The document contains various short quotes and statements from different people in casual conversation. Topics discussed include a mother telling her son penguins can't fly, expressions of affection, embarrassment over weight gain, planning a group photo, and apologizing for knocking over garbage cans.

1. “ Hey! What’s up?”

2. “ But Mom, Billy told me penguins can’t fly”

3. “ Hey, I love you guys”

4. It’s so easy it’s like ducks taking to water. “Well, so much for that saying”

5. “ The things I have to do for my three squares”

6. “ What do you think John, do we go for it?”

7. “ How embarrassing is this. Where’s my Mommy?”

8. “ Ah! a day at the beach”

9. “ Alright you’ve had your fun, now get me out of here …. I look like an idiot!”

10. “ What are you looking at? So I’ve gained a little weight”

11. “ Hey tweedy, let me know when it’s time for our group photo”

12. “ Where in the hell am I!”

13. “ Oh boy! I’ve just got to start taking smaller bites”

14. “ I give up! Tell me, what do I have to do to get your attention?”

15. “ Hum, interesting

16. “ Don’t be scared Nancy it’s okay to come out now”

17. “ I just couldn’t resist, your so cute when your angry”

18. “ Okay brace yourselves, the first step is a killer”

19. “ Do you think Mom knows we’re up here?”

20. “ Whatever!”

21. “ Oh hi Mr. Wilson, by the way I’m really sorry about you garbage cans ”

22. “ Actually, I wasn’t impressed at all”