowling, fulfilling a long-held want. Though the family is not very skilled, they have fun. Atrica's hair turns black at his party. Margaret ages into an elder and gets a makeover. The legacy creator builds a new home. It is time for Corvus and Repens to go to university, but getting them to attend together has proven difficult for the creator.
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The chapter follows various members of the Buccaneer family as they attend college. Ivy becomes a teenager and discovers her aspiration is Romance. Meanwhile, Anne and Meadow compete to be co-captains of the cheerleading squad. Jack sells knock-off items and flirts his way to good grades. Toni is forced to do household chores while the others relax. Eddie continues his genetic experiments, much to Tosh's dismay.
Arthur gives birth to a new baby named Peter. The family is now focused on getting the children into private school through schmoozing with the headmaster. Arthur starts a new home business selling odd items to keep busy until the boys are old enough. Regina gets a new job in natural science through connections despite not being qualified.
Killian dies from old age, leaving behind a grieving family including his beloved wife Kara. Life goes on in the challenge, though it is sadder without Killian. He was a devoted spouse who showed that arranged marriages can work out well. Killian leaves money to many friends and family members, including $20,000 to Kara, before passing away.
Cypress is disappointed that his alien son Cassidy turned out to be nice rather than evil. When Jane tells Cypress she is pregnant, he hopes the new baby will be evil enough to help him destroy the Vetinari Legacy, which is Cypress's goal. However, Jane does not think it is right to manipulate children into hurting others or that there are guarantees they would want to help with Cypress's plans.
Oblivion Nightmare grows from a baby to a toddler. He is universally adored by his family, especially his grandfather 'Orrible. Oblivion loves building with blocks and dancing. He also becomes a big brother when his sister Poxy is born. As he grows, Oblivion continues to be close with his loving family.
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ESWN 1.3
1. More more more! How do ya like it, how do ya like it? But it took me longer than a day this time *gasp*, darn work getting in the way and all Meh, seeing as I’m doing this for speed I’ll live, hehe. Well last time Evil Susan was still struggling to come to terms with the life she has found herself in, and got very annoyed at giving birth to twins Blight and Burns, and subsequently a Bad Apple in the form of baby Occult. Can she last another mini-chapter without scalping them all? We shall see.
2. Speaking off, it’s now time for wee Occult’s birthday, and I really get to experience the joy of having a bad apple toddling about. Fun! “ As per usual squirt, you Mother is nowhere to be found so it’s up to me. You up for it kiddo?” ... “ I’ll take that as a yes.”
3. I think I didn’t mention it before, but even though I’m using cakes to toddlify the kids, they’re whisked away before anyone gets to grab a slice. Thus Beyond Cheesey stays intact! Hey, it’s not my fault I am phail when it comes to spinning babies naturally
4. Aww, bless his little unclickable boots! For a bad apple, Occult looks surprisingly.. Nice. I can’t find out his stats, but I can be confident that he’s a Leo as eeeveryone else is, and probably 10 outgoing. The rest? Fishness knows.
5. Bad Apple Job #1: Smartmilk smartmilk smartmilk. If nothing else, I’m hoping that this’ll help him accidentally grab enough skill points to stumble his way through college. Also he’d *probably* find it quite handy to be able to use a toilet.
6. As his first act of bad apple-dom, Occult then proceeds to spend the whole night staring at his sleeping parents. How useful.
7. The next morning his fully controllable siblings Blight and Burns could be found conversing on the newly built deck upstairs. “ I’m telling you sis, zombies would win a fight hands down. I mean – they eat brains!” “ They do not.” “ Yeah they do!”
8. “ You’re so wrong Blight, and any vampires would sooooo kick the zombie’s bums!” “ How? They can’t even come out in the day.” “ But neither do zombies really, everyone would laugh at them.” “ What, like everyone laughs at you?” “ They do not!” “ Yes they do!” “ Do not!”
