My newest story, an ISBI. (I'm Surrounded by Idiots)

2. One night Ani-Mei had a crazy dream, she wanted to get another medal for the noble
House Motherlode and realized that there was one medal she had not earned yet, one
for an ISBI. The rules she had were for a Sims 2 ISBI, one where you can choose to go
five, ten, or twenty generations of uncontrollable idiots. Five seemed safe for a start,
after all this was not the first time she had attempted to do one, so she loaded up good
old Sims 2 Apartment Life and started to create a founder…all was going well until
she thought it would be cool to start in Belladonna Cove. Then she remembered how
awful Belladonna Cove was for saving, loading and generally doing anything off the
home lot.
Not ready to give up just yet, she remade the same founder and stuck him in
Pleasantview, the house was rebuilt exactly as it was in Belladonna Cove, got him the
same job, same amount of money left over, and played for four Sim days. But
something was wrong, something felt wrong with playing in Sims 2 again, her
founder was a poor attempt at recreating one of her favourite Sims 3 spares from
Generation Red. He was not able to be saved before the menace of lagging worlds
forced the family to move on to a new town and she regretting losing him and his twin
brother. And this is where she decided to return to Sims 3 that had held her interest
for the last six months…

3. Looks familiar doesn’t it? That portal to the future reappearing once more on the
founder’s home lot; a llama standing outside the front door waiting to be greeted by the
founder inside. I heard the whole story from Clear one day, I never thought it would
happen the same way to me, in the same town even.

4. Even got the same blue haired, shiny-suited strange dude stepping out of the light to greet me.
He said he was here to see me, that I had an important destiny to fulfill, to found a legacy
spanning ten generations…but this time there was a catch. *whisperwhisper* Shut up Lefty, I’m
telling the story here! He’s so annoying, I’d shut him permanently if it didn’t mean a painful
death for me.

5. He presented me with the Almanac of Time and said I can use it to check up on the
future. I liked that it was shiny, I like shiny things. *whisperwhisperwhisper* Oh fine,
I’ll tell them you pushy brat…anyway the catch was that my heirs had to inherit my
Insanity, also my witchcraft because witchcraft is awesome.

6. He then told me he had used up his power getting here and I had to find the five power
cells that somehow appeared out of nowhere on my lot. And if I did I could follow him
back to his time. It was an interesting idea, and for once Lefty and I agreed on something.
We would do it and follow him.

7. To boldly go where everyone has gone before…what? That’s how it goes, don’t
question me. Ooh, shiny…

8. I met a robot there, oh sorry, I mean Plumbot…the blue haired shiny man told me to
greet one and adjust the trait chips. Course I had no idea what the hell a trait chip was
and certainly no clue how to adjust one…but he gave me money to do it and I need
money being a poor founder and everything.

9. I asked the Plumbot how to do it and surprisingly it told me. Of course letting someone
mess with your brain is always a no-no but I’m Insane so what do I know? Plus money, I
like money.

10. How did this get in here? Oh right, I put it in. I figured since I was here I may as well
check out what else the future has to show. I just arrived and already there’s girls
wanting to meet me. Like Cassandre here, she couldn’t resist my Irresistible Greet, no
one can. But unfortunately she’s taken…damn.

11. After snagging some future info, (mainly the winning lottery numbers) I did some
shopping at the Bot Store, some scrounging in the Wasteland for Nanites and the crashed
ship’s key pieces I was ready to head back. That’s when I saw Kay, she was trying to play
this weird thing with lights and stuff it was pretty bad.

12. She was single and therefore unable to resist my Blow Kiss, the future was looking
bright for my legacy line.

13. She was swooning over me and we just met, of course the Love charm I cast on her
probably helped with that too. What? Who says I can’t use my powers for personal
gain?

14. “If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I together.”
Kay: Oh…that’s so romantic!! *swoon*

15. “But alas my dear, I must return to my time. I hope that you can join me one day.”
Kay: Don’t go! Stay with me in the future!
“I can’t, I have a destiny to fulfill. I’m sorry.”

16. I left poor Kay pining for me back in the future, after all there are more fish in the sea. However, as
soon as I got back to my time, bought that winning lottery ticket, and started work…SOMEONE
thought it was alright to rob me. Of course I hadn’t thought to buy a burglar alarm, I figured I’d
just turn whoever had the gall to rob me into a toad for eternity…but she got in, stole my tub and a
curtain right from my room, WHILE I WAS RIGHT THERE!!

17. I was asleep at the time and didn’t get my wand out fast enough, the incompetent cops
let her get away with my stuff! I was pissed for a whole day but winning the lottery
helped ease my pain, I got a new shower/tub combo, replaced the curtain, bought an
awesome Dream Pod bed and painted my room in my favourite colour, black. So all was
well after this.

18. It was the summer festival and I figured that I could give it a look-see. I entered the
eating contest, just as the full moon began to rise. I was feeling the lunacy, I think it’s
because I’m not only a witch but also Insane…I just wanted to embrace a total
stranger.

19. I lost! I lost to one of those incompetent cops who let that burglar get away with my
stuff! Mark my words Hank Goddard, your days are numbered. Lefty has a plan…he has
such planz for you…

20. My name is Robin Prince, and this is my story.
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