Dean's Dinner 08/29/2011

1. The Ohio State University College of Medicine Student Council presents…. DEAN TRIVIA Dr. Lockwood Dean, College of Medicine Dr. Capers Associate Dean for Admissions Dr. Ruberg Interim Vice Dean for Education Dr. Lynn Associate Dean for Student Life Dr. Clinchot Associate Dean for Medical Education & Outreach

2. Student Council – The Interest Group For You! Current Projects: Facilities Updates to the Student Lounge (ping-pong, pool table) Elliptical Machine for Exercise Room Refrigerators for Student On-Call Rooms Academics Assisting faculty with New Curriculum Development Working to improve ICM (happens end of Med 2) Events Annual Rafting Trip on October 1st!

3. Which Dean’s favorite word is “pulchritude”?

4. Dr. Clinchot Noun – physical comeliness, beauty Dr. Lockwood – yes (as in yes it can be done) Dr. Ruberg – bizarre Dr. Capers – acumen Dr. Lynn – gloaming

5. Which Dean’s least favorite word is “whatever” delivered with an attitude?

6. Dr. Lynn “I have a 16 year old daughter” Dr. Lockwood – no (as in no it can’t be done) Dr. Ruberg – awesome Dr. Clinchot– ogre Dr. Capers – flout

7. Which Dean(s) attended the Ohio State University College of Medicine?

8. Dr. Lynn – Class of 1984 Dr. Capers – Class of 1991 Dr. Lockwood – Harvard University Dr. Ruberg – University of Pennsylvania Dr. Clinchot – SUNY Upstate

9. Which Dean’s favorite movie is The Big Lebowski?

10. Dr. Ruberg Dr. Lockwood – Casablanca Dr. Clinchot – Justeune question d’amour Dr. Capers – 3 way tie between The Godfather Part II, Boyz n the Hood, & The Wood Dr. Lynn – The Shawshank Redemption

11. Which Dean’s favorite disease is preeclampsia?

12. Dr. Lockwood Dr. Clinchot – Guillain-Barre syndrome Dr. Ruberg – Osgood-Schlatter disease Dr. Capers – acute coronary syndromes Dr. Lynn – migraine

13. Which Dean’s least favorite job was working the French fries bin at Burger King?

14. Dr. Capers Dr. Lockwood – selling vacuum cleaners in the summer of 1973 in Boston Dr. Ruberg – weeding cotton on a kibbutz in Israel Dr. Clinchot – broken egg sorter Dr. Lynn – dishwasher/scraper in college

15. Which Dean has 3 cats, 4 dogs, 1 rabbit, and 20 chickens and, if he/she couldn’t be physician, would like to try being a veterinarian?

16. Dr. Clinchot Dr. Lockwood – 6 year old Bichon-Poodle mix, professional historian Dr. Ruberg – Daphne the dog, never considered anything else Dr. Capers – Sherman & Perry the turtles, writer or historian Dr. Lynn – Yoda and Paula the cats & Lucy the dog, blues singer

17. Which Dean would not like to attempt being a plaintiff's attorney?

18. Dr. Lockwood Dr. Ruberg – lion tamer Dr. Clinchot – roustabout Dr. Capers – door-to-door salesman Dr. Lynn – air traffic controller

19. Which Dean’s favorite med student pimping question is “When is a pressure sore not a decubitus ulcer?”

20. Dr. Ruberg Dr. Lockwood – What exactly is an abruption? Dr. Clinchot – Which nerve mediates the left arm pain associated with cardiac ischemia? Dr. Capers – Does the patient with atrial flutter or fibrillation have an S4 gallop? Dr. Lynn – Any question about the brain stem or What do the 6 stars on the OSUCOM seal represent?

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