Finally we see a new heir and I get around to writing it up after nearly a whole year of having the pictures waiting...

2. This ain’t my dad’s style of writing, I ain’t gonna tell you a whole story I’m just gonna
tell it like it is. I’m Michael the next and most awesome heir and this is my show now
bitches. Riverview is boring as hell and as soon as I’m old enough I’m bouncin’ outta
here to a much cooler place. Somewhere like Dragon Valley and I’m gonna get me a
wicked mean dragon.

3. Bobo is my hot girlfriend and all the other bros at school are hella jelly of her. Course it
helps I’m a Great Kisser; she can’t enough of this guy right here.

4. Bobo is pretty dope with a wrench, she’s got some skillz she’s real Handy around the
house. If I ever get a motorcycle I might let her touch it…might. No one will ever know
my chick fixed my ride though.

5. I was all chill watching the tube when Gramps finally let go of his grip on this place. I
mean when you have a ghost for a dad, grams and a brother you kinda develop a sense
for these things you know?

6. Of course me being the Evil bastard that I am, I totally didn’t cry…I’m too cool for that
ya dig?

7. Bobo: He lies; don’t let his tough macho persona fool you my Mikey does have
a heart in there after all.

8. Death man, don’t leave me hangin’ tell me how to reap some souls before you
poof away!
Morgan: Not cool bro!! Gramps JUST died!!

9. Anyway, not even two days after Gramps goes, Grams follows him. She just gave up
and didn’t want to be in this world without Gramps anymore. She would never cross
over naturally, that’s why ghosts stick around so long.

10. Finally, the senior prom, now we can all
finally move on from this one horse town
to something much better. Bobo grew up
Brave and Morgan is now Charismatic.

11. And of course the best for last, me.
Oh and Stephen too I guess. Stephen
has a Good Sense of Humour now
and me of course I’m a Supernatural
Fan because it’s like the family trait
or whatever. I’m a witch so it makes
sense that I love me most of all.

12. And since I’m the heir and leading the family I moved us all to Dragon Valley just like
I said I wanted to. It didn’t take long for Bobo and I to get down to bizness and make
the next generation. Of course this is technically our second because…

13. That time machine is just sick yo; who can resist skanking up the past and making the
stuffed shirts faint from shock of seeing a hot pink skinned guy and a green haired
hottie doing the nasty…yeah. I did that.

14. Our daughter Caroline popped out of the machine some time later as a teenager. She’s
an Artistic, Couch Potato, who’s Friendly (boo), and has a Good Sense of
Humour like my bro Stephen, loves Kids music and Mac and Cheese. She also likes
the colour Purple. She is an IF like her mom.

15. Anyway, my second born is Vampira. She’s also an IF like her mom and is Excitable
and Friendly (again, boo). She likes Geek Rock, Sushi, and the colour Violet. One
of these kids has to get my Evil trait, I hate being surrounded by friendly goody-two
shoes.

16. Morgan being the only girl in our generation loves to prove how well she can stand up
to her brothers. She challenges me a lot to a spellcasting duel because I happened to
come out a few minutes before her, therefore I am the oldest.

17. She’s quick; but I am still better.

18. Morgan: I will win one day Mike. You’ll see.
“Sure little sis, sure.”
Morgan: We’re triplets!

19. “Stephen knows better than to challenge me, he only challenges mom.”
Morgan: He’s doing that so he can beat you; mom agrees.

20. Morgan: I hear he’s pretty good. He’s even beat mom a few times.
“Doesn’t mean he can beat me, he’s the baby after all.”

21. Morgan: We’re TRIPLETS! No one is the baby!
“You got that wrong; I was born first, therefore I am the oldest. You’re the middle
kid, Stephen’s the baby. Sorry sis, but that’s the way it is. Deal with it.”

22. Anyway, since I’m the heir and the boss,
Morgan and Stephen moved out of the
house so I could have room to finally get
that evil witch child that I want. Morgan
moved in with this circus freak named
Quinn Flanagan. I don’t like the guy. He
clashes with like everything…terrible
colour sense and fashion.
Stephen is an immortal witch-ghost
hybrid and he moved in with this old
crone named Andrea Battle he can’t have
kids with a dried up old prune like her so
sadly the poor dude will never have any.
No one ever said my younger sibs were
smart…
Morgan: WE’RE TRIPLETS!!

23. With the space I was able to have another kid. I hope this one is at least a witch. Oh and
by the way, dad had an accident; he’s no longer a ghost-fairy hybrid. Something
snapped in him and he ended up human. I don’t know what happened to him. He said
he woke up like that one day.

24. Well my third daughter is Sidney and she is a witch like me. She’s a Disciplined
Artistic kid who likes Island Life music, Mac and Cheese and colour Pink.

25. Heather: I wonder how my granddaughter will handle growing up with a father like
Michael.
Jason: Michael is a lot of bluster but he’s a good father honey. I trust him.

26. So I didn’t get a bad ass red dragon like Stephen did but the purple dragon is alright
too. I can have it breathe fire on my enemies, and there are so many people like Quinn
who deserve a good charring, did I mention I hate that guy?

27. When it was time for Caroline the Bookworm to move out I was ready to finally try to
have a son. Bobo said that since the time machine worked so well last time, that we
should try it again.

28. So I got my wish, a son who inherited my witch powers. My son Freddy is an
Adventurous, Excitable, Friendly (hiss), Natural Cook who likes Dark Wave
music, Vegetarian Dim Sum, and the colour Sea Foam.

29. After Freddy I spent some time next to the telescope and my efforts were rewarded with
another son. Ripley is my last kid he’s Athletic and Loves the Outdoors, his
favourite music is Digi Tunes, Crepes and the colour Spice Brown.

30. And now that I’ve got my sons and both of them are witches, I can bide my time and
hope one of them gets my Evil trait and levels up their spellcasting enough to give me a
decent fight. After all, they can always try to best their old man even if it means certain
defeat for them and bragging rights for me.
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