This document provides comedic suggestions and examples for conducting link building outreach in a creative, non-intrusive manner. It emphasizes segmenting prospects based on interests, needs, and pain points before crafting personalized outreach messages. Sample emails showcase using humor, relatability and a casual tone to stand out from generic pitches and build rapport with recipients. The overall message is that link building outreach should be approached with care, creativity and positivity rather than overly salesy or templated messages.