2. LYNNAES: FRIEND OR FOE?LYNNAES: FRIEND OR FOE?
Lynnaeus Femaleus Moneiturnuinotiosos.Lynnaeus Femaleus Moneiturnuinotiosos.
Genus name forGenus name for Lynnae.Lynnae.
Lives in urban areas near water and trees.Lives in urban areas near water and trees.
Enjoys water activities. Often seen nearEnjoys water activities. Often seen near
food sources.food sources.
3. LYNNAES: DESCRIPTONLYNNAES: DESCRIPTON
Brown Fur flowing from crown of headBrown Fur flowing from crown of head
White razor sharp teethWhite razor sharp teeth
White skinWhite skin
Vertebrate Skeletal StructureVertebrate Skeletal Structure
Short clawsShort claws
4. LYNNAES: ON THE MOVE?LYNNAES: ON THE MOVE?
Recently seen migrating southRecently seen migrating south
Joined a new pod inside massive colony of otherJoined a new pod inside massive colony of other
vertebratesvertebrates
Migration patterns as follows:Migration patterns as follows:
- August: Migrate SouthAugust: Migrate South
- December: Migrate NorthDecember: Migrate North
- January: Migrate SouthJanuary: Migrate South
- March/April: Migrate further south (the “SpringMarch/April: Migrate further south (the “Spring
Break phenomenon”)Break phenomenon”)
- May: Migrate NorthMay: Migrate North
5. LYNNAES: Grooming HabitsLYNNAES: Grooming Habits
Lynnaes require some grooming. GroomingLynnaes require some grooming. Grooming
habits must be taught from an early age, almosthabits must be taught from an early age, almost
from birth. Even then, Lynnaes may not fullyfrom birth. Even then, Lynnaes may not fully
grasp the grooming habits. Lynnaes often leavegrasp the grooming habits. Lynnaes often leave
their nests uninhabitable for all other livingtheir nests uninhabitable for all other living
creatures. Some studies indicate this may be acreatures. Some studies indicate this may be a
defense mechanism, meant to deter otherdefense mechanism, meant to deter other
creatures from invading their nest – othercreatures from invading their nest – other
studies indicate it is simply absent-mindednessstudies indicate it is simply absent-mindedness
or anti-social behavior.or anti-social behavior.
6. LYNNAES: VOCALIZATION HABITSLYNNAES: VOCALIZATION HABITS
Lynnaes often use noises that could beLynnaes often use noises that could be
disturbing or surprising at first, such as:disturbing or surprising at first, such as:
““BAHHH”BAHHH”
““MEHHHH!”MEHHHH!”
““BAAAHH, I’M LYNNNNAEEE!”BAAAHH, I’M LYNNNNAEEE!”
Do not be alarmed. These are normal responsesDo not be alarmed. These are normal responses
and indicate a happy temperament.and indicate a happy temperament.
Lynnaes can verbalize with other creaturesLynnaes can verbalize with other creatures
easily including cats, guinea pigs and germans.easily including cats, guinea pigs and germans.
7. DOMESTICATED LYNNAES: WHATDOMESTICATED LYNNAES: WHAT
CARE IS REQUIRED?CARE IS REQUIRED?
Climate: Lynnaes natural habitat is in theClimate: Lynnaes natural habitat is in the
northern hemisphere, and they amazinglynorthern hemisphere, and they amazingly
require little sunlight. Although recent studiesrequire little sunlight. Although recent studies
have shown Lynnaes thrive equally in sunny andhave shown Lynnaes thrive equally in sunny and
non-sunny regions.non-sunny regions.
Food: Lynnaes primarily feed on fruits,Food: Lynnaes primarily feed on fruits,
vegetables and legumes.vegetables and legumes.
Social: Lynnaes require vast socialization withSocial: Lynnaes require vast socialization with
other upright vertebrates and immense noiseother upright vertebrates and immense noise
stimulation (the “musical phenomenon”).stimulation (the “musical phenomenon”).
8. LYNNAES: CONCLUSIONLYNNAES: CONCLUSION
Lynnaes are an important and necessaryLynnaes are an important and necessary
part of the earth’s ecosystem. At first, onepart of the earth’s ecosystem. At first, one
should approach Lynnaes with caution. Ifshould approach Lynnaes with caution. If
provoked, Lynnaes have a tendency toprovoked, Lynnaes have a tendency to
use flailing arm movements to deter theiruse flailing arm movements to deter their
enemies. Once acquainted with anotherenemies. Once acquainted with another
life-form, Lynnaes can be a loyal andlife-form, Lynnaes can be a loyal and
loving friend.loving friend.