The document narrates the comedic and chaotic experiences of Angel Uglacy, a descendant of a notorious family in The Sims 2 franchise, as she embarks on her university life with her cousin Gage Jr. The legacy rules are established, including restrictions against cheating and the goal of accumulating points over ten generations. As they navigate college, their quirky interactions, romantic pursuits, and oddball situations unfold, showcasing the humor and absurdity of sim gameplay.

1. Chapter 1: Gooo Gervitz!
A Sims 2 Uglacy Returns
by Candi020765

2. Welcome back to the Uglacy Family Returns. If you didn’t read the prologue, well you missed some fun. Meet Angel Uglacy,
who is a true blue descendent of Don and Samara Uglacy. She is a Pisces with 10 nice points (ugh) and a family sim (double
ugh). Her points are 5 neat, 2 outgoing, 5 active, 3 playful. Basically pretty, serious, shy, and nice… so the black sheep of her
family. Never read my original Uglacy? It was famous in the golden days of simming. It can be found here:
http://stl.dreamerstoday.com/Uglacy/
This legacy is starting out at the university level because Angel is a legacy descendent and therefore gets this choice. And I
said so. And Don insisted. So there.

3. “So Angel before we get started, I wanted to explain the rules a little. A legacy is 10 generations that can earn points for various things. On
top of that, there can be no cheating. EVER. No boolprop, mods, spawning the happy baby, no crap like that.”

4. “OH, I would never cheat. Cheaters are nasty pumpkin eaters!”
Gage: “Great. Wait till she’s living on a lawn popping out babies.”

5. “Plus I may add some handicaps like free roaming ghosts, storyteller, the well dressed sim, and fearless…”
“OH can I do the impossible wants, like 10 babies!”
“UM, no. NO, no, no.”

6. “OH, I’m so excited. I can’t wait to get started!”
“Woah, kid, you’re scaring me. I’m not use to enthusiasm. So Sim State it is.”

7. “Grandma Samara, I’m going to go to college, like you did when you meant Don. Maybe I will meet the love of my life!”
“Yea, sure darling, but try not to kill him with a cow plant and bring him back as a zombie. Guys usually frown on that kind of stuff. Ruins
the mood when you have to use the resurrection phone and you only have a dollar.”

8. Me: "So Gage Jr., I have a little favor to ask of you. Remember how I sent you to college before and never graduated you."
Gage Jr: "Yea, and now I'm back to being a teen with limited romance interactions! Thanks a lot for nothing."
Me: “Well, how about I make it right and send you to college with Angel. You can kind of keep an eye on her."
Gage Jr: "Wow, yes... that would be awesome! Sim State ladies watch out, the big man on campus is back!"

9. "Well this is it baby, Sim State... I can't believe you were chosen to bring this legacy back to life."
"It's what I want daddy.“
"Just remember Angel, boys are nasty creatures who only want one thing."
"Daddy, Gage Jr. is here to watch over me."
"Yeah, not making me feel any better at all."

10. Ah, the Sim State Dormitory, how I have missed thee… the faithful cafeteria man still serving up his macaroni and cheese!
Sob, good times, people. Good times. I feel like I’m home.

11. “So Gage Jr., we have to focus on cash flow, immediately. Our goal is to build a Greek house from nothing so generations
of Uglacies can enjoy it when they attend college..”

12. “Listen cuz, you should leave the money making to Gagey J. I got my ways of bringing in cash.”
O___0

13. “Five dollars and my cousin makes out with you…”
“Uhhh…”
“Geesh cuz, way to pimp me out, not that I mind, but rein it in a little.”

14. Angel loves dancing, unfortunately she dances like I play the sims.
“Hey, are you okay. Are you having a seizure or something? Do you need me to call the paramedics?”

15. Gage Jr. tries to help her with the moves, but the whole thing just becomes more disturbing.
YES they are really cousins and it’s in their family tree. Thank God or this could get creepy, creepier… whatever.

16. Sure, their weird cousin dancing gets some looks as Whitney Houritz’s face says it all,
but she has no room to talk with a last name like that.

