from the Nilsens

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Humor, Translation, and
Bilingual Issues
by Don L. F. Nilsen and
Alleen Pace Nilsen

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Problems in Translating Jokes
• In tellilng a joke we must understand a great deal
about about cultural and social facts, about shared
beliefs and attitudes, and about practical bases of
communication.
• We best understand the humour of those who have
shared our history and who understand our ways of
interpreting the experience.
• Nevertheless, there is a fund of common knowledge
and recollection, upon which all jokes draw rely.

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Translation in Quentin
Tarantino’s Pulp Fiction
• VINCENT: You know what they call a Quarter
Pounder with cheese in Paris?
• JULES: They don’t call it a Quarter Pounder with
cheese?
• VINCENT: No man; they’ve got the metric system;
they don’t know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is!
• JULES: So what do they call a Quarter Pounder with
cheese?

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• VINCENT: They call it a Royale with cheese.
• JULES: Royale with cheese.
• VINCENT: That’s right.
• JULES: What do they call a Big Mac?
• VINCENT: A Big Mac’s a Big Mac only they call it Le Big Mac
• JULES: Le Big Mac. What do they call a Whopper?
• VINCENT: I don’t know. I never went to a Burger King. You
know what they put on French Fries instead of Ketchup?
• JULES: What?
• VINCENT: Mayonnaise.

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A Riddle
– If you are Swedish, you stroke it.
– If you are Spanish you beat it.
– If you are German, you cover it in food.
– If you are British, you use it as an excuse not to
have sex. What is it?
• A Personal Computer.
• NOTE: PCs in Spain often suffer violence, with 57
percent of owners admitting to hitting them.
Germans are unamused by PCs; only one in six has
enjoyed a laugh with their PC.

6. Arabic Humor
(Bad Translation)
GADDAFI’S BEST SPEECH EVER (ON CONAN O’BRIEN SHOW):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aF6tipZDs4k&feature=related
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Untranslatable Canadian Joke
• Je suis allé dans un magazin “Newfie”
et j’ai demandé un robe de chambre.
• Le “Newfie” m’a demandé: “Quelle
grandeur la chambre?”

8. Chinese Translation of “My Blackberry’s Not Working
Here is the web site for "My Blackberry's Not Working"
with Chinese subtitles. Enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sPGePuyR-E
They translate both meanings with 2 lines (the first line is
the mobile phone-related meaning, the second the literal
translation about fruits).
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FRENCH
• What has fifty legs and cannot walk?
• Half a centipede.
• TRANSLATION:
• Qu’est-ce qui a cinq cent pattes et qui ne peut pas
marcher?
• La moitié d’une mille-pattes
• NOTE: A French centipede is a “mille-pattes”
(thousand-feet).

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Formal Equivalence vs. Connotative
Equivalence
• Werner Koller would say that
translating the English “centipede” into
the French “mille-pattes” is apt in
terms of reference, but becomes inept
when the English and French words are
analyzed because “mille-pattes” is
more hyperbolic than is “centipede.”

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An English Sick Joke in France
• “Mummy, Mummy, is it still a long way
to France?”
• “Shut up and keep swimming!”
• “Maman, Maman, est-ce que
l’Angleterre est loin?”
• “Tais-toi et continue à nager!”

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Discussion
• Notice that in the translation,
“England” is substituted for “France.”
• As one of Delia Chiaro’s French
colleagues pointed out to her, “Why
would someone French want to go to
England?”

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German Humor
• Between 1931 and 1936 The Jack Pearl
Show was on radio. Baron von
Munchausen was the central figure in a
running skit.
• The Baron spoke with a strong German
accent that contrasted with the
ordinary language of Charlie (Sharlie).

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• BARON: Und dere in frundt of me wuz a
green elephant.
• SHARLIE: Now wait a minute, Baron; do
you mean to tell me you actually saw a
green elephant?
• BARON: (with great indignation) Vas
you dere, Sharlie?

15. Russell Peters: Indian Accent
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpw34gt5gY0
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Irish and Jewish Humor
• Since Irish humor developed out of the
oral tradition (the telling of jokes and
stories in Irish pubs), it is very
epiphinal in nature.
• Like Jewish humor, Irish humor
developed out of pain and tragedy that
resulted in a diaspora.

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• Irish humor, like Jewish humor,
contains much wordplay, and like
Jewish humor, much of Irish wordplay
is bilingual and/or bicultural, relating to
both the Gaelic/Celtic and to the
English language and culture.
• Many Irish, like many Jews, are trying
to reestablish their roots, and it is the
humor in Irish written and oral literature
that is helping them to do so.