9. Anyway. It was around time for Evil Susan to arise and head off to her job of squishing all hope from Riverblossom Hills. “ Hey, thing three got bigger in the night! And you’re already doing everything for me, must say – I’m impressed Squashed Nose.” “ Cheers, something was telling me that this little guy could do with all the help he can get.” “ Well it sure as heck wasn’t me.”
10. And we have a walking bad apple! Yaaaay, thank you Shea.
11. Hang on! You two! Um, school? This ring any bells? It’s ten o’clock! “ So?” Evil Susan has just gone to work and can’t walk you, aargh. You’re supposed to be the good ones! “ Lies.” “ I don’t want to go to school, I’d much rather play with Blight all day!”
12. “ Oh yeah? Well I can soo outplay you sis! Just watch this. POW!” “ Nuh uh! I use my super secret duck swish power, DUCK SWISH!” “ That’s stupid, that doesn’t exist! POW!” “ Yeah it does Blight, DUCK SWISH!”
13. As the game took a tour around the upper floor, things began to get slightly out of hand. Or my hands anyway. “ You cannot defeat my super powers, ‘cause I’m SUPER BLIGHT! POW!” “ Eeek, Blight! Stoppit!” “ NEVER! POW POW POW!” “ Eeeeeek!”
14. “ Hey, are you okay sis? You look kind of stuck.” “ Ya think, stupid? You nearly killed me!” “ We-ell, not really. You just got impaled a bit. Only a little bit though.” “ Oooh, I am so going to get you for this Blight..” And the leaping and flailing promptly resumed in the slappy manner that only twins can take.
15. “ You’re sooo in trouble now.” “ Nope, SUPER BLIGHT is never in trouble, POW!” “ Ow, don’t pull my hair – that’s not fair. Daddy says so.” “ I don’t care, Mummy pulls Daddy’s hair all the time.” “ That’s different!”
16. “ Huh? What’s up?” “ Come on Blight, you have no idea how to do this properly.” “ Do what properly? I don’t understand! I was winning!” “ Nuh uh.”
17. “ But just before I show you, I think I’ve got something on my skirt here..” “ Where Burns? Lemme see, I bet you sat in baby poop. Eeew!”
20. “ And that , dear brother, is how you torment someone properly.” “ Jeez Burns, did you have to?!” “ Yup, you know I love your girly shriek.” “ It is NOT girly.”
21. “ Yeah it is. But I love you anyway.” and finally stopped the taunting to give her brother a hug. “ .. S’pose.” With that out of the way, the twins set about seeing what havoc they could wreak for the rest of the day, seeing as school was out of the picture.
22. Blight’s first act as a free spirit was to promptly touch the computer and make it explode. Sweet kid.
23. “ But Dad!” “ No son, the Drew Rule is imperative! And it’s gone one o’clock so now we can’t touch the darn thing until tomorrow!” “ ..That’s stupid.” “ I KNOW.” “ Can I blame the fact that I was trying to play Sims 3 that is exploded?” “ Yes.”
24. Burns meanwhile was kicking up a storm a peril.. Cleaning up the nursery? Aww, thanks Lovie! “ Well I don’t want my little brother to be any stinkier than he has to be, and someone’s got to clean! No one else does, and I may as well put this day to *some* us, as well as teasing Blight.” Aww.
25. YES. That is a big help from my random potty guessing. So why does Occult look almost ashamed about being able to use his little throne? Meh, Bad Apple logic I guess.
26. Ah no, apparently he is happy! He just doesn’t want us to know. But I can see that he’s platinum, so MAUAHAHAHA. Fingers crossed this aspiration hit lasts until he grows up *crosses fishfingers*
27. “ Well I think that was a thoroughly successful day for our first time as kids, sis!” “ Yeah I know! I totally don’t fancy school in the morning.” “ We-ell, we could always skip it again?” “ Maybe, but what would Mum say?” “ ‘ Go Evil kiddies go’?” “ Hehe, maybe! Hey Blight? Where is Mum, I haven’t seen her for aaaaages..”
