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It's Evolution Baby
There are those people who come to the web with a
solid business plan, a large amount of investment
capitol, and a precise strategy for how they are going to
leverage the internet and exploit the incredible revenue
potential of the cyber-age. Then there are the rest of us.
Millions of people have arrived on the www. with the
notion of making their fortunes, and millions more will
arrive in the next two years. These hopeful masses hail
from the full spectrum of financial status, from six figure
earners to minimum wage employees. Likewise, the
newbie-networker can be an individual with an
extensive background in traditional business, or a high
school graduate with no clue about the dynamics of
commerce and marketing.
I've observed an interesting progression among those
net-marketers who came onto the scene without a road
map, and with little idea of how the micro cosmos of
internet marketing worked. Or maybe I've just watched
my own journey, and it makes me feel better to assume
others have shared my experience.
Either way. Indulge me a few more paragraphs, if you
will, as I lay out what I like to think of as the evolution of
a net-marketer.
Stage One: Easy Money... Not!
Right out of the gate, most people seem to think the
internet "levels the playing field", or allows anyone with
fingers and a keyboard to generate staggering riches
with just a few hours of busy work each week. It usually
takes a couple of months for this bubble to pop, but
when it finally does, the majority of newbies don't
survive the event.
However, when that dark day of realization comes, and
it looms evident that one must actually work this
business if he/she hopes to see any results, the strong of
the networking gene pool sprout their working legs and
move beyond the fog of delusion. Supremely confident
in the knowledge they have surpassed those lazy
sluggards who squeeled and fled at the suggestion of
buckling down and putting some hard work in, the
survivors of Stage One move onward and upward, where
surely they will be rewarded for their tenacity.
Stage Two: Hard Work Doesn't Pay the Server Fees
In Stage Two, our post primordial networkers are
laboring tirelessly through the deep thickets of website-
construction, traffic-generation, email-list-building, and
all manner of grueling and structured tedium. Their
behinds sore from being glued to a worn out office chair,
and their eyes bloodshot and bleary from the all night
clicking sessions, they push on day after day, certain of
their forthcoming vindication.
But they still aren't making any freakin' money. And
what's more, they are starting to see past the free web
hosts, free classified ads, and free trial memberships. All
the good stuff seems to cost money, but our Stage
Twoers had hoped to put off any kind of monetary
investment until they could create at least some kind of
income to offset such expenditures.
And so another enormous batch of inferior networkers
dies out. The thought of putting some cash into their
web-business was more than their fragile little hearts
could bear.
But, as always, those more suited to the challenge live
on. With a deep breath, and a good look at their
monthly budgets, the survivors of Stage Two determine
they will invest as much money as needed to keep their
operations afloat until they are able to become self-
funding marketers.
Stage Three: Throwing Money at it Doesn't Work Either
Enter the golden age of upgrades and paid
memberships. Five bucks a month for this. Ten bucks a
month for that. Anything with a Paypal button is fair
game.
No longer clueless newbies who think this can be done
for free, our marketers are in full stride. Buying every
ebook that comes down the pipe, upgrading in programs
they login to once a month, and hitting every buy now
button they can find, they cruise through cyberspace on
a mission to buy their way right to the top. "I'm not
afraid to spend money on *my* business." they tout.
Lots and lots of money goes out. Considerably less
revenue comes back in.
Inevitably, the moment arrives when those who have
made it to Stage Three see the folly of their current
direction. Maybe it's when the credit card bill comes, or
perhaps it happens when they are balancing the
checkbook.
Once again, the brutal process of selection strikes down
those without the heart for further trials. Uncountable
numbers of washed-up, would-be internet marketers
sink beneath the sludge of this stage.
And once again, that fraction of the whole with the guts
and gumption to keep going grow stronger than ever
before. More than a regimen of hard work and the
willingness to invest money is needed here, they
resolve. On the verge of a real breakthrough (they can
feel it in their bones now), those who have thus far
refused to fall decide a well devised plan for all future
endeavors is in order.
Stage Four: Plan to Fail, Fail to Plan, and All that Other
Crap
Plans are drawn up to cover every possible aspect of the
game from here on out. A strict but healthy budget is
imposed. Daily tasking is fine tuned for maximum
effectiveness. Projections are made prior to each ad
campaign, and results are measured afterwards.
