“ Hi !”
“ Am I not the image of cuteness, or what!”
“ But God, I thought I was the image of cuteness ?”
“ It’s mine, no it’s mine, no it’s mine !”
“ I’ve had better !”
“ Huh !, so you’re the one eyed black Monster”
“ Ahh-Chooo !”
“ The spin cycle, that always works, expect for the headache I get after !”
“ You know Maggie, this takes sharing to a whole new level”
“ Hey !, no pushing fellows, I’ll go when I’m good and ready”
“ I’m really, really bored”
“ Just a little more to the right sweetie”
“ Not another Group hug, please !”
“ Lunch !”
 
“ Trail mix, yummy !”
“ One two, one two three, Cha-Cha-Cha !”
“ I swear !, I couldn’t take another bite”
“ S-T-O-P pushing, I’m trying to sleep !”
“ Come on guys ! Stop sleeping, lets have some fun for a change !”
“ There are days it seems all I do is go around in circles”
“ Java ! it makes me twitch ”
“ How do you like my new eye shadow ?”
“ What do you think, some say my new coat make  me look like a pompous ass ?”
“ I just love snow ball fights !”
“ She loves me, she loves me not, she LOVES me!”
“ Mom we're not very lucky, are we!”
“ Kevin, I feel so bad about Mr. Johnson’s Garbage.  I don’t !”
“ O-O-P-S-sss, I farted !!”
“ Come on guys I’ll show you where the watering hole is !”
“ I’m not happy !”
“ Be good now, remember I’m watching you !”
“ What ? I can’t hear you”
“ Crocheting is not really my thing”
“ Where in the hell is Jack, as usual he’s LATE again !”
“ perfect ! a nice quiet day at the beach”
“ Hey  beat it  buddy, this is my turf !”
“ I am the King !”
“ Love you Babe !”
“ WOW, this is a big one !”
“ I eat very fast up to 18 hours a day.  99% of my diet is bamboo.  So, it doesn’t give me much time for portrait photos.
“ Hi, I’m a red panda, and yes I’m also on the endangered  species list.  What if ?”
“ You know what Rick, what Sam, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.  Beautiful yes but also dangerous !”
“ That’s good, now a little more to the right !”
“ Nobody messes with me !”
“ Every year it’s the same old story, watch you step !”
“ Okay guys, enough fooling around, the lake is to the left !”
“ Would anyone be able to spare me a loony !”
“ First Kiss !”
“ Starfish, a little crunchy, but good !”
“ I Love you Mommy !”
“ Canada sure gets Cold !”
“ We’re just a couple of Beach Bums !”
“ Alright everyone, say Cheese !”
“ Want to come for a swim ?”
“ Wonder what he’s looking at ?”
“ I only have eyes for you !”
“ Fred, is my name and dancing is my game !”
“ Good morning Mama !”
“ Awe”
“ Give me Five. TTFN  !”

Funny Animals 2006