17. Gage Jr. rolls the want to major in Art, which sounds like him, probably wants to paint nudes.
So we collect the aspiration points.
Angel is after my heart and rolls the want to major in literature, taking the storyteller handicap seriously.
*sob*… I am so proud.

18. "So my Grandpa Don makes the best chili ever. He owns the Chili Cafe in Strangetown."
"Your mother sucks *%$@& in Hell."
"Wh..what?"

19. "Kaylynn, what have we told you about demonic possession in the cafeteria."
"Captain Howdy doesn't like your macaroni and cheese... old man."

20. Once upon a time there was a good little sim named Angel who studied very hard in college.
She always did her term papers every semester.

21. And Angel always did her homework like a studious young lady should.

22. While Gage Jr. manipulated others to do his work for him.
“Jenny, baby, you’re looking so fine. How about you do my term paper for me?”
“Uh, okay. Gosh, how can I say no? You just have so much influence.”

23. “Hey guys, whatcha doing? Want to see me dance? I’m getting good at this.”
“No Angel, that’s okay. Gagey J. is kind of busy right now.”

24. “Shake it good baby, shake it good… let’s all dance together. We can do the Macarana!”
“Cuz, really, you’re killing my mojo right now.”

25. “Finally, baby, alone at last. Come here Whitney! Give me some loving.”
“Oh Gage, tee hee.”
Whitney Hourvitz is a Whore Witch, ha ha. Sorry, that was too easy… like her…

26. “What are you doing Gage Jr.? Are you busy?
This seriously happened… haha. Family sims are perverts.

27. “Cousin, seriously?! Whitney and I need some alone time.”
“Sure, sure, I understand. I’ll just hang out over here and dance. Don’t mind me.”

28. Everyone thinks romance sims are bad, but it’s really family sims you have to watch out for. They are obsessed with romance.
“So did you slip Whitney the tongue, Gage. That was some major kissing.”
“Cuz, give it a rest. We barely know these dormies.”

29. And as if that wasn’t bad enough…
“Hey everyone, Gage had his first woohoo last night with Whitney!”
I think I actually see Gage Jr.’s eye twitching in this picture.

30. I was tired of Angels creepy obsession with Gage Jr.’s love life, so I decided she needed one of her own.
Meet Phil Barakat. He’s ugly and he’s secret society. This is my kind of sim!

31. “Hi Phil. I’m glad you could come over.”
Sweet little Angel. What did I say she had, oh yes, 2 outgoing, so shy.

32. “So do you kiss good, do you use your tongue? Do you like tender kissing, smooching,making out, or up the arm?”
Seriously her first conversation with Phil face to face. Gads, frickin, frackin shy my flip flops she is! Family Sims. Evil.

33. “Do you get to move out of the dorms if you’re secret society? Are the guys hot? I’m growing tired of the dorm riff raff here.”
“WOOhoo,ladies, look at my blurred goodies, you know you want to!”

34. 3 Secret Society Friends and the world is ours! Slap on the social glasses and do a school cheer! How I have missed these crazy
interactions. Gooo Gervitz… or maybe it Gerbits, or Gerbils… I donno. But I love it.

35. “Wow, I barely know that girl, and yet I feel so connected. Like I could tell her about being gay when no one knows.”
This is Christopher Cwik. I actually had no idea he was gay till later when I could see his wants. He kept refusing girls and rolling wants for
Gage Jr. My sim gaydar is apparently wacked.

36. “So my cousin has been dating Phil Barakat. He’s one of those freaky secret society kids that think they are a secret when their jackets obviously give
it away. Is he an okay guy, Whitney? You know, um, not like me.”

37. OH my gosh, Phil is dreamy. I’d totally do him.”
Thank Whitney, for your whore witch input. Something tells me she is a romance sim.

38. “So Phil, I wanted to put my first flirt out there and charm you. Are you charmed?”
Why is Whitney WhoreWitch’s ass in this picture? Why is she lurking? Skank.