Tracking, testing, brain-storming, and constant attention
to the hows and what-ifs become paramount.
This carries on for some time. Until another moment of
clarity is reached.
A question is posed...
"Is all of this work really worth the small amount of
money I am generating?"
Or, more often...
"How is it that I'm still not making any @#$%! money?!"
This stage progresses rapidly into the next. Many
specimens are lost in the transition, but due to the great
speed with which Stage Four becomes Stage Five, a
surprising number of marketers actually make the jump.
Stage Five: "What the Hell am I Doing Here?"
Here's where it gets ugly. Stage Five is more of a bitter
quagmire than part of the evolutionary journey.
Typical phenomenon exhibited by specimens at this
stage include verbal outbursts like:
"Lousy bunch of @#$%! stinkin' #$@%!!! I can't believe
I've wasted three @#$#*& years of my @#$%$# life with
this bunch of @!!#$% silly @#$%#@!!!, and still don't
have @#$%## to show for it!"
As you might readily imagine, droves and droves of
networkers die out over the course of this stage.
But those who are able to survive this particularly
crucial stretch of development will find the arduous
journey has paid off. For in the breathless, weary
aftermath of their well earned tantrums, an epiphany is
born.
Stage Six: The Cold Hard Facts
For the love of cheese fries, this is a business like any
other. Hard work, monetary investment,and sound
planning are required, but all of these combined are not
enough to put you into profit.
You have to know what works, and you have to
understand to some extent why it works. Real
Knowledge of the market, the methods, and the
meaning behind the apparent madness is what makes
the difference between a person who works their butt
off for nothing, and a person who makes a big, sweaty
fortune with the same or less effort.
Nobody cares how much money we invest, or how many
hours we spend each day in front of our computer.
Competition is fierce, expectations are high, and the
only thing that matters is whether or not we can
penetrate, deliver, and get the sale.
This is a pretty far cry from what most of us want to
hear. But lessons that are worth learning usually have a
bitter taste.
Seek out people who are successful in this field, and find
out what they are doing. Watch them. Ask them
questions. Take notes. Absorb as much knowledge as
you can, then put that knowledge into practice.
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It's Evolution Baby

  • 2. There are those people who come to the web with a solid business plan, a large amount of investment capitol, and a precise strategy for how they are going to leverage the internet and exploit the incredible revenue potential of the cyber-age. Then there are the rest of us.
  • 3. Millions of people have arrived on the www. with the notion of making their fortunes, and millions more will arrive in the next two years. These hopeful masses hail from the full spectrum of financial status, from six figure earners to minimum wage employees. Likewise, the newbie-networker can be an individual with an extensive background in traditional business, or a high school graduate with no clue about the dynamics of commerce and marketing.
  • 4. I've observed an interesting progression among those net-marketers who came onto the scene without a road map, and with little idea of how the micro cosmos of internet marketing worked. Or maybe I've just watched my own journey, and it makes me feel better to assume others have shared my experience.
  • 5. Either way. Indulge me a few more paragraphs, if you will, as I lay out what I like to think of as the evolution of a net-marketer.
  • 6. Stage One: Easy Money... Not!
  • 7. Right out of the gate, most people seem to think the internet "levels the playing field", or allows anyone with fingers and a keyboard to generate staggering riches with just a few hours of busy work each week. It usually takes a couple of months for this bubble to pop, but when it finally does, the majority of newbies don't survive the event.
  • 8. However, when that dark day of realization comes, and it looms evident that one must actually work this business if he/she hopes to see any results, the strong of the networking gene pool sprout their working legs and move beyond the fog of delusion. Supremely confident in the knowledge they have surpassed those lazy sluggards who squeeled and fled at the suggestion of buckling down and putting some hard work in, the survivors of Stage One move onward and upward, where surely they will be rewarded for their tenacity.
  • 9. Stage Two: Hard Work Doesn't Pay the Server Fees
  • 10. In Stage Two, our post primordial networkers are laboring tirelessly through the deep thickets of website- construction, traffic-generation, email-list-building, and all manner of grueling and structured tedium. Their behinds sore from being glued to a worn out office chair, and their eyes bloodshot and bleary from the all night clicking sessions, they push on day after day, certain of their forthcoming vindication.
  • 11. But they still aren't making any freakin' money. And what's more, they are starting to see past the free web hosts, free classified ads, and free trial memberships. All the good stuff seems to cost money, but our Stage Twoers had hoped to put off any kind of monetary investment until they could create at least some kind of income to offset such expenditures.
