2. There was once a land of warthogs called Snoutia. In Snoutia all the villagers were
warthogs. One day the king warthog, Tony Cool Doodle lll, was going to have a son.
3. Five days later the son was born, but it was very different than the other warthog babies. First of
all, it wasn’t even a warthog, the villagers didn’t even know what it was, and neither did the
king.
4. The king sent for the wisest creatures in Snoutia. The queen was in despair. The villagers were
confused. Nobody knew what to do. When the two wisest men of Snoutia arrived, Isaaclaw and
Clawdin, they were briefly confused about what they saw, but then they realized what the son
was, a chinchilla.
5. The two men were extremely surprised. How could this have happened? Out of embarrassment
the king told the two men not to tell anyone of this creature. The king threw the chinchilla and
forced it to live far away in The Pourlands.
6. As he grew up he made friends with the other misfits in The Pourlands. His friendliness grew
into fame; his fame grew into intelligence, his intelligence into politics. Soon he was the king of
the Pourlands, and he lived in a castle with many assistants, such as his beautiful chef, Miranda.
7. Miranda had a secret love for the king. One day, the town realized their king had no name. A
ceremony was held in the Pourlands and the king was named, Milo.
8. King Milo left the ceremony to go to his castle. When he got to his bedroom he found a note that said:
Roses are Red Violets are blue
I’m in love
And I’m in love with you
Miranda
9. The king was so surprised, but so happy. He had also loved Miranda but was never brave enough
to tell her, so he went right up to Miranda and gave her a BBBBIIIIIGGGGG kiss and they both
lived happily ever after.
