In this era of rapid technological change, getting our engineers up-to-speed with new skills is a core tenet of Twitter University's mission. Equally important is the need to keep this ramp up as short but as effective as possible: Our engineers are busy building the future of Twitter every single day and need these skills right away. This talk will focus on how Twitter University designs its technical courses to meet these goals. (find the talk at http://ivantur.es/hup9)