39. “Oh Phil. I think we should go out for our first date. Somewhere nice, like Oresha’s Family Dining.”
Er, I don’t think the date is going to be a dream date… yeah, this actually happened to me. Because my sim playing really is that atrocious.
They were on a date. I see this guy and I’m like oh crap. Is she up to 3 friends already? Oops.

40. “What’s your problem mister? Can’t a girl date around here?”
“Nope, you’re fraternizing with a top clearance secret society member. We can’t have that. You have to come with me immediately.”
“Uh, my eyes are up here.”
“Yea, yea, sorry, it’s just us secret society boys don’t get much action. Are those what boobies look like. *drool…”

41. “Well so much for a dream date! Thanks a lot.”
Sorry. Didn’t realize you had that many dork friends yet.

42. “It’s okay sweetheart. We can just keep our date going on here, in the glow of the deadly cow plant.”
“Oh Phil. How unromantic of you.”
And there was a problem. No attraction. No bolts. I know I should just be shallow and focused on his ugliness’ but I want
my little family sim to be happy. Just a bolt or two. This is sad.

43. “Hey baby, what’s a hot zombie like you doing in a place like this. Quinton see, Quinton like!”
And just like that, Angel meant her two bolt Komei lookalike love of her life. The attraction was instant. Sparks were flying.
Meet Quinton… uh, Jihoon, Kaboon.. Tarantino! Yes, that’s it. Okay, I don’t remember his last name, sue me.

44. “So my Uncle Komei always said, girls are pretty.”
“OH my, that’s so sweet. Your uncle was distantly related to me. Many, many generations ago. In a legacy far, far away.”
I realized quickly that Quinton is stupid. But they have a two bolt attraction and that’s cute. Plus I’m lazy at building relationships.

45. Uncomfortable is sitting in the secret society drinking coffee while your recently found heart trob is talking with the guy you
were just on a date with about movies, or curtains, or whatever the hell that bubble is.

46. Ahh, the secret society, where the perks never end and the fun begins. I always, always get my Uglacy kids accepted. It’s a family
tradition! Other then a few cow plant mishaps, it’s a great college experience. It was, after all, where Don the zombie was originally born…
died… resurrected. Whatever.

47. Angel was on top of the world, and then she meant… Heather Huffington.
Heather is a top member of the Tri-Var Sorority. She romances Castor Nova under the nose of her good friend Tiffany.
She a snob, a slob, and a sleeze. And she did not like Angel, who she obviously thought was beneath her own high standards.

48. Meanwhile, Gage Jr. was on the brink of failing his sophomore semester, so I forced him to study with Angel.
“WOW, this is what a book looks like. Where is the centerfold?”

49. Yet another one of Angel’s wants, a wormrat. So I cave. Meet Panda.
Let’s see how long poor Panda survives.

50. Angel needs some aspirational fodder since she keeps rolling weird wants like selling a masterpiece when she has 3 creativity points. So
anyhows, we call Quinton over for a date, and tried to ignore the tramp in the background dancing in her underwear throughout the date.
Angel was heart farting the whole time.

51. Seriously, tramp in your underwear, back off. You are not going to win Quinton from Angel.
An Uglacy always gets their man.

52. Or girls as the case may be…
“Hmmm, I heard this secret society has some hot chicks in blazers. It’ my kind of place, complete with handcuffs.”

53. Secret Society has it’s perks, but I had forgotten what pigs these people are. Does my sim look like
your personal maid people. These kids need a class in cleaning! Angel is sick of cleaning up your dirty
dishes. On top of it they eat like pigs and have a “magical” refrigerator that never needs stocking.

54. Gage, on the other hand, fits right in.
“Gulp, gulp, snort, munch, slurp, gulp…”

55. “Oh Quinton! What a dream date, pillow fighting for hours on end!”
Sweet little Angel. Rolls wants to date Quinton and then just wants to pillow fight. Such a nice girl. So wholesome, so pure… so unlike any
sim I have ever played. Uglacies are usually mean and are hell on free will. I avoid their want panels. Especially the ones named Gage.

