The document summarizes an article about the excuses students use to justify late assignments. The author describes various excuses like sick grandparents, technology issues, roommate problems, or travel delays. However, the author argues these excuses are lame and not valid reasons to accept late work. Instructors should maintain deadlines and not accept any excuses, as it mocks the rules and shows education is not the students' highest priority. Accepting excuses means prioritizing students' other activities over their coursework.