33. “ Ok. I’m in a creepy town of smilies. I’ve had to have a bunch of brats I don’t want with a guy owning a stupid face and an even stupider name and now. AND NOW?! NOW I get abducted against my will, and had to spend the whole night jamming sticks into little things who can’t speak properly just to pass the time!”
34. “ What’d ya have to bring here back for?!” “ Blight! Hey Mum? Make the big nosiey thing go away..”
35. “ Oh gladly. I have never been so insulted in my life, either of them, but I hope to goat that these creepy little alien things will remember the night they took Evil Susan and IT WASN’T PLEASANT FOR ANYONE.”
36. “ Be gone for my life you little cretins in your shiny box, and never NEVER return. You hear? I am Evil Susan, and this is my will. IT SHALL BE DONE OR ELSE.”
37. “ Whoo, you tell ‘em Mum!” “ Hehehe.. Mummy got poked my the aliens!” “ Yeah, do it Again aliens, DO IT AGAIN!!”
38. “ QUIET, both of you brats. Now go to bed and let us never speak of this again.” “ ..Hehehe.” “ Do it again, do it again!” “ BED.”
39. The next morning, even the thought of new demolition balls coming into stock couldn’t cheer Evil Susan up. I would say it was to do with her work outfit, but then again..” “ Well I can’t see them. Good, they’d better have heeded my words. Or else. Yeah, or else.. I’m Evil.. Honest!” Pity if they do, I still need my alien. Shame you’re not a lad ES, but I really wouldn’t want you any other way than just how you are (Come back aliens, pleeeeease?)
40. Ah, shall we finally have some words of wisdom from our bad apple? Once again with Evil Susan at work , the task of watching Occult falls to Shea. “ Daddy?” “ Whgfdsg.” “ Mummy?” “ Grrrrrr.” “ Well, close enough!” It was a long day. The best thing that can be said about it was that after much prodding the twins actually managed to make it to school for the first time.
41. Upon her return, Evil Susan found herself even more warmly greeted than usual which she wasn’t overly thrilled about. “ Oh ES! The kids told me all about last night, you should have said something!” “ Well thank you very much for bringing that up again you twit, I had done a rather good job of banishing from my memory actually.” “ Sorry. But that must have been awful!” “ No worse than this.”
42. “ I was so worried, I found myself thinking about you all day and how Evil as you are, I don’t think I’d really like you to get carried off by aliens again.” “ Because then you’d be stuck in corn-lovers land all alone again?” “ Something like that.”
43. “ Uh uh.. Sis.. I think Dad’s about to do something he’s going to regret! Quick, get ready to catch some kneecaps.” “ Evil Susan, will you marry me?”
44. “ Erm.. How.. Strange. What for?” “ Because I love you!” “ Meh.”
46. “ The OF COURSE! How could I refuse?” “ I had a feeling it would be impossible.” “ YAY!”
47. “ Oops. Er, Lump Face?” “ Yes, finacee of mine?” “ Would you mind not mentioning that little outburst to anyone? I think we should keep it just between the two of us.” Shea smiled at his wife-to-be. “ Heaven forbid anyone know you’re capable of displaying affection.” “ Yes, exactly.”
48. “ I mean, it’s not like this is a big deal to either of us, is it? Just a way to pass the afternoon, eh Idiot Name?” “ Sure ES. Nothing at all.” “ Excellent, glad you agree. Now go call people, isn’t that what happens next? And brats! Go set up the garden! Mother’s getting married.”
49. “ I can’t believe someone knocked over one of our flamingos! Poor Mr. Flamingo.. Why him? Why this flamingo? I know it wasn’t Blight, he’s run away to jump on his bed, but it makes me sad. Still, we need to have our flamingos all pretty for the guests.”
50. “ There, that’s much better. And those flowers on the arch look nice too.” The little girl nodded at her afternoon’s handywork. “ Good. Okay, I’ve got my party dress on, all I need now are Mum and Dad and the guests! Oooh, this is SO exciting!”
51. “ Che-hey brat!” “ Hey Mummy, I’ve got everything nice and pretty for you. I hope you like it!” “ Pretty good work short one, now go find the big idiot for me while I change, would you?” “ Sure thing Mummy.”
