This document discusses how the speaker's genetics affect their response to caffeine and alcohol. It describes two genetic markers - a SNP related to caffeine metabolism that affects risk of heart attack from coffee consumption, and an SNP related to alcohol flushing that results in unpleasant reactions to even small amounts of alcohol like nausea. It notes how the speaker's subjective and objective experiences with caffeine and alcohol differ based on carrying these genetic variants, such as greater agitation from caffeine or longer recovery from alcohol.