So I made this out of boredom, but I think it's cute all the same.

2. So you are in college….A CSU
Ram!

3. You’ll probably feel a
little lost in the crowd
on your first day

4. You may have the
“Mot-her! I will be
fine! I am NOT a little
kid anymore, I can do
this myself!”
conversation

5. With the “Sorry mommy. Yes
ma’am, I’ll be good” conversation right
after

6. And feel like
this once it hits
you that your
parents are
gone and
you’re alone
now

7. This is where you go hug your teddy
bear

8. There’s all you
can eat dining
halls

9. Where your hall
mates become
like family

11. Sir, is it time to
bombard the
enemy with sock
balls?
Not until you see the
whites of their
eyes, soldier.

12. t r y i n g n e w l o

13. Including the I-just-got-out-of-bed-5-
minutes-ago look

16. Even
though
you
may
be
a
bit
shy
at
first

19. Try to avoid
the after
party
hangover…

20. There’s a
good
chance
you’ll get
a
professor
that
reminds
you of an
animal

21. And everyone has those
“OhcrapItotallyforgotthatwasduetoday
moments

23. And you could really
piss each other off

24. But you’ll make up and be
friends again

26. The
experiences
will be unique
and
memorable

27. Yes, even the “Oh-no-you-didn’t!”
ones

28. And when you
graduate, ther
e’s the proud
looks you’ll get
to look
forward to

29. Can’t wait to see you all August 2013!