56. “Let’s hold hands, Quinton.”
Is that it Angel… is that all on your want panel. Sure you don’t want something more?
“I want to do a term paper.”
*Bangs head on computer* What is this? Little house on the prairie?!

57. Who rolls a want to date and go to the library. That’s just depressing. Good thing Quinten is dumber than a box of rocks or he would have
lost interest a long time ago.
“Oh Quinton… I think I rolled another want.”
Gads, if its to play red hands, I’m finding another founder.

58. Hallelulah…Hallelulah….Hallelulah! It only took 4 dates, but whose counting?
Of course it is only for a kiss at this point, but I’ll take it. Angel has to have the aura of being hard to get. Family sims have their
standards, low as they may be.

59. So I decided this couple needed a real date, not Angel’s pathetic attempts, and took this couple downtown to the Botanical
restaurant. I missed the Sims 2 downtown so much. Absolutely the most fun ever, well actually it got disturbing when I once
downloaded a mod bed for free will woohoo and made a hotel, but that’s a story for another day. Tell me you haven’t missed this
fellow sim players. Recently, I heard Sims 4 is going to have a restaurant expansion…. really? Hate to tell you EA, but *cough,
cough, rip off! Let us toast your repackaging and reselling of this expansion. “To EA, the money making gurus of recycled ideas.”

60. Sadly, Angel doesn’t have much money, but like the poor college student they are, she and Quinton shared cake.
Ahh, the restaurant interactions, eating each other’s food and blowing kisses. Sure beats rabbit holes any day.

61. I know what you’re thinking, but you would be wrong. Angel just wanted a picture.
Doesn’t Quinton’s face say it all, or maybe he’s just trying to remember how to tie his shoes or breathe. Who knows.

62. Sadly, Angel, wants to be BFF’s with Heather Huffington for who the hell knows why reasons. Ever since she met her in the gym, Angel won’t
let it go. But I try to make my little sims happy, and it really pisses me off when they get snubbed by townies or even worse pre-made CAS sims
in pink striped pants. What? Are you Marsha from the Brady Bunch? The Seventies called, and they want their clothes back.
“Oh, aren’t you cute for a stinky, ugly zombie. Wanting to be my friend, as if…”

63. “I would invite you to pledge into the Tri Var, but we have standards, and I doubt you would pass our rigorous vision exam. I hear Zombies
can’t see, why with their eyeballs falling out and all.”
Lama: “GO Heather, you’re so awesome! Tell that zombie loser girl to get lost!”

64. “Now run along, we don’t allow legacy trash around here. And don’t stink up our sidewalk on the way out.”

65. “Now hold on just a second, sister. No one insults my cousin like that. I hate to tell you that you’re the one with vision problems
if you picked that outfit. You’re just pissed cause you will never make our legacy You’re doomed to spend your pathetic life
swooning over Castor Nova, living in a pink house in your pink clothes, and never getting out of college.”

66. “OH my goodness, how rude, how boorish… how manly. No man has talked to me like that, and yet I feel this magnetic pull I cannot
explain…”
Cheerleader: “GO Gagey, Go Gagey, You’re so awesome!”

67. “I know I should be repelled by you, but I am but a moth to a flame. We should go out, but not in public. I have a certain reputation to uphold.”
“Yea, I’m sure you have a reputation alright. I would turn you down if I had standards, but I don’t, so I won’t. “
Two romance sims. They were supposed to fight for this story line, not flirt. *Sigh* when am I ever going to learn and turn off free will?

68. “Grandpa Don. I rolled a want to visit with a relative!”
“Wow, Angel, that so nice, and so unlike an Uglacy. I notice Gage Jr. isn’t calling me.”
“Oh grandpa, you really don’t want to see his want panel. It involves Heather Huffington.”

69. “Grandpa Don, I really, really want to join the Tri-Var Sorority house, but they hate me. Heather Huffington hates me. She says I’m a stinky zombie. I
don’t know how to be popular. Maybe if you taught me how to make chili.”
“Well first, you would need a few more cooking points, but honey, Heather isn’t worthy of the Uglacy chili if she can’t see how special you are. That chili
had a religion based on it. I think you should forget that plan, and make your own Greek house.”

