2. PROBLEM
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We can’t sleep because our neighbor comes home with
loud music in his car on Saturday night. We wake up
with his music when he wait that the garage door is opened.
3. 100 solutions
• Invite him to take a drink in our house.
• Seduce him.
• Become his girlfriend to change his habits.
• Hold a party on the balcony for when he arrives.
• Become his friend.
• Give him my CD so he can play them.
• When the music sounds get up and dance.
• Use music for aerobic exercises.
• Get up and go pee.
• Renting his house until 3 o’clock in the morning to celebrate parties there.
• Take his part of the garage until he arrives.
• Use his music to put on the washer machine.
• Listen his music free, not spending.
• When he wakes me up, go jogging.
• When he wakes me up, do housecleaning
• Studying French
• Denounce him for another reason
• Find a work for weekends at night.
• Record him doing compromising things and threaten to bring them out.
• Reaching a deal with him: he puts the music and we put the drink. So we set up an after hours.
• Use his music as an alarm to wake us up.
4. 100 solutions
• Talk to him calmly as civilized people to let him know that his attitude bothers me.
• Sell / rent my home, to not live there anymore.
• Take sleeping pills.
• Get sick to not hear so much noise
• Let me shift change at work and be able to go at night.
• Throw him fruit
• Throw him a flowerpot
• Throw a shoe
• Shout out the window my neighbor
• Put the loud music at home
• Go down to hit him
• Stick offensive note in the garage door
• Bang his door home
• Wake him up in the morning
• Call his phone when he is sleeping
• Puncture the wheels of his car
• Scratch his car
• Cut his brakes
• Break his radio
5. 100 solutions
• Threaten to kill him
• Kidnap his wife
• Lock him in the elevator
• Make a fool of him when he is in a public place.
• Enroll him on a sect where is forbidden go out partying
• Take on four friends to beat him up
• Go out partying with him and get him drunk so as to he have to take a taxi
•Disable the garage
•Break the garage door to it will not open
•Drug him so as not to go out partying
•Take on some “girls” to exhaust him and he don’t want to go out partying
•Run over his car with a tank while he is waiting to open the garage door
•Empty garbage bag in his door home
•Dress us up as police officer to threaten him
•Steal his driving license
•Commit suicide
•Put thumbtacks on the road so he can’t arrive to the garage.
•Flood the garage
•Put the loud music in my car
•Seal his door home to he can’t go out
6. 100 solutions
• Talk to your mate
• Sleep with music to get used to the noise
• Soundproof bedroom
• Commute to the farthest room
• Steal his house keys so that he can’t got out
• Cut off the electricity from his house so as to he have to move to another house
• Distract him by phone every night so as to get late and he can´t go out partying
• Steal his car radio
• Steal the battery
• Kill him
• Deaf him
• Convince his boss of firing him so he will not have money to go out partying or
gasoline
• Talk to him and convince him to turn off the music
• Arrange a meeting with the community to find solutions
• Bribing my neighbor
• Call the police
• Buy his parking space
• Wear earplugs
7. 100 solutions
•Cover my head with the pillow
•Put a note on the door
•Close the window
•Measure the decibels to denounce
•Call him the day after
•Avoid being at home at that hour
•Catching soundproof earmuffs.
•Record him and hang on You Tube to make public his
behavior.
•Make a video with a song explainning why he bothers
us and send it to him.
•Fill portal with post-it: one for each reason / argument
for why he should not put the music so loud at that hour
•Recording a song where we put down him and play it
on full blast when he arrives.
•Contest for who puts the highest music.
•Contest for best song.
•Placing a sensor in the door that detects the decibels
of music. At certain decibels garage door locks.
8. 100 solutions
•Hire a mariachi band that will sing a song of complaint when he gets home.
•Sell tickets for enjoying this mini-concert from my home.
•Forging a letter as if it was from the council telling that he will be fined if the behavior continues.
•Paying a VIP pass in a nightclub to be entertained until 7 in the morning.
•Wallpapering the car with cellophane so that he cannot go in any more.
•Conduct an awareness campaign against my neighbor.