52. The guests began to assemble on the lawn as Shea made his way over to join Evil Susan under the arch, and took their positions to watch. Some more calculated than others. “ Hey Blight?” I said over my shoulder. “ How do you know my name stupid lady in the fairy dress? That’s creepy! You’re creepy!” “ I know these things because I’m awesome, but that’s not the point. Do you want to come in front of me here with your sister so you can see properly? It’s your parents wedding!” “ No way! They’ll be kissing and stuff, that’s even creepier than you creepy lady. Nooo, I’m good here thanks.”
53. “ Hush it up you rabble! We need to get on with this before I realise I’ve gone stark raving Riverblossom mad.” “ Come on guys!” Shea joined in, “you’re here to watch us, not each other! Sorry you haven’t got any chairs, but-” “ We couldn’t afford any and I could give a damn about your comfort as it is. No, ME.”
54. “ Okay Lump-Face, I guess it’s been nice to have someone to talk to who isn’t a brat or air-head, or even worse someone who buys into all this organic crap.” “ Tell me about it, like I said before ES – you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to this town.” “ Exactly. See! Behind that ridiculous face lies a brain after all.”
55. “ But still, don’t be expect me to become all domesticated and spew, mmk?” “ Oh don’t worry about that, me and the kids’ll still do absolutly everything around here.” “ Most suitable. I’m way to Evil after all.” “ And I’m far too in love not to.”
56. “ Haha, what a funny joke! I’ll admit, you can be funny sometimes Squashed Nosed Moron.” “ Heh. But I’m your Squashed Nosed Moron though.” “ Sadly yes.”
57. “ So can I marry you now then?” “ Oh, I suppose.”
61. As the guests started dispersing towards the house for grilled cheese and smustling, Evil Susan received yet another guest she didn’t want. “ Oh hey! I didn’t know we ordered a cream puff.”
62. Without time for Evil Susan to breathe, it’s time for a lunge hug. “ Wha-” “ Oh Evil Susan! I’m so proud of you! I didn’t think you’d go through with it – but you did! Aww, that’s my girl.” “ Get OFF me.”
63. “ Sorry, I forget sometimes.” “ Well DON’T. Anyway, that’s me done now isn’t it? Three kids, a husband and all that baggage? I can go home now.” “ Well..” “’ Well’?! Don’t you ‘well’ me skunk-brains, you of all people should know better.” “ Technically. Technically you need three pregnancies , not three kids..”
64. “ WHAT?!” “ Sorry sorry sorry sorry!” “ You tell me NOW?!” “ Er..” I decided now would be a clever time to run away. “ Three pregnancies ?”
66. It was all a bit much for poor little Burns. “ *hic* Mummy yelled at the creepy lady.. *wail*” Poor mite, but she’d best get used to it.
67. “ Come on Burns, don’t be such a baby! Mum yells at everyone. And that creepy lady deserved it.” “ Why?” “ She’s creepy.” “ Oh yeah! Wanna play red hands?” “ Oh goat yes, Mum and Dad have got a funny look in their eyes.” “ Must be a grownup thing.”
68. “ You sure you want to do this now Evil Susan? All the guests are right outside the door.” “ So?! We need to rough up these citizens a bit. Besides, if I have to be married I want a good start to the whole thing! You haven’t forgotten the dance steps I trust?” “ Never.”
69. And what of our Bad Apple through all these happy events? Well, he’s been neglected in his own filth of course!
70. To be honest, thiongs have started getting a little out of control in the Nightmare house. Unfinished homework and grilled cheese plates take up a lot of the space and a newly pregnant Evil Susan just doesn’t feel like sorting any of it out. “ Evil!” Yeah, we know.
71. Luckily we have the mighty Shea who got up early to clean up the house, and not only that but also help both kids with their homework and teach them to study before school. Yay Shea! “ You got it guys? Cheese + bread + fried = num. “ “ Can I add tomatoes if I want Daddy?” “ ..Show off.”