70. And thus, the Uglacy Greek House was born. I didn’t actually go for the 5X5 lot cause that’s just humogous for a greek house and is guaranteed
to glitch by generation 3. We took the 4X4 route, and between Angel’s good grades and harvesting money trees, she and Gage Jr. had about
7 grand. This is what we could build. Who would not want to pledge to this house, complete with an aspirational love tub…to lure unsuspecting
victims in. There were no cheats in the making of our greek house… well not technically…

71. You see, boys and girls, money trees are not cheating. They are aspirational fodder for the taking. But they don’t yield that much money.
And it takes a lot of water, and all your guests like to steal the money. So what is a poor little Greek house to do?

72. “Hey Gage, have you seen the counterfeiting machine? We’re missing one.”
“Nope, nope, haven’t seen it.”

73. “Did you hear the Secret Society is missing one of their counterfeiting machines?”
“No, really, you don’t say? Why that’s a real shame. What kind of low life would steal from the Secret Society?”

74. Speaking of stealing, Professor Jerk here kept coming by every night harvesting our money trees. We couldn’t
get him to leave, so I thought, hey, I’ll have him jump in the hot tub with Angel to pull him away from the trees.

75. But… (and this would only happen to me), Angel gets hit by lightning, not the jerk professor of course.
I get her out of the tub pronto to run her into the house… not wanting anything to happen to my precious founder…

76. Who says lightning can’t hit twice. My sim proves differently! Great, fricking great! My founder is dead. Seriously?! At this point, what are my options?
 Cheat, pretend this never happened, don’t save, and never speak of it again.
 Go to the Secret Society and resurrect her on the ten dollars she and Gage Jr. have.
Then she’ll be a real zombie, incapable of heirs. UGGGGGGGH!
 Or depend on Gage Jr. to save the day and convince the grimster to move along.
Option A sounds the best… *sigh*. Okay Gage Jr. it is.

77. My whole legacy fell on Gage Jr. Oh good grief. Beg Gage Jr. Beg like it’s Heather Huffington.
“Oh please, please Mr. Reaper, don’t take Angel. If you take her I’ll be stuck in college again for forever. Plus she’s actually nice, she’s
never even woohoo’d! It would be pathetic if she died.”

78. No pressure, Gage Jr., but you better pick the right hand or this legacy is over. The future of the Uglacies is on your shoulders. Please don’t
let me down. Did I say how sorry I was about those college years and leaving in the sim bin for years? OH geesh, I got to look away. I
can’t watch. I have to watch. I could still exit without saving if he screws up. No one would know, I could delete the last few slides…
“Would you SHUT UP! I have a plan. Inny, minny miney mo…”

79. “YES, I shoot and score. In your face Grimmy!”
Gage, shush, don’t push it!

80. “Oh gosh, Gage Jr., thank you for saving me! I thought everything was doomed!”
Whew, so did I. Why do these things always happen to me? Is it Karma for stealing the counterfeit machine from the Secret
Society? Hey, they had two.

81. “Well that sucked. ”

82. Upgrade time. We have fancy windows! Woot! Woot!

83. “Hi Heather.”
*silence*
Well someone is stinky, and it’s not Angel. Way to ignore her, Heather. B@$t&ch!

84. “Did you hear about that lame new Greek House that weird zombie girl started. I hear no one is joining, and they have some stalker
professor hanging out on the lawn. No wonder they are only a level one, haha!”
“Totally sitting right here, Heather.”

85. Not that this guy was paying attention any way. Typical Secret Society loser.
“Oh my gosh, boobs!”

86. “That’s it Heather, I was nice to you. I wanted to be your best friend forever! Well you want a Greek House war?!
You got one. And the Uglacies may not know much, but we know how to party! Bring it on!”

87. Step 1: Before any party, make sure your home is clean and tidy! Influence one of the annoying mascots or cheerleaders to do the dirty
work for you.

