2. Here’s an early Christmas gift
This Me HereThe only way to stand out in the
workplace is to be yourself without
overdoing it – Because everyone
subtly derides those who try way
too hard to be different and end up
making fools of themselves
4. Rejoice!
It’s well known that the better performer you are
at work, the more your colleagues will come to
not like you – Everything is not all bad though,
because even if they all hate your guts, getting
a nice bonus for the holidays makes you feel
like a kid on Christmas all over again
5. Like Mother, Like Daughter
I was getting to know this girl
one time and she told me
about how one time when
she was on the phone with
her mom, her mom was
listening to Rick Ross Teflon
Don – Later when I met her
mom, during a dinner she
blurted out to me
“You like rap, too?!”
The Things That Bring Us Together
Expensive Looking Clothes
Later in time, for a Christmas
this same girl bought me
some really nice North Face
stuff that made me feel cool
since it was even better than
the North Face gear of the
rich suburban kids I grew up
around who would wear it to
rub their riches in your face –
Now I could be like “Sup”
6. Have you ever experienced people looking
at you funny because you never heard of
something they are really excited about?
That would be
like me saying:
“You never heard
Dogg Food? Get
outta here?!”
7. 1.7 Million
Advance orders
1.4 Million
U.S. sales to date
Source: NYTimes Critic’s Notebook –
Oct. 31, 1995
Source: Ask Billboard –
Aug. 28, 2016
8. Her and I parted ways, it lasted longer than any relationship
I had before…German girls like drama a little too much, I
need a break before the next one comes my way – The
British have a more proper energy for my tastes