72. So, did you go with the tomatoes?” “ Well no, there was nothing else in the fridge! Plain grilled cheese will have to do.” Funny that. But thanks to Shea’s hard work there was still time for a platter of grilled cheese before school. Hurray!
73. And it all paid off! “ Daddy Daddy! I got an A+! The teacher loved my use of vegetables in an otherwise unhealthy dish! Look look look!” “ Hey Dad, I didn’t get an A+ like Burns but I still want a cuddle.” “ Sure thing little guy, I’m just pleased you actually went to school!” “ LOOK LOOK LOOK A+ A+ A+!!”
74. “ You must have bribed the teacher to get that mark Burns.” “ Nuh uh, you’ve just got to use a little ingenuity here and there.” “ Like when Mum slapped the postman with his own bills?” “ Yeah, something like that.”
75. “ Oh great, more popping. Silly Name, will you deal with one of the brats? I can hear screaming of some kind, and I don’t want to do it.” “ In a minute Evil Susan, I need to finish getting this skill point..” “ NO. NOW. I want to go to bed and your voice is drilling a hole in my skull.” “ Fine. You sure you don’t want to help?” A snore was the only reply Shea got, and shrugging he went to find their youngest child.
76. For it is Occult’s birthday! .. And he’s decided to grow up in a rather, well, occult manner. First he decided to break both his father’s arms.
77. Then his legs. But hey look, aspiration points! Good sign, good sign.
80. Pick up the newspapers no one else can be bothered to! Aww, thank you. “ I just want to garden to be all nice for the flamingos.” I’m sensing a personality closer to that of his sister than his brother, but I can never tell anything and for all I know he’s Evil. So what next? Bed perhaps?
81. “ No, snowman!” Everyone else is asleep, er, try not to freeze. Inside perhaps?
83. “ No, bubble bath!” Sigh. At least it means he’s warmed himself up. Sensible child. Now go tuck yourself up nice and warm? We have this thing called ‘school’ that happens in the morning you see.
84. “ No, wanna play Sims!” It’s three in the morning! Go to bed! “ ..You’re going to lecture me about playing games in the middle of the night?” Erm, point.
85. It’s nearly dawn! BED. You’re never going to get to school like this, argh. “ But I wanna watch a film, and besides it’s nearly time for breakfast.” Aaaargh.
86. “ Erm, who are you? Why are you eating the grilled cheese Daddy made yesterday?” “ I’m your brother!” “ No, Blight is my brother. I’ve never met you before.”
87. “ Yeah, sis is right! Go away, we don’t know you so you can’t share OUR breakfast.” “ Blight, Burns – this is your little brother Occult. I know you’ve never met him before, but I promise you that he’s been around for a while.” “ Oh yeah! I think I saw him in the corner wallowing in his own filth while I was cleaning the nursery once.” “ You clean? Oh sis, that is not a good sign.”
88. “ But it’s lovely to meet both of you. I’ve learnt to talk and everything now, so I’m sure we’ll be the best of friends.” “ That’s the sprit Occult! Now you kids all play together nicely, while I bring a plate of this to your whiney pregnant Mother.” “ Oh boy, we have a Mother?! Wow, I’ve never met her, what’s she like?!!” The twins cast a sideways glance at each other. “ Say Blight.. Wanna go play?” “ Oh goat yes.”
89. “ Go fish!” “ No, YOU go fish!” Guys! Go get ready for school! Argh, where’s Occult gone? Oh no, it’s all gone wrong again!”
90. Occult! Get up! That’s not your bed for a start, and school school school! Go go go! “ zzzz... It’s Saturday..” Oh. Right. Well seeing as that gives me a chance to breathe, I think we’ll stop here for the time being. Phew, well at least I’ve survived so far! And so has Evil Susan and everyone else around her surprisingly. But with a fourth child on the way, and me still needing to break the news to her that it’s not the end of the line yet I reckon there’s still worse things to come.. Thanks for reading everyone, it’s really nice to just be able to whack out things quickly for a change! See you soon no doubt