88. Step 2: Invite a variety of friends and participate in an array of interesting and tantalizing conversation

89. Step 3: Randomly make out with a few of the guests to up the party rating. We just went to “Not Bad”. Have books available so nerds like
Christopher can read novels at their leisure.

90. Step 4: Invite Heather Huffington to the party, and use her like a roll of cheap toilet paper to get that rating to Roof Raiser! Treat my sims like
crap and you pay a price…

92. “Heather? What are you doing here? Why are you in a bikini?”
“Just reading a novel, zombie girl. Nothing to see here.”

93. “So you got a roof raiser and two pledges. It’s going to take a whole lot more than that to beat Tri-Var.”
Shut up Heather and do your walk of shame home. I won’t tell everyone that Gage Jr. got you to pledge just for the fun of it and to make you clean
our toilets. Oops, I just did. Oh well.

94. I don’t know which is more disturbing. Watching Gage Jr. Woohoo Heather Huffington,
or watching him play with Panda the wormrat. It’s a close call. Maybe I should have a poll.

95. Winter is coming… no really it is. Gagey get some clothes on and stay away from the OCD coach.
We don’t need to be begging for another life.

96. Seriously, what part of winter is coming are you guys not getting? This is not bikini weather. On a side note, isn’t that bright red
plumbob pretty? You don’t see plumbobs like that in every legacy. Rudolph has nothing on us. It’s a gift really, a natural talent at sim
playing. I look at all the pretty platinum sims on other people’s legacies and think, what the hell? Do they cheat?!

97. The college years would not be complete with at least one Toga Party! Toga, Toga, Toga! Okay, does anyone notice Gage Jr. in this picture.
What in boolprop is he describing? Ugh. No PG 13 here.

98. Apparently she bought it, and she pledged in, and it upped our party score.
Go Gagey J!

99. Get ready for some “As the Sims Turn…drama”
So somebody’s boyfriend was none to happy. By the way, that’s Phil, Angels first crush that didn’t go anywhere. Phil needs some serious
anger management. First, he attacks Robin Cho… she’s the ugly girl getting slapped, in case you didn’t know.

100. Then he goes smacking Angel around!
“Chill Phil, we just had a crush, we never even kissed! I’ve been with Quinton for two semesters now!”
And Quinton, and Mr. Read a book completely ignore the whole situation. Nice, guys. Way to stick up for a girl.

101. “What a jerk, I can’t believe I ever liked that guy. And I can’t believe what a wimp my boyfriend is for not defending me!”
Well Angel, just wait. You see, Karma has a way, especially with the Uglacies.

102. Phil decided he was going to open a can of whoop ass up on Gagey J. And so they fought for literally an hour. Now this ruined the party score of
course, but the entertainment was great. Pop the popcorn, baby, cause this is better than pay for view. Well kind of. Not really. But it is free!

103. “I ain’t some girl you can slap around bitch. Next time you try to open a can of whoop ass, try bringing a can opener.”
Gagey is not one to mess with. He doesn’t have much in the way of skill points, except body. Much to Phil’s dismay.

104. “Waaah, I got my butt kick.”
Oh suck it up buttercup. Maybe you shouldn’t be slapping girls around. Fortunately, Phil here is already pledged to our Greek House because he
totally hates Angel and Gage now.

105. Speaking of Angel…
“Quinton, I finally got the want to do something more than pillow fight.”

106. “Oh? OHHHHHHH.”
Look at that face, not the brightest bulb in the box.

107. Angel’s final party was her graduation party. She even invited grandpa Don, but the picture was ruined by everyone heart farting over Robin
the ugly girl. Seriously guys? She’s not all that and a bag of chips too.

108. DON! Not you too. You better not let Samara see that thought bubble!

109. “Durrr, this assignment is so hard!”
Psssk, Quinton. You graduated. You don’t have to do assignments anymore!

110. And so the time had come for Angel to go off into the world and start this legacy up. But before we go, one more picture for your viewing enjoyment.

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