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Italian Humor
• In the late 1970s, comedian Don Novello
spoke with an Italian accent and dressed in
clerical garb when doing comedy skits about
Father Guido Sarducci.
• He was a hit on Saturday Night Live and on
The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour, but
when he went to the Vatican to pose for
publicity photos he was arrested for
impersonating a priest.

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An Irish Joke in Italy
• What do they write on the bottom of
Guinness bottles in Ireland?
• Open at other end.
• TRANSLATION:
• Che cosa scrivono sul fondo delle lattine di
Coca Cola che si trovano nei distributori di
bibite nelle caserme dei carabinieri?
• Aprire dall’altro lato.

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Discussion
• The Irish are the butt of English stupidity jokes, so a different
stupidity group needs to be used in Italian.
• In Italy, the stupidity group is not ethnic, but is professional—
the carabinieri (one of Italy’s police forces).
• There is no national drink in Italy.
• Furthermore, Italians consume alcohol usually at meals and
from glasses, not bottles.
• So “Coca Cola” is used instead of Guinness.
• Finally, Italians see a bottle as having a top and a bottom, so
“bottle” had to change to “can.”

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Now reread the joke and the
translation!
• What do they write on the bottom of Guinness
bottles in Ireland?
• Open at other end.
• TRANSLATION:
• Che cosa scrivono sul fondo delle lattine di Coca
Cola che si trovano nei distributori di bibite nelle
caserme dei carabinieri?
• Aprire dall’altro lato.

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ITALIAN
• What’s black and white and red all over?
• A newspaper.
• TRANSLATION:
• Che cosa è nero, bianco e rossa ovunque?
• A. L’Unità, or (a Communist newspaper)
• B. Una zebra con l’abronzatura (a zebra with a
sunburn)
• NOTE: The first “red” retains the “read” association,
while the second “red” does not.

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• Neither of these translations encapsulate the
semantic ambivalency attached to the words
“red/read.” Nevertheless, solution A does capture
the ‘read’ element of the original riddle coupled with
the metaphorical value of the colour term ‘red’
attached to a popular left wing newspaper L’Unità.
• Since this is a children’s riddle, the first answer is
inappropriate because children wouldn’t know about
L’Unità.
• Furthermore the second answer has the kind of
silliness that would be found in a children’s riddle.

24. ITALIAN TIME:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETz0elhKvkM
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JAPANESE
• JACOB MEY: Is there a toilet around here?
• ATTENDANT: You want to use?
• JACOB MEY: (somewhat astonished): Sure I do.
• ATTENDANT: Go down the steps.
• NOTE: In Japan there are Western toilets and Japanese toilets.
There are also male toilets and female toilets

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NATIVE AMERICANS
• In American conversations, when the
speaker is ready to relinquish the floor,
he usually waits about one and a half
seconds.
• In Athabaskan conversations, silence
is used to organize thoughts and
develop effective sentence structure.

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• So when an Athabaskan is talking
with a non-Indian, the Athabaskan
never gets the floor.
• The Athabaskan feels he has been
interrupted and the English speaker
feels the Athabaskan never makes
sense, never says a whole coherent
idea.

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Polish Jokes in America
• Do you know why they don’t give Poles
a coffee break?
• It takes too long to retrain them.
• What is stamped at the bottom of Coca
Cola bottles in Poland?
• Please open at the other end.

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Russian Humor
• Russian immigrant yakov Smirnoff entertained
Americans through the cold war and beyond with
such jokes as,
• “I have a Russian Express Card. It says, ‘Don’t
Leave Home!’” and
• “One of the biggest differences between America
and Russia is that in America you can always find a
party, but in Russia, the party always finds you.”

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• The editors of a Soviet newspaper were
arrested and possibly executed because
they published Stalin’s name as
“Sralin,” which in Russian means “shit.”
• Was this a Freudian slip…
• Or an accident…
• Or a slur?

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Scandinavian Humor
• Garrison Keilor exploits Scandinavian
stereotypes in his “Lake Wobegon.”
• “Swedish flu is the usual flu with chills,
fever, diarrhea, vomiting, and
achiness…, but it’s accompanied by on
overpowering urge to put things in
order.”

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Scottish Humor
• What’s the difference between a poor
Scotsman, a rich Scotsman, and an old
Scotsman?
• A poor Scotsman has a can o pee under his
bed.
• A rich Scotsman has a canopy over the bed.
• And an old Scotsman can na’ pee at all.

33. A Spanish Translation Problem
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Some Translation Problems in International Advertisements:
http://ifunny.co/fun/Fv2feoUn
Amy Walker’s 21 Accents:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UgpfSp2t6k