  • 12. And so another enormous batch of inferior networkers dies out. The thought of putting some cash into their web-business was more than their fragile little hearts could bear.
  • 13. But, as always, those more suited to the challenge live on. With a deep breath, and a good look at their monthly budgets, the survivors of Stage Two determine they will invest as much money as needed to keep their operations afloat until they are able to become self- funding marketers.
  • 14. Stage Three: Throwing Money at it Doesn't Work Either
  • 15. Enter the golden age of upgrades and paid memberships. Five bucks a month for this. Ten bucks a month for that. Anything with a Paypal button is fair game.
  • 16. No longer clueless newbies who think this can be done for free, our marketers are in full stride. Buying every ebook that comes down the pipe, upgrading in programs they login to once a month, and hitting every buy now button they can find, they cruise through cyberspace on a mission to buy their way right to the top. "I'm not afraid to spend money on *my* business." they tout.
  • 17. Lots and lots of money goes out. Considerably less revenue comes back in.
  • 18. Inevitably, the moment arrives when those who have made it to Stage Three see the folly of their current direction. Maybe it's when the credit card bill comes, or perhaps it happens when they are balancing the checkbook.
  • 19. Once again, the brutal process of selection strikes down those without the heart for further trials. Uncountable numbers of washed-up, would-be internet marketers sink beneath the sludge of this stage.
  • 20. And once again, that fraction of the whole with the guts and gumption to keep going grow stronger than ever before. More than a regimen of hard work and the willingness to invest money is needed here, they resolve. On the verge of a real breakthrough (they can feel it in their bones now), those who have thus far refused to fall decide a well devised plan for all future endeavors is in order.
  • 21. Stage Four: Plan to Fail, Fail to Plan, and All that Other Crap
  • 22. Plans are drawn up to cover every possible aspect of the game from here on out. A strict but healthy budget is imposed. Daily tasking is fine tuned for maximum effectiveness. Projections are made prior to each ad campaign, and results are measured afterwards. Tracking, testing, brain-storming, and constant attention to the hows and what-ifs become paramount.
  • 23. This carries on for some time. Until another moment of clarity is reached.
  • 24. A question is posed...
  • 25. "Is all of this work really worth the small amount of money I am generating?"
  • 27. "How is it that I'm still not making any @#$%! money?!"
  • 28. This stage progresses rapidly into the next. Many specimens are lost in the transition, but due to the great speed with which Stage Four becomes Stage Five, a surprising number of marketers actually make the jump.
  • 29. Stage Five: "What the Hell am I Doing Here?"
  • 30. Here's where it gets ugly. Stage Five is more of a bitter quagmire than part of the evolutionary journey.
  • 31. Typical phenomenon exhibited by specimens at this stage include verbal outbursts like:
  • 32. "Lousy bunch of @#$%! stinkin' #$@%!!! I can't believe I've wasted three @#$#*& years of my @#$%$# life with this bunch of @!!#$% silly @#$%#@!!!, and still don't have @#$%## to show for it!"
  • 33. As you might readily imagine, droves and droves of networkers die out over the course of this stage.
  • 34. But those who are able to survive this particularly crucial stretch of development will find the arduous journey has paid off. For in the breathless, weary aftermath of their well earned tantrums, an epiphany is born.
  • 35. Stage Six: The Cold Hard Facts
  • 36. For the love of cheese fries, this is a business like any other. Hard work, monetary investment,and sound planning are required, but all of these combined are not enough to put you into profit.
  • 37. You have to know what works, and you have to understand to some extent why it works. Real Knowledge of the market, the methods, and the meaning behind the apparent madness is what makes the difference between a person who works their butt off for nothing, and a person who makes a big, sweaty fortune with the same or less effort.
  • 38. Nobody cares how much money we invest, or how many hours we spend each day in front of our computer. Competition is fierce, expectations are high, and the only thing that matters is whether or not we can penetrate, deliver, and get the sale.
  • 39. This is a pretty far cry from what most of us want to hear. But lessons that are worth learning usually have a bitter taste.
  • 40. Seek out people who are successful in this field, and find out what they are doing. Watch them. Ask them questions. Take notes. Absorb as much knowledge as you can, then put that